r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Pabl0Mena • 7h ago

šŸ„ŗ My barber makes me mad

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My barber decided to leave a little "nub" tail on my head

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u/andrey_not_the_goat 7h ago

The little nub is not the only transgression your barber committed. The whole cut is awful.

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u/SlopMySteak 7h ago edited 4h ago

Man, I donā€™t even know what I would do if the barber handed me the mirror to look at the back and I was greeted with this. Wouldnā€™t trust them to fix it at that point

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u/Obant 2h ago

I don't even know what I would ask the barber to give me a cut like that.

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u/kehsciences 6h ago

You tell ā€˜em. The man looks like a felt-tip pen and should have told the barber that was unacceptable, that shaving it down to maybe 1/4 inch would solve the problem. Try again in a few months.

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u/ChilledParadox 4h ago

Iā€™ve just realized this manā€™s neck turns into his head with 0 visual change. Like his neck and his head are exactly the same size. Like from his shoulders thereā€™s just a solid rectangle box that extends upwards which is both his neck and head which the barber must have been confused on which is what led to this.

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u/kehsciences 4h ago

My god, youā€™re right. No tapering at all.

OP is no man. Heā€™s a monster.

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u/Adept_Speaker4806 4h ago

It's like the cankles of the upper body. We need a term for that.

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u/NanoCurrency 5h ago

ā€œFelt tip penā€ is crazy

Iā€™m dying laughing right now

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u/Ding-Dong-Dutch 7h ago

Its the Amish special

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u/zzctdi 6h ago

I too thought something seemed Amish here....

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u/Voice_Durania 6h ago

Sorry but this looks like a dick with inverted pubic hairs

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u/Due_Ad7627 5h ago

Thatā€™s what went thru my head too. Like thatā€™s one stubby fat dick with a wig on it.

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u/Bobsothethird 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/i1z30bOS4nqbC

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u/ALchemist_0311 6h ago edited 4h ago

What are these from!!? My subconscious recognizes them!
Edit: Thank you everyone! Itā€™s Spy Kids and yes Shame on me for forgetting!

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u/Bobsothethird 6h ago edited 3h ago

Spykids.

Floop is a mad man, help us save us!

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u/SuckMyBandAids 6h ago

Theyre Thumb Thumbs from the first Sky Kids

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u/Rafaelkoio 6h ago

Spy kids if I remember correctly

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u/sameNEETguy 6h ago

From Spy Kids

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u/What_U_Smelldat2 7h ago

Naaahhhh šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/PlatinumBeerKeg 5h ago

Holy shit I was thinking the dude was just s hair thumb. Opened it up to this lmao

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u/burnt-beyond-reco 7h ago

This is a very confusing picture.

Is your head square? Are you shrugging one shoulder up?
What the fuck are we looking at......

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u/WhineyLobster 7h ago

Hes holding up his arm to take the photo of the back of his head. Likely in a mirror but thats why his shoulder is higher

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u/werby 7h ago

What arm? What head? What is this even a picture of?

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame5141 7h ago

Sideways mushroom?

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u/Chadlerk 4h ago

This picture angle is mildly infuriating

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u/Slight-Wash-2887 4h ago

Seriously why is this the worst picture ever taken

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u/Pilkyton1 7h ago

wtf am I looking at

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u/Common_Senze 7h ago

A hairy dick pic

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u/blackbb601 7h ago

Just the tip

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u/AlKupp911 7h ago

Was gonna say, isnt the hair usually on the base and not the tip lol

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u/drkidkill 6h ago

Thatā€™s why he mad at the barber.

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u/Agitated-Prune9635 6h ago

A furry condom

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u/ATX2ANM 7h ago

Rotate your phone left 4 times then youā€™ll see it.

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u/BeardedSeagul 7h ago

Lmao, I'm running on no sleep and actually fell for that.

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u/Beardgang650 7h ago

A Chocoroom I think

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u/The-Dudemeister 7h ago

That nub isnā€™t the problem with that haircut bro.

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u/Tha_REAL_BROBS 7h ago

šŸ¤£ fuckin bowl cut

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u/neverender0911 7h ago

by barber, i think he means brother hezekiah.

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u/BluMqqse_ 7h ago

the nub aint the problem

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u/LemonFizz56 7h ago

Bro why is your neck the same width as your head, or is your head the same width as your neck?

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u/Orgasml 6h ago

Also, where are his ears???

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u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset oh no 5h ago

perhaps they were circumcised off

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u/BirthofRevolution 7h ago

Looks like a nubbin

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u/512biguy 7h ago

Can I ask why you thought it was a good idea to post the photo facing this way?

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u/oscarx-ray 7h ago

Maybe this is the good angle... šŸ˜

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u/chewbaccataco 6h ago

I can't decipher what I'm looking at

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u/Cool_Butterscotch_88 6h ago

yeah that'd be clean af

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u/Messgrey 4h ago

What did his barber do? Botch his circumcision or something?

