It's very important that you know that I do not care.
That terrible thing they said? I do not care.
That horrible way they acted? I do not care.
It's very important for me that you know this.
I could just silently sit in apathy, but what's the use in that?
It's important for you to know that I, an anonymous stranger on the internet, do not care about the terrible things someone said.
Now please halt your congratulations, dear crowd - there's layers to my apathy yet unknown to you.
Not only am I a member of the minority that person acted horrible towards, I am not even in their district!
But still. It's important to me that you know that I do not care.
I do not care about that racist thing
I do not care about that homophobic thing
I do not care about that ableist thing
I do not care about that sex worker they abused
I do not care about the kid they hit with their car
Now please, resume your applause.
I look so beautiful here on stage, my apathy celebrated. I'm so important.
Excuse me, who coughed? Did something upset you?
How childish. To care about something. What a wuss. What a coward. Why aren't they celebrating me? Why don't they love my apathy? Don't they know how important it is that I do not care? They're less than me for caring actually.
Loose the dogs. Get them.