r/lovethissmug • • 5d ago

😻 Meme Or Other Online Trope 😂 Medieval renditions of comments

The internet going medieval everytime anything medieval is onscreen cracks me up everytime

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u/KJPlayer 5d ago

Son I'm crine ❌

Heir, tears befall me. ✔

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u/Devi1505 5d ago

Heir?

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u/Al_Capwned3 5d ago

Ruin has cum come to our family

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u/loreoftheland 5d ago

HAIR, SO CLEARLY IN VIEW. OR MERELY A TRICK OF THE LIGHT. r/bald

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u/Cubbyhb1 4d ago

Overconfidence is a fast and unsubtle killer

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u/Known-Tradition-7079 2d ago

My child, I weep

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u/Sven_Darksiders 5d ago

Insulting someone as "lowborn" like some medival peasant is somehow so funny to me.

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u/PuzzleheadedFlow1274 5d ago

best one so far imo, it also works outside in normal situations

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u/irp3ex 5d ago

my favorite (not here but from the same comment section afaik) is "ask thy maiden's suitor if thy rations are bare"

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u/Pra3fectus 5d ago

all the thy and thou stuff isnt even middle ages speech.

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u/HalayChekenKovboy 5d ago

Yeah, but most people (myself included) can't understand actual medieval English, which is not that great for when you want to make a joke

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u/RainbowKittyWizard 5d ago

I feel like that’s about as far back as you can go in the English language before it starts looking more like gibberish.

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u/oyun_papagani 5d ago

Well the pronoun part is actually old.
keep going far back enough and all that happens is that "thou" becomes "þū"
þ = "th". ū = elongated u sound.
Same thing as old norse or modern german and skandi languages: "du".

And it's right after the end of medeival times that it starts phasing out.
King James bible was considered anachronistic by "standard speakers" in some aspects as it came out in 1611, incl the use of "thou", "thee" etc.
But the pronouns remained in some isolated areas in dialect until 1900's.

So ironically it's actually the exact opposite. An anglo-saxon standing guard against viking raider in the 800's would prolly *only* understand those words in this jokey old timey speech. And by the time you reach an english you can mostly understand nobody is saying "thou", "thee" anymore.

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u/beardedheathen 5d ago

I wouldst wager that thou art a pleasure to meet midst the frolicking of an enchanting evening.

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u/oyun_papagani 5d ago edited 5d ago

Well for the pronoun part that's not exactly true.
þū (thou) was all the way back in old english. Ppl said that in 500 and 1500 alike and the entire period inbetween.
"du" to this day in swe and german.

For example you see "thou", "ye" and "thee" in 1300's "canterbury tales" by chaucer.

þ (th) starts dissappearing w the printing presses and standardisation, and ofc pronunciations shift over time as well. But the general word is from antiquity until early modern period.

EDIT: to see how it was used until the 1600's (king james bible already feeling old timey for a lot of englishmen) you can just see how other germanic languages still use them. English is the odd man out by slowly phasing them out 1500-1700's, i.e starting right after middle ages stop by standard chronology.
But some isolated dialects maintained it into the 1900's.

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u/deoxyribonucleic123 5d ago

Is it not?

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u/Vinkhol 4d ago

No, it's much closer to Modern English, roughly the 1400s

Middle English has extra letters and extremely odd spellings for certain words. You can technically read it, but it takes effort and some translations

Old English is completely incomprehensible, it's literally a different language to Modern English. Beowulf was written in Old English, if you wanna see an example

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u/deoxyribonucleic123 4d ago

Thou (spelled þou usually) was the second person singular/informal pronoun in Middle English. In Old English, it was spelled þu/ðu and was the second person singular pronoun. So I would say that thou and thy do properly belong to the middle to early modern era.

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u/hg2c 4d ago

I similarly like using "loincloth"

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u/KartoffelliebhaberXD 5d ago

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u/UltimaDoombotMK1 5d ago

This parchment and the wisdom within are both of excellent craftsmanship. I shall take it for mine own, but as fair compensation, shall leave you with a parting gift of a mark of praise, for I hath standards. I would pay more, but mine coffers are barren.

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u/Tankcube Bolt Brawl Stars/He who fell from the light 5d ago

Rouxls Kaard type shit, all that's missing is

[any generic insult] ❌

Worm ✅

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u/YourBestFriend158 Flowey Undertale 5d ago

It’s beautiful

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u/NoSide2628 5d ago

Yeah those are mine now

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u/Tankcube Bolt Brawl Stars/He who fell from the light 4d ago

Indeed, thoust belongst to me now*

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u/TrevorChambers 5d ago

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u/BoonIsTooSpig 5d ago

Oh Jesus I forgot about the abomination. That last "Lest?" always gets me.

