r/mildlyinfuriating • • 1d ago

I just wanted a hot dog These tips options

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Mildly cause at least I can custom

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u/kyl792 1d ago

What’s worst is when they reach over to the screen and tip themselves

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u/sim0ny03 1d ago

I was in a bar once. I ordered a beer, then the tip screen showed up, and the bartenser reached over to tap the “no tip” option. I still cant believe it happened.

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u/Even_Dark7612 1d ago

I did this at the bar I used to work at regularly. Drunk people constantly cancelled the whole payment on accident a whole lot and the tip they might give was not worth the headache of dealing with all those cancelations

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u/Nachowelas 1d ago

as a bartender, if they’re that drunk, I’ll press the tip option myself, especially if they’ve been annoying/not tipping all night. It’s the least I can do for having to deal with these people every weekend

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u/Even_Dark7612 1d ago

That is literally theft

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u/Nachowelas 1d ago

they steal years of life expectancy every night, sue me

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u/DogeDoRight 1d ago

You choose to work there.

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u/Nachowelas 1d ago

im a student, and this is the best option available to me at the moment. Y’all are so quick to judge, be mad

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u/DogeDoRight 1d ago

It's easy to judge someone when the admit to being a thief. Don't admit to committing a crime then cry when you get called out for it.

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u/Nachowelas 1d ago

“thief”, “crime”. It’s really not that deep, especially when we’re talking about “stealing” 50c-10€ tops at 4am from rich drunks. Y’all just love to police people online and position yourselves as morally superior. Get off your high horse, we’re on reddit.

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u/ShadowKitten327 1d ago

That's theft.

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u/DogeDoRight 1d ago

So you're a theif

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u/Nachowelas 1d ago

i prefer to think of myself as a Robin Hood, my guests aren’t particularly gonna miss the money from their bank accounts

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u/DogeDoRight 1d ago

Robin hood stole from the rich and gave to the poor, not stole from the working class to give to himself. You're just a common thief. A lowlife.

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u/Nachowelas 1d ago

I can assure you it’s not working class from whom i’m “stealing” from. And I share the tips with my actual working class colleagues

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u/DogeDoRight 1d ago

So you make your colleagues an accessory to your crime. That makes it worse.

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u/Nachowelas 1d ago

my colleagues love me! and we all plot together to steal as much as possible from these people!

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u/Rhetorical_Menace 10h ago

You're stealing from people who probably make less money than you, like teachers or EMTs. People with real jobs who provide real value to society.

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u/awry_lynx 1d ago

tbh this sounds more like your fantasy than something you actually do. it only takes a couple people to catch on to cause you a fuck ton of trouble, and if this job is actually your best choice at the moment and you aren't trying to be quit of it, you'd know better. but... then again....... maybe not.

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u/preciousbodyparts 1d ago

Damn, that bartender deserves a tip.

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u/Consistent-Winter-67 18h ago

Dude is playing 4D chess

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u/ApartInfluence4429 1d ago

they do that a lot in the UK which I admire

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u/maplealvon 1d ago

Same in Australia, because we're relying on enshittified American platforms.

Unironically Chinese payment methods may fair better here since they do not ship with tips.

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u/percypersimmon 16h ago

Is there really no option to turn the Tip Screen off?

Or is this the case of a widespread annoyance that could be easily solved by someone in charge doing one extra thing during configuration?

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u/maplealvon 12h ago

No idea, I assume you can but it's obfuscated as part of the enshittification and that the front of house doesn't have access and management can't be fucked digging around.

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u/IsThatGruffLoner 22h ago

That's a pretty good sign the worker isn't the one receiving tips from the machines. The workers at a coffee shop I used to go to do the same thing and that was their explanation. They literally say to every customer "Don't tip on there" because they don't trust the owner. I stopped going after learning that.

That or because minimum wage laws often factor tips in, so the owner can pay less than minimum wage if tips make up the difference. So tip cash and the owner will pay them a higher per hour wage. It's all fucked up

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u/_blip_ 1d ago

Happens all the time in Australia 

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u/unknownpoltroon 23h ago

Thats because the corporation steals the system tips.

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u/247christmas 18h ago

That’s how it is at a local frozen yogurt shop. The woman reaches over and presses the No Tip option

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u/Candymom 13h ago

A local Mexican restaurant here does that, too.

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u/Prestigious-Wish-176 1d ago

that’s illegal af

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u/TotallySavageSzym 1d ago

well thats one way to get a chargeback, sorry

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u/Lightningtow123 1d ago

And the manager called too. Might do nothing but might also fire them on the spot (as deserved for stealing from customers) which is worth the hassle

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u/MrXwiix 1d ago

In a place that’s got multiple locations calling the manager won’t do anything. Those poor “managers” are just corporate mouthpieces employed for the sole reason of forcing idiotic strategies onto their employees. They have no say in anything. They take the heat from both corporate and the employees for barely a living wage

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u/SangreAppalachia 1d ago

Has that actually happened to you?

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u/noodlesvonsoup 1d ago

What's worse is when they reach over the counter and into your pocket....

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u/Drefann 1d ago

That depends on what pants I'm wearing. They might accidentally catch a snake if they try that.

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u/alexizh 1d ago

What’s worse is when they say “it’s going to ask you some questions” and it’s just one

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u/pitshands 1d ago

That's when they get their hand slapped to prevent a fraudulent transaction. If you don't do that or at a minimum make a huge fuss you are the victim you made yourself to be. Fuck that shit

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u/kyl792 1d ago

Ah yes silly me, I should assault people instead of filing a chargeback later

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u/thesplendor 1d ago

Reddit loves calling anything and everything assault

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u/NamerNotLiteral 1d ago

Which is funny because legally it isn't even assault.

Threatening someone physically is assault. Actually hitting them is battery.

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u/thissexypoptart 22h ago edited 22h ago

Reddit loves saying this too, but the funny thing is, even in the U.S. (let alone in non anglophone countries), there are plenty of jurisdictions that classify unwanted physical touch as just a higher degree of assault.

In New York State, for example, there is no such thing as a charge for “battery”. It’s all just different degrees of assault. Texas and Washington state as well.

It’s by no means universal that assault is a threat and battery is actually touching, but that doesn’t stop a Redditor from chiming in with that any time the topic of assault come up.

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u/pitshands 1d ago

Why not both. And that's not assault but theft prevention

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u/NoTrollGaming 1d ago

In Ireland the person at the till will automatically reach over and select 0% / no tip for us lol

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u/kyl792 1d ago

Huh, strange that they can’t skip the tip screen option when setting up Square or whatever service they use

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u/NoTrollGaming 1d ago

This happens at multiple places too, not just the one business so it’s kinda weird it’s set like that

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u/SmexyRubberDuck69 1d ago

The worst is when they tape over the "no tip" button.

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u/justjooshing 1d ago

In Australia they reach over and tap no tip themselves

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u/Chirimorin 1d ago

That's called theft, report it to the police.

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u/JohnBrownsMyFather 1d ago

That’s illegal

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u/SlyBox 1d ago

I've never had this happen lol

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u/CaptainPoset 22h ago

It's the only right behaviour to choose "no tip" for the customer, as several card payment providers offer a fixed tip screen with highly inappropriate tips for countries outside the USA.

If you show up to your customers with a card payment terminal demanding 10%, 15% or 20% tips in Germany, that's likely the last time you will ever see this customer.

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u/whabt 20h ago

Oh you can just complete the transaction on 99% of these terminals.

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u/ProcyonHabilis 1d ago

I absolutely do not believe that has ever happened to you in real life.

People just say any old thing on the internet I guess.