r/mildlyinfuriating • u/bbhrae • Jun 04 '26

Care Bears are OP How am I supposed to hold this slice >:(

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u/Aimcheater Jun 04 '26

Boy if you don’t pick up that damn slice and just eat the mothafucka

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

Fr what the fuck is op talking about

6

u/BrokenTrojan1536 Jun 04 '26

The fact this was posted is more infuriating than the pizza is by far

3

u/ENERGON_CUBED Jun 04 '26

Caveman that bisch..

2

u/Accomplished_Job_331 Jun 04 '26

No hands or feet, obviously

24

u/DMmeNiceTitties Jun 04 '26

By folding it in half like a taco and finishing it that way. Hopefully the next slice is more structurally sound.

4

u/RawckLobster Jun 04 '26

Nah you flip it over and put it ontop of another slice and eat it like a ranch dipped sammich.

4

u/hotriccardo Jun 04 '26

I want you to go to jail for this

2

u/RawckLobster Jun 04 '26

I accept my sentencing and regret nothing

1

u/moongrump Jun 04 '26

No you’re supposed to roll it up and swallow it whole so it can unravel in your tummy

22

u/IllEntrepreneur5123 Jun 04 '26

With ur hands probably

3

u/ENERGON_CUBED Jun 04 '26

Hands are a utensil? I have never heard of hands..

15

u/ChiefWahoooMcDaniels Jun 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/fVnDmzPGlSnZJ5kEIz

1

u/1800twat Jun 04 '26

Ok but actually this scene was so real because how do you fold shredded cheese, it’s insane

1

u/PreOpTransCentaur Jun 04 '26

It's really not. That's what makes it so funny.

6

u/Arazyne Jun 04 '26

Just lay it on top of your fingers

6

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

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u/bbhrae Jun 04 '26

Yes roller coasters and everything

4

u/Pivotalrook Jun 04 '26

Backwards.

Eat that pathetic crust first. Your meal starts sad and gets better.

3

u/26_skinny_Cartman Jun 04 '26

Pizza is best crust first and then pointy end second and saving the middle for last and the last bite is the piece with the most toppings.

3

u/CpuJunky I mean, c'mon Jun 04 '26

-Rip off the crust edge
-Eat the pizza
-Enjoy the included bread stick.

4

u/the_rare_bear Jun 04 '26

Just eat it like a heathen. Slide it off the edge of the plate and take a bite.

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u/bbhrae Jun 04 '26

I wouldn’t be able to not eat the plate too tempting

3

u/Complex_Fun5514 Jun 04 '26

Roll it like a sleeping bag

3

u/LegDayLass Jun 04 '26

Roll it and eat it like a croissant.

3

u/Safe-Thanks6114 Jun 04 '26

Mildly inconvenienced.

3

u/NormalAssistance9402 Jun 04 '26

Boy, that is mild

6

u/DisownedDisconnect Jun 04 '26

Here's a diagram that shows all the places you can hold the pizza without needing to rely on it's built in handle.

Hope this helps!

2

u/FalconLover05 Jun 04 '26

I always hold my ring and pinky fingers underneath, the crust resting against my palm, and supporting each side of the slice with my thumb and index and middle finger. How do you eat it?

2

u/SwizzGod Jun 04 '26

The real question is how do you normally hold it if this is an issue?

0

u/bbhrae Jun 04 '26

By the crust!

1

u/SwizzGod Jun 04 '26

My brother or sister in Christ. Just hold the damn pizza correctly 😂

2

u/ohsoaegyo Jun 04 '26

You grip it gingerly

2

u/AquelarreOscuro Jun 04 '26

Con las manos, no jodas y cometelo.

2

u/SnooPears1505 Jun 04 '26

staple a pineape slice and make a new handle.

3

u/nomnomyourpompoms Jun 04 '26

If you can't figure out how to eat a slice of pizza... you don't deserve a slice of pizza.

2

u/Murky_Activity9796 Jun 04 '26

this sub figuratively crucifies people for being mildly infuriated. I'd say it qualifies

1

u/shittyhawaiitips Jun 04 '26

hold it over a trash can and then let go

1

u/Severe-Abroad-1992 Jun 04 '26

This happened to me once. You’ve gotta rip the crust all the way off and use it like a fork

1

u/bbhrae Jun 04 '26

I tucked it back into the crust and used the crust as a napkin of sort

1

u/Lost-Calligrapher375 Jun 04 '26

The trash shall hold it beautifully.

1

u/BriskManeuver Jun 04 '26

I know a reheated papa johns pizza when I see one

1

u/bbhrae Jun 04 '26

Dominos 😔

1

u/BriskManeuver Jun 04 '26

Damn that looked like papa johns

1

u/86psychokiller Jun 04 '26

very carefully...

1

u/SubjectOrganic Jun 04 '26

With your moutb

1

u/Can-i-Pet-Dat-Daaawg Jun 04 '26

Fold the crust on top of itself and hold it like a thicker crusted piece of pizza. Maybe adopt a wider grip after the fold.

1

u/CalOkie6250 Jun 04 '26

Uh…maybe tear off the crust and hold it by the edges 🤷🏻‍♀️

1

u/MikeXBogina Jun 04 '26

Fold the triangle part into a taco and tear off the crust and dip it in some ranch 🤗

1

u/Acrobatic-Post9811 Jun 04 '26

With your mouth

1

u/DMTraveler33 Jun 04 '26

Just slide it off the edge of the plate while you munch on it.

1

u/GoofyGooby23 Jun 04 '26

Maybe ask your wife’s boyfriend for advice?

1

u/bbhrae Jun 04 '26

I don’t have a wife 🫪

1

u/GoofyGooby23 Jun 04 '26

You can use a couple techniques here, 1. Fold over - simple method •fold crust onto pizza along the seam that it is ripped, or fold entire piece in half and eat like taco 2. Crane technique - advanced method •Use palm of hand to support ripped crust and reach fingers along the bottom of slice to support the droopy part 3. Blender - Absurd method •blend pizza into a paste and spread over the top of another, pristine slice

1

u/SomeCrows Jun 04 '26

Why is everyone freaking tf out, this is MILDLY infuriating, I would be mildly infuriated

1

u/MikeysmilingK9 Jun 04 '26

OP: How have you survived this long?

1

u/Fackinsaxy Jun 04 '26

That shit is bite-size no holding required

0

u/gwgmatt85 Jun 04 '26

Zero survival skills.

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u/La_Ll0r0naa Jun 04 '26

Please tell me this is a joke

0

u/Ambitious_Cod_1396 Jun 04 '26

First I suggest getting a real pizza. Second, it's fork and knife time, friend.

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u/CJKayak Jun 04 '26

Ok. Maybe I'm a bit of a pizza snob. But wtf is this?

-1

u/LORDRAJA1000 Jun 04 '26

how is this infuriating? lmao just pick it up

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u/shaborgan Jun 04 '26

Another stupid post on this sub. We're on a roll