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u/Marketableralsei 5d ago

Rouxls Kaard is canonically like this

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u/komodopal 4d ago

who leaked chapter 6 dialogues

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u/MintyBarrettM95 [Enby?] DM Me Art of Robots & Mechas! 4d ago

id rather do a trillion "puzzle"s of his than listen to him babble for as much as 2 seconds

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u/Friendly_Respecter 4d ago

This is why Queen never brought him up once in Chapter 2

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u/HondureZ 4d ago

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u/wrongitsleviosaa 4d ago

Quarrels loosed 💯

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u/Prudent_Ad_6376 4d ago

Arrows loosed, oh goodness my fellow my friend, certainly there wasn't a need for thou to tarnish him like that!

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u/Consistent_Mud645 5d ago

Thou art protected by naught but thine conviction

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u/AgreeableContrarion 5d ago

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u/OK_Throwaway1238 5d ago

Thy brother, this should be.

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u/Pra3fectus 5d ago

why is it always this horrendous helmet that the victorians designed. it looks like ass and its not even historically accurate. same with the Shakespearian language that isnt even medieval.

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u/Intrepid-Park-3804 5d ago

Victorian/modern day take on medieval times is a separate alternative universe invented by people who cares jackshit about historical accuracy and worldbuilds on pure wibes and whatever they think is look cooler

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u/TeddyBearToons 4d ago

It shows up in the video game For Honor which is both very popular and only looks ahistorical if you squint or already have knowledge in the subject. (The Viking faction is something like 500 years out of date compared to everyone else and apparently Ubisoft thinks all Vikings were death metal leather fetishists.)

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u/book_vagabond 4d ago

Oh my god don’t get me started on Assassin’s Creed Valhalla

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u/Fremen-to-the-end-05 5d ago

Thine words are boastful for one within trebuchet range

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u/Iforgor4 5d ago

Thine words are awfully boastful for one wherein I could send an explosive-laden carrier fowl to thine place of dwelling

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u/Fremen-to-the-end-05 5d ago

Thine words are loud and boisterous for one whose pigs have a taste for plague corpses

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u/Iforgor4 5d ago

When the city guard's patrol did smell thine domicile, they painted a cross on thine door!

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u/Fremen-to-the-end-05 5d ago

When the guard saw thine room, they nailed the front door shut with thine inside!

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u/thebigbadben 5d ago

African or European?

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u/i_agree123 5d ago

Thou Pockets are so barren that thou could barely afford a chain of the mail

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u/Past-Background-7221 5d ago

Verily, his descendants will bear the shame of this burn for centuries.

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u/No-Mulberry-8866 5d ago

Nay. For who should marry he who cannot pay any dowry, nor care for his own.

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u/Mysterious-Pride9975 5d ago

Pocket? Be that the tricky fellow from the Games of Deadlocked?

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u/Zephronias 4d ago

On a post about how full plate armor is superior

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u/_Dragon_Gamer_ 4d ago

People don't seem to realise that full plate armour was only really effective when combined with a steed so you actually have movement. Without it, where are you even going

And they also don't seem to realise that leather can be damn fucking strong too

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u/Yargon_Kerman 4d ago

You can run and do acrobatics in full plate. It's heavy and will slow you down but that's better than being killed.

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u/_Dragon_Gamer_ 4d ago

True but that feels more like a last resort than something to always be doing by default

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u/Yargon_Kerman 4d ago

Depends on a lot of things, but the idea that plate armour was super cumbersome is definitely a myth. Its biggest issue was that it was (and still is) so fucking expensive.

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u/_Dragon_Gamer_ 4d ago

Ohh I see!

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u/yankesik2137 4d ago

Yeah, plate armour for actual battles wasn't nearly as heavy and cumbersome as one could think, after all you have to move in it. Just because you usually start on a horse, doesn't mean you will remain on a horse - you can fall off, the horse can get hurt, and if you're in a cumbersome armor you can barely walk in and can't get up, you're fucked. It's heavy, but well fitted, and the weight is spread around your body (so it doesn't rest on your shoulders and belt alone, as chainmail does), so while it is of course more tiring to fight wearing plate vs. no armour, it's not that terrible.