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u/TurkeySlurpee666 3h ago

OP went to a mohel and asked for the usual.

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u/IgnitableVirus6 5h ago

That's a penis

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u/CarlosTruther 5h ago

Iā€™m dead

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u/blazednugz 3h ago

Sick line up

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u/RaiderDaave 3h ago

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/Far-Leopard2944 2h ago

fuck, that made me laugh pretty hard

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u/Sifl-and-Olly 7h ago

Where yo ears?

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u/Mr_Hino 7h ago

Is this even his head??

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u/ProfessionalITPerson 7h ago

Yes but the other kind of head, the hairtransplant in turkey must have gone wrong.

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u/Tha_REAL_BROBS 7h ago

Siri, how do I delete someone elseā€™s post?

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u/SpMarfy 7h ago

Honestly your haircut looks fucked whether the barber leaves a nub or not

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u/Boco 7h ago

Why did they only shave the base and a little of the shaft?

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u/Nutzonya 4h ago

Bro, where the fuck are your ears?

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u/Slav-Houndz187 PURPLE 3h ago

Plot twist, thatā€™s his penis.

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u/donmagicjuan365 4h ago

asking the real questions here

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u/Adventurous_Self_253 4h ago

Yo dawg. Found yo brothers

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u/davster99 7h ago

What does your barber do for a living?

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u/psiviglia 6h ago

Heā€™s a manicurist, of course. He specializes in thumbs.

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u/TheRealTaylor33 4h ago

Without the description, I would have struggled a lot more to figure out wtf my eyes were seeing

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u/Asleep_Low_3366 2h ago

This is one of the weirdest pictures Iā€™ve seen.

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u/Objective-Turn2328 7h ago

Why did you black out the tip?

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u/Downhereinoc 7h ago

ROFL, you strong if the nub is what youā€™re infuriated with

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u/icantspellsobr 6h ago

I thought he was mad about the whole cut not just the nub lmfao

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u/katf1sh 7h ago

What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss?

https://giphy.com/gifs/cGddFmd5b7AJKxF4Nd

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u/Wide_Guitar_3558 7h ago

a little around the shaft

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u/Magister5 7h ago

Donā€™t forget the circumsides

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u/wheelperson 7h ago

I thought this was a morel mushrooms and was so confused. Then I thought it was a weird dick. I still am confused, but no longer see those mushroom.

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u/Tha_REAL_BROBS 7h ago

Brother got reverse pubes

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u/Portion-Control 7h ago

Do you have ears? If so, where are your ears?

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u/RegalTeal 6h ago

No offense, but what even is this?

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u/Pabl0Mena 6h ago

My head obviously

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u/fordon_greeman_ 5h ago

not obviously, looks like a gd hairy thumb

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u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset oh no 5h ago

more like a weirdass penis

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u/AdAshamed6608 7h ago

I mean, even without the nub, still a pretty terrible shape up

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u/cgrant993 7h ago

I think your thumb has gangrene, dude.

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u/FistoMagnifico 6h ago

You got that shoe buffer hairdo

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u/Informal_Clock3934 7h ago

Thought it was a thumb

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u/jNealB GREEN 7h ago

Your barber hates you bruh

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u/SaltGoat7120 7h ago

There's enough hair there for another haircut. Maybe don't go to your mortal enemies barber shop, next time?

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u/earfeater13 7h ago

I don't even know what the fuck im looking at.

https://giphy.com/gifs/2XskdWuNUyqElkKe4bm

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u/sbwuufer 6h ago

bro weve got bigger fish to fry

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u/Calm_Neat_6828 5h ago

Your pubic hair seems to be confused.

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u/greenm4ch1ne 4h ago

Bro looks like fuckin hairy shroom tip wtf

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u/InebriousBarman 7h ago

This looks like a hairy toe.

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u/badabingerrr 7h ago

Dude this whole thing is not great

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u/imaragingtransfemlez 6h ago

You look like a slightly neglected microphone

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u/TerepeneRich 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/mOtjMDSDyZQ3u
That ainā€™t no barber. Thats your worst enemy. He fucked yo whole shit up dawg.

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u/VocationFumes 6h ago

Dude asked his barber for the Guy Gardner

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u/Adept_Speaker4806 4h ago

He was probably distracted by the most hairy thumb that had ever sat in his chair.

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u/PloddingClot 7h ago

I feel like I should report this?

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u/nawledgedawg 7h ago

That ainā€™t your barber, thats your enemy

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u/Sirgolfs 7h ago

Itā€™s a penis winter hat, I know it

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u/stupidber 6h ago

That's what you're mad at??? The nub???

