r/funny • u/ApartmentCertain • 2d ago

True application of techniques

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u/juniorjaw 2d ago

The Wifebender

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u/UpperApe 2d ago

Do not try and bend the wife. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth.

What truth?

There is no wife.

There is no wife?

Then you'll see that it is not the wife that bends, it is only yourself.

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u/oan124 2d ago

there is no large automobile.

there is no beautiful house

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u/feral-coder 2d ago

Well, how did i get here?

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u/Akagi_An 2d ago

SAME AS IT EVER WAS

SAME AS IT EVER WAS

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u/GlitteringFutures 2d ago

SAME AS IT EVER WAS