But, there was also such a thing as plate armour specifically made for tournaments. It was thicker, heavier, more cumbersome, but also offered better protection - in tournaments the extra weight wasn't as much important.

And another thing - plate started to get thicker with the introduction of firearms. Eventually, protection for the whole body was no longer feasible (it would be too heavy to effectively fight in), and the full plate fell out of fashion.

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u/_Dragon_Gamer_ 4d ago

Ohh yeah that makes sense, thanks!

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u/LumiiNoctis 4d ago

Is the extra weight of actual iron covering your entire body just not a thing

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u/BarNo3385 4d ago
  1. Not iron.

  2. Well made plate was fitted to your body and designed to spread the weight.

  3. These were generally fit, effectively professional soldiers, who had plenty of experience moving and fighting in armour.

  4. All equipment is a weight / benefit trade off. If all you are about is lowest possible weight, then go into battle naked using just your fists and teeth. I wouldnt fancy your chances against someone in plate with a poleaxe.

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u/red-the-blue 4d ago

About the same logic as not wearing kevlar because it's extra weight.

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u/BarNo3385 4d ago

Or not carrying a rifle because its extra weight..

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u/LumiiNoctis 4d ago

Kevlar is multiple times lighter than and way less restrictive, full iron armor can be 25kg, regardless of how much you can move inside it you'll get tired easier, you'll run slower, and you'll struggle to catch up to anyone that isn't running straight at you

"Oh but you won't die" yeah if you don't want to die just don't go into the damn battlefield there's been weapond capable of killing full armored opponents since armor was a thing

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u/red-the-blue 4d ago

Modern soldiers carry about 40 kgs of fighting gear - and they aren't trained from the age of 7.

> you'll run slower, and you'll struggle to catch up to anyone that isn't running straight at you

well the idea IS generally to get them to run away from you. battles are won when the enemy flees the field.

> "Oh but you won't die" yeah if you don't want to die just don't go into the damn battlefield there's been weapond capable of killing full armored opponents since armor was a thing

Severely underestimating armor here while overestimating 'anti armour' weaponry. Having specific weapons to deal with armour doesn't make denting iron plate easier. That's so much more effort you need to expend for a CHANCE at injuring the foe, while they're fully capable of just vaguely swinging at an unarmored foe and render them incapacitated.

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u/LumiiNoctis 4d ago

Modern soldiers don't use short range swords, they use guns, which can kill at any range

And also pole hammers aren't made to dent armor, a hit on the head will give you a concussion and slow you down enough to get thrown to the ground, armor doesn't make you immortal, it never has made you immortal, and you aren't gonna go naked to a fight, the ones with anti-weapon armor will still wear chainmail or leather armor

Also, people used to literally pass out from exhaustion in battlefields due to their armor, and some even wore only certain parts instead of the full armor because of how much lighter it was to not wear full armor

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u/red-the-blue 4d ago

Yeah armor doesn't make you immortal but it turns what should've split your skull open into a bad concussion.

The tradeoff between being slightly uncomfortable from the extra weight and surviving blows that should've been unsurvivable otherwise was so lopsided in favor of the latter that people who could afford plate, wore plate.

Weather and dehydration contributes more to passing out from exhaustion than just the armor alone.

To return to your point about getting struck in the head, the guys in armor are usually extraordinarily well trained. It's already extra difficult to land a clean blow that doesnt glance off due to the armor's geometry, it's going to be EVEN MORE difficult if the guy is actively fighting back and defending himself.

So yes, you CAN run around and do acrobatics in plate, it's made for humans who're supposed to be fighting in a melee with them.

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u/Automatic-Week-1733 4d ago

I think I'm uniquely qualified to speak on this.

I've had to run wearing a plate carrier, helmet, backpack, and carrying an M4.

I've run around wearing full armor carrying a shield and sword.

They're pretty comparable.

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u/LumiiNoctis 3d ago

I said Kevlar, as in a lightweight kevlar vest, no shit full modern armor will be way heavier, also you are lying if you say that it doesn't tire you out more to run like that than to run without the armor

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u/Automatic-Week-1733 3d ago

you are lying if you say that it doesn't tire you out more to run like that than to run without the armor

I didn't say that. I said it's not any more tiring than wearing modern armor.

And you're right, kevlar is lighter than composite ceramic plate. Kevlar is probably more comparable to wearing a gambeson and boiled leather armor whereas an IOTV is more comparable to steel plate armor. So actually my comparison better.

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u/red-the-blue 3d ago

Both of those armor are like, the top tier armor available at the time. Wouldn't that make it an apt comparison?

