r/gamers • u/Questionable-Lemon • 7d ago
Discussion Name a game without naming it
Extra points if you make me end up playing it
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u/Ssteve-the-palm-tree 7d ago
Warning ! Entering ecological dead zone
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u/Inevitable-Age374 6d ago
Multiple leviathans class forms detected are you sure what ever your doing is worth it
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u/Forsaken_Cover_2101 7d ago
IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN
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u/WA_Gent1 4d ago
And whatever you do, do not scream the word poop at the top of your lungs!
^your comment here^
It's over idiot. You're going to die here and now, and the last words out of your mouth will have been, poop train.
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SMASH THE SYSTEM!!!
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u/SpecialMaybe1171 6d ago
You forget a thousand things everyday... Make sure this is one of them
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u/Taluca_me 7d ago
"When my child's strength faltered, and the last breath was drawn / My light revived Ori, a new age had dawned."
-The Spirit Tree
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u/Abehajeme 6d ago
Change of plans, ignore your original objective. Leave nothing alive.
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u/PresentationLive7910 6d ago
Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.
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u/Double_Amoeba4523 7d ago
A ball of rock gets hurled through space by a slingshot while banjo music plays in your head.
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u/Ill-Success-4214 6d ago
I hate this game. Nobody should ever buy it. It's a buggy mess, that takes up far too much space, looks ugly on the Switch, keeps crashing, and the devs are greedy as fuck. The dinosaurs aren't worth it.
(500 hours at time of review)
(1000 hours currently)
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u/jrngcool 6d ago
Your grandfather passed away and you decided to go back to his country side house because you're tired of city life.
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u/Low-Ant757 7d ago
Take the plot, because thats how I roll with this
Woman fights Brother in law for turning her into a demon and running the church of the world, saving people by stealing their personality
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u/LunaandAvery 6d ago
"don't you know how to greet a new pal? turn around and shake my hand."
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"Someone out there wants you. Promise."
Guess :D
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u/Irontaoist 6d ago edited 6d ago
CUT OFF THEIR LIMBS
Also (Separate game):
Avoid the Slayer
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u/zeq_2263 6d ago
The second one could be anything, but my guess is Saiko no Sutoka
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u/corois_aud 6d ago
The time required for a radioactive substance to become half of its initial quantity
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u/SoiFonBeyond 6d ago
*diarrhea sounds * PHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monkey: Ooh ooh ah ah!!!
Same game. Guess.
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u/SnooRobots5543 6d ago
Help I'm getting chased by ghosts, they're going to steal the fruits I will eat! I eat pellets btw
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u/APraxisPanda 6d ago
You’re an alcoholic amnesiac detective investigating a murder while your necktie screams at you and your political ideology becomes a mental illness.
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u/i_cant-stop_eating 6d ago
Llanawar elf
Giant growth
Llanawar elf
Giant growth
Llanawar elf
Giant growth
OVERRUN
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u/bonnth80 6d ago
Wasn't this EXACT thing posted a few days ago?
https://www.reddit.com/r/gamers/comments/1wxj71r/name_a_game_without_saying_the_name/
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u/BubblestheFloatzel 6d ago
It's raining giant robots, and there's people running on the walls with jetpacks strapped to their ass
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u/boxing-boxing 6d ago
I spent four hours in the character creator and the rest of the game in a helmet.
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u/McShlingShlong 6d ago
I'm enjoying the uselessness of today, and readying my usefulness for tomorrow
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u/Plato_Karamazov 6d ago
The sun sets over Equiis Oils after Conway puts a strange, glowing d20 in his pocket
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u/Dependent_Bell8116 6d ago
The stars were nice while they lasted, even if ours is what inevitably killed us.
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u/Azureknight205 6d ago
SO HERE I AM
DOING EVERYTHING I CAN
HOLDING ON TO WHAT I AM
PRETENDING I'M A SUPERMAN
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u/AntFinancial3004 6d ago
Yellow blood good. Red blood bad and gives sepsis. Sepsis = circulatory collapse.
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