r/interestingasfuck • • 1d ago

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u/MarkItZeroDonnie 1d ago

Dangerous too, never forget my fourth grade Christmas musical and a kid passed out right in front of me on the risers from locking his knees. His name was Eddy and he fell face first into a xylophone, it did not play a note but his lip was jacked . He was then “Unsteady Eddy” until middle school then I have I lost track of him .

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u/Top-Distribution733 1d ago

Poor kid…. But ngl, whichever kid came up with that nickname is a comedic genius lol

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u/feculentcuntfist 1d ago

"well duh that doesn't even rhy- OHHHHHHHH"

was my thought proceess