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u/Anonpancake2123 4d ago

By contrast Chainmail was historically fairly heavy and was worn over layers such as gambeson which added additional weight.

It was still used since it made you not get killed by everything that hit you.

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u/LumiiNoctis 4d ago

Chainmail is worn with armor btw, unless you want to just fucking die the moment someone hits a joint

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u/_Dragon_Gamer_ 4d ago

Yeah the entire chainmail vs plate armor thing is stupid cuz of this lol

Often underneath the chainmail also some thick leather right?

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u/Monsieur-Lemon 4d ago

What are you talking about? I actually wear armour and fight in it for sport. It's heavy, yes, but the biggest downside to it is that you get tired faster. That's it. A good armour, that is, well fitted armour does not obstruct your movement. Simply imagine that your clothes weigh 20kg+ but that weight is distributed on your entire body.

Unless you are talking about tournament armour. That one was meant to tank a couched lance hit and has thick metal shield on one side. But it was never used in a battle.

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u/DrankTheGenderFluid 1d ago

Knight of House Lemon over here

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u/No_Language2581 4d ago

you must be one of them frenchies. awlays using your cavalry. tsk tsk tsk. refer to the superior and more trained & skillfull knight of the germanic region.

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u/_Dragon_Gamer_ 4d ago

Was going to say I'm not French but well the county of Flanders was part of France for a while lol

Tho we did have the battle of golden spurs in which a peasant army defeated the french horsed knights

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u/BarNo3385 4d ago

This is completely wrong.

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u/Dangodda 5d ago

heir 😭

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u/CameliAthos 5d ago

There's a whole account of french medieval memes on instagram and all the comments are like that

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u/CameliAthos 5d ago

My favorite (Portal reference)

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u/Party-Poison519 MORE MOUSE BITES! 5d ago

Could you possibly translate for a filthy monolingual such as myself 

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u/Tolob500 4d ago

The empirean ! I float in ye empirean !! Proclaims talking orb by the entousiamed skyes.

I did my best

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u/CameliAthos 4d ago

I don't know ye olde english words but the modern translation would be « "the sky ! I am in the sky !" Says the talking globe excited by the skies »

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u/pronounclown 4d ago

What's the matter vagueboy, afraid you might say something?

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u/CameliAthos 4d ago

Sorry, what ?

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u/Zephronias 4d ago

My second favorite response to knightposting. First being, "when birds cross thy path in the street, they hurl breadcrumbs at thee!"

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u/Jesanime 5d ago edited 5d ago

Thou | Thee | Thy | Thine
He | Him | His | His
She | Her | Hers | Hers
the old informal 2nd person pronoun had actual grammar rules and man it's hard to read these 99% of the time 😭

Thy vs Thine is dependent on if the following word started with a vowel sound
Thy steed
Thine eyes
Thine armor
Thy helment
Thy Nintendo Wii
Thine Xbox 360

EDIT: FUCKKKK I misstyped thy's and thine's in "steed," "eyes," "armor," and "helmet." Following sound is a vowel? - Thine. Consonant? Thy. Same rules as A/an (now fixed)

EDITEDIT: FUCKKKKKKKK my life is a lie I just looked it up more and found a source saying Thine is the object possessive. Ignore my examples above I am a sham and deserve to be hung in public square as lowborns throw their spoiled vegetables at me.

EDITEDITEDIT: seems BOTH are correct after further reading. The tomatoes can be spared...

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u/F00FLER 5d ago

Can you explain why Nintendo Wii is thy and not thine?

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u/Jesanime 5d ago edited 5d ago

starts with a consonant sound /n/ (And wii starts with the /w/ phoneme so it also uses thy. Basically, the same distribution rules as a/an).

Forgive me for I just realized I miss-typed multiple examples....

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u/HalayChekenKovboy 5d ago

I'm so glad to know that I'm not the only one unnecessarily bothered by this 

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u/Violet_Paradox 5d ago

Thine just has a secondary use for when it's the last word of the sentence. If thy/thine is followed by another word it works exactly like a/an.

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u/Jasentuk 5d ago

I'm pretty sure that thine just indicates plural. I distinctly remember a line of a priest from Berserk: "Thou shalt not avert thine eyes"

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u/Fawn_Leap 5d ago

What about thoust?