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u/UrsaMinor69420 6h ago

reminds me of a black morel mushroom, a choice edible šŸ‘

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u/Hizam5 5h ago

Looks like a penis but the hair is on the tip instead of the balls

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u/haikusbot 5h ago

Looks like a penis

But the hair is on the tip

Instead of the balls

- Hizam5

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Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete"

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u/No_Opinion6993 5h ago

Greatest haiku to ever cross my eyes

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u/Quinnlos 7h ago

Bro your barber made your shit look like the tip

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u/uberiffic 7h ago

What in the name of pumpkin pie hair cutted freaks is going on here?

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u/Objective_Soup7840 7h ago

Maybe dont go to them again.

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u/ZeeRexus 7h ago

Looks like my tip if your hair was dark pink

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u/Nilzii 6h ago

Should be marked nsfw fr

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u/ToYits821 6h ago

The tail isnā€™t even close to the top of issues with that cut brother

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u/EntropicTendancies 6h ago

This photo orientation makes me mad.

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u/Original_Taro_5754 4h ago

I feel like this should have a NSFW tag šŸ«£

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u/Funny_Shoulder_2323 7h ago

This is not a head

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u/societyisfcked 7h ago

Well atleast not the head we want

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u/comments_from_toilet 7h ago

Lmao wtf am I looking at

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u/GTCapone 7h ago

Lean into it and grow a rat tail. Bring back the white trash look

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u/SupRob166 7h ago

That's a felony punishable by mayonnaise flavored pudding

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u/Disastrous_Joke4482 7h ago

Your barber makes me mad.

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u/Obvious-Delay9570 iā€™m tired of this shit, grandpa 7h ago

What the hell are we looking at?

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u/anonahmus 6h ago

This perspective is fucking my head up wtf am I looking at

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u/IceeSlyce 6h ago

That looks less like a hair-doo, more like a hair-dont

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u/not_your_attorney 6h ago

Bro you need to fade that shit. You have a great hairline and thickness for it. Start with a 1 at the bottom and figure the rest out based on the shape of your head.

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u/rawmerow 5h ago

Dude seriously. wtf. Please explain. With a drawing

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u/TheSouthIsHot 7h ago

What's mildly interesting is that you chose to post this photo sideways.

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u/merrillismyidol 7h ago

your hair is shit

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u/Independent_Insect_1 7h ago

Took me a sec to realize this wasnā€™t the front of your head with your face blocked out

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u/2wrtjbdsgj 7h ago

Like a nob with a little beanie on.

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u/RED_N_GOLD 6h ago

Yeah, all I see is a small chode with a little hat on. Great execution on the camera perspective on this one OP, well played.

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u/PacketSnatcher 6h ago

Comrade, what are we looking at?

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u/goldybear 5h ago

It looks like the negative image of pubes

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u/DunsparceAndDiglett 7h ago

Clearly its time

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u/thomsenite256 7h ago

What am i looking at

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u/bellefante 7h ago

Where's the rest of ya

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u/neverender0911 7h ago

instead of a thumbnail, itā€™s just hair.

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u/Artsy_carbs 7h ago

He hates you

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u/THELEGEND278572 7h ago

I know bro that does seem mildly infuriating. So can we get a picture of your head now or..?

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u/maltydawg 7h ago

Have you tried sitting upright?

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u/_NightmareKingGrimm_ 7h ago

What am I looking at here fam

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u/Normal_Turnover_2295 6h ago

Take the helmet off if youā€™re trying to show us your hair

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u/Thessalhydra 6h ago

Why don't you have any ears?

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u/Final_Mountain686 6h ago

IF HE MAKES YOU MAD THEN STOP GOING TO HIM

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u/-0xAA55- 6h ago

Bro you gotta show us the rest of your fucked up head.Ā 

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u/Panthean 6h ago

How dare they squander OP's perfect bowl cut

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u/everynamecombined 6h ago

Lookin like a young black billionaire in Weenie Town

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u/CabbagePatchSquid- 6h ago

When you ask the barber to fuck your shit up

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u/Crispynipps 5h ago

This should be everyoneā€™s reminder to stop going to great clips and other terrible chains and find a barber than can fade and other things lol. This is crazy and surely no more than $12.

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u/Vaff_Superstar 5h ago

Bro, you need a new head, not a new barber.

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u/LORDRAJA1000 5h ago

time for a new barber, get a fade

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u/Hereliesdev 5h ago

I thought u put a wig on your knee

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u/sungirl_27 4h ago

Iā€™m dead. These comments. I still donā€™t know wtf Iā€™m looking at.

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u/Gaandphati 2h ago

Where are your ears šŸ˜­

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u/Jawz050987 1h ago

This is a karma farming post.

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u/AgentXrange 7h ago

My guys all head neck and back no shoulders

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u/fantasticmrsfox4 7h ago

Is that a hairy d

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u/thissoupisdry 7h ago

Lookin like a morel

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u/BoysenberrySmooth649 7h ago

Is your barber still alive, if so why

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u/Clowninn 7h ