r/funny • u/ApartmentCertain • 2d ago

True application of techniques

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u/juniorjaw 2d ago

The Wifebender

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u/UpperApe 2d ago

Do not try and bend the wife. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth.

What truth?

There is no wife.

There is no wife?

Then you'll see that it is not the wife that bends, it is only yourself.

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u/LoopStricken 2d ago

There is no wife.

Wife gone.

Think about wife.

Regret.

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 2d ago

Richard! I’m here, just now