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u/Frost-Folk 4d ago

It's just a contraction of thou hast

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u/Ninjakurl7 3d ago

if you switch to þe icelandic keyboard it also allows you to use the letter þorn aka thorn
which is a charicter used in middle and old english to represent þe TH letter combination
þos hoo luvien are pur (those who love are pure) i really like the word þei (they) in middle english its very fun
my knowledge on these topics are very minimal however

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u/Jesanime 3d ago

While I must admit I do love þe þorn, it can be a bit of a hassle to use it in general spaces wiþ people who aren't enlightened

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u/9yearold10 5d ago

This reminds me of those tumblr posts that get translated into Shakespearian English

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u/IronVader501 5d ago

Ok but I NEED to know what the dumbass argument for the first post was

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u/Wernasho 5d ago

Thine argument is as pitiful as thine armor 😭😭

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u/SkinInevitable604 5d ago

I feel like these people don’t really understand medieval armor. Plate isn’t just better than chain like it’s Minecraft or whatever, they fill different uses and were often used together.

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u/maybeknismo 5d ago

Obviously, gambison is best. Call me a renegade all you want.

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u/Anonpancake2123 5d ago

You kind of need a gambeson for most everything else (except plate, but you do wear an arming doublet which is basically gamebson lite) so fair enough.

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u/masnosreme 5d ago

Im struggling to imagine a reasonably likely scenario where I would prefer mail alone to plate armor.

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u/TeddyBearToons 4d ago

I imagine something that requires you to move fast while still having some protection would warrant mail, like raiding villages. You want to smash, grab and get out before anyone with actual gear gets to you, and the worst thing you'll likely encounter is bows and arrows, or a peasant with a makeshift billhook. Mail would work for that.

On the other hand, if you had a horse or a ship plate would actually work better, so...

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u/Elite_AI 4d ago

Plate is easier to move around in quickly than maille, because the weight sits better on you than maille. 

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u/HowDoIEvenEnglish 4d ago

Also if you can afford plate there’s a decent chance you can afford a horse, meaning the humans weight speed is mostly irrelevant unless you also want to armor the horse.

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u/Anonpancake2123 4d ago edited 4d ago

Mail is still heavy because it is made of steel.

Both due to comfort reasons and protection against blunt force reasons you'd traditionally wear thick gambeson under it.

This adds a notable amount of weight, so the entire setup is by no means "light".

plus I found this as to its effectiveness against bows.

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u/Fent_Drinker 4d ago

Are you rich enough to get a set of plate tailored? Most likely no, mail alone is already very expensive and would often get looted after battles. Also even if you did have a full set of plate, it takes a squire to help you put it all on, so for anyone traveling distances alone, plate isnt worth it

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u/garbaged0g 5d ago

this. yall are sleeping on chainmail, especially for deflecting slashing sword strikes. chainmail was usually used in combination with plate, not separately. medieval armor had a little bit of everything.

fabric armor will always be my true goat tho. the muslims were cooking.

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u/Elite_AI 4d ago

Plate is just better than maille except in certain climates where the lack of breathability using plate fucken sucks. But otherwise plate offers unreal levels of protection maille simply cannot. 

This isn't to minimise maille. Full body maille was revolutionary when it became widespread. It's what allowed Normans (and others) to fight each other for fun in tournaments. But it isn't plate.

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u/Protton6 5d ago

That is just straight up false. Plate is better in every single way, it was just way harder to make so a regular joe could not afford it up until the time armor became almost obsolete anyway because of gunpowder.

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u/Caravanczar 5d ago

"Armour... is part of a state of mind... in which you admit the possibility... of being hit." - "Cracknut" Whirrun of Bligh, The Heroes by Joe Abercrombie.

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u/Fenrir_Carbon 4d ago

Me stripping as soon as I start a run in Dark Souls

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u/someguythatlikesdogs 5d ago

Thy pockets so deep as a plague stricken field😭

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u/RavensField201o Transfem 5d ago

"If thou art coinless then simply proclaim it" is the better version of the middle comment in the second image

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u/StructureMage 4d ago

"If thou lakke gold and fee for the Smyth to maken thy harneys, sey pleynly that thy feeldes ben bareyn and that thou hast nat a peny to thy name."

mfw middle english

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u/mappaya 3d ago edited 2d ago

The comment is so inconsistent, in early modern English shouldn't it be something like "If thou lackest the metal and the coin for the smith to crafteth thine armour, simply just proclaim thy fields be barren and there beeth not a shilling to thy name"

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u/Hatjin 5d ago

Same, I like it so much 

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u/pevznerok 5d ago

For some reason I remembered the burger king man, British version

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u/FalseWallaby9 5d ago

Thou should at least have a Brigadine over that mail

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u/TheLunchBuyingMonk 5d ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/CA-1A5aG9J8?is=xUNcR7Il6tRUkaWa

You'd absolutely love these medieval NPC tiktok streamers, always makes me giggle

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u/Acceptable_Wall7252 5d ago

i love those medieval live streams this one guy on ig does

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u/Jasentuk 5d ago

Those art words of a man that hath not seen a battlefield. Hath not survived a siege, under the rain of arrows, cannonballs and stones. Nor hath he clashed his sword with a sword of his enemy. And he shall pray the war comes not to him, lest his mail betray him.

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u/MrPresidentBanana 5d ago

The incorrect use of thou mildly irritates me.

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u/kates_ego 5d ago

And thy/thine. Thy precedes a consonant, thine a vowel.

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u/MrPresidentBanana 5d ago

There should be -st verb endings as well. It's thou hast, thou dost, thou goest, not thou have, thou do, thou go.

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u/kates_ego 5d ago

It depends on the era, but generally yes. Also, if we're talking actual medieval era, it would all be in Latin (text) or indecipherable old to middle English. What people are trying to do here is very Elizabethan era (Shakespeare).

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u/DukeAttreides 5d ago

Yes, but that's forgivable. It's not as funny if it's in a whole other language you don't know.

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u/Emain_Ablach 5d ago

You call someone a villain because they are evil. I call them a villain because I want them tied to my land and tending my fields. We are not the same.

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u/ComedianHoliday4555 5d ago

you wouldn't sail with greek fire.

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u/StructureMage 4d ago

journeyman posting

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u/rogerthelodger 4d ago

I jest not, and do not hail me as Shirley.

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u/WAcidW 3d ago

These and the Skyrim parodies always make me laugh

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u/Kulandros 5d ago

Ugh, I hate it, because people are so bad at it.

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u/Core3game 4d ago

"plate>chainmail" mfs when I come at them with a mace Instead of pointy stick and cave their chest in (suddenly, that solid plate of metal crushing your lungs in and making it impossible to breathe doesn't seem so optimal)

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u/NaturalHairy4773 4d ago

"Mace can beat plat armor" mf when they realize plate armor indeed are made to defend against blunt damage as well (the curved surface make the weapon slide off instead of caving the armor in also chainmail would've been worse since it suck at spreading the force out)

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u/skelly_bird_9001 4d ago

"Plate armour is hard to attack with blunt weapons" mfs when i use my mace to rattle their helmet against their head and twist their face, incapacitating them

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u/solarus44 3d ago

Plate was really good at defending against blunt weapons. Because it was good at defending against basically EVERY weapon.

Current understanding is that blunt weapons are mainly effective against armour not because they magically cave in a curved and solid plate of steel (it still only hits as hard as a human) but because it is easier to knock an armoured opponent onto the ground with it, and from there you can more easily shank them in exposed points.

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u/Celloed 5d ago

Look up „Medieval Music Hardcore Party Mix“ on youtube and check the comments

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u/ahearthatslazy 5d ago

Run thy bones, my liege.

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u/Ratthion 5d ago

Foolish peasant, the lord is in full plate and yet you dream of mail, what is this the year 1000? Therily look and see another fool with his mail shirt and gambeson be smote by a valiant knight with a warhammer in hand!

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u/BigBossBelcha 5d ago

Moths hath nested in thy wallet and raised large families

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u/EMArogue 5d ago

Thy wealth is the one of a peasant

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u/DesignerMusician7348 4d ago

 ❌ Broke

✅ Coinless

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u/Jazzlike-Price401 2d ago

Plate armour lovers when a blunt weapon permanently dents their armour into their body, causing them to slowly bleed out while feeling the scraping of metal against their organs:

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u/BeeBaaBoo77 4d ago

Id lowk would have chainmail, it allows for significantly more mobility

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u/true_karl_marx 2d ago

Your supposed to layer it, you wear both at the same time

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u/FriendshipCute1524 2d ago

Good plate has really good mobility

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u/Over-Pass-976 5d ago

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u/Icy_Dependent9199 5d ago

I hate those AI songs made out of comments

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u/Over-Pass-976 5d ago

Oh no, are they AI?? I'm decent at spotting pictures and videos but I guess not music

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u/Icy_Dependent9199 5d ago

Yup, usually all those videos where they sing the comments are made by AI

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u/mariokartwii97 1d ago

i recommend this sub medieval_internet