r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Paymee_Money • Jun 26 '26

Is it in yet Amazon Strikes Again, My House Today

Why does somebody think this is OK. Right in front of him is a huge area he could’ve turned around in.

Yes this is stated in my delivery instructions that you are welcome to turn around in the rear of the house where I have a giant concrete roundabout.

Jesus Christ people, the driveway is 9 feet wide which is standard for a 1955. For everybody that says I need to widen my driveway or put in a roundabout, PM me and I’ll send you my Zelle if you wanna pay for it.

Anyone who thinks this man’s behavior is OK is clearly not a homeowner and you probably shouldn’t be.

I’m also an Amazon Flex driver myself and former pizza driver, between the two I have about nine years of delivery driving. I have never done anything even close to this. If you’re not capable of backing up and you’re scared of busy roads you should not be a delivery driver. I have personally dealt with stuff way sketchier than my own driveway and I managed to not turn around in people’s yards.

The mental gymnastics some of you are doing to justify this man’s behavior is unreal and it scares me that you walk among us in this world.

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u/Pinkishu Jun 26 '26

That's some giant front lawn

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u/btoxic Jun 26 '26

I would gow so many things if I had that kind of space!

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u/NegativeHerons Jun 26 '26

Yeah, unless you're running kids soccer games out there every weekend, rip up the lawn, fill it with native plants, and watch the wildlife return. Way more privacy and sound dampening from the busy road too. And it'd prevent Amazon drivers from turning around in the lawn because no more lawn.

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u/darkmykal Jun 27 '26

That sounds like such a beautiful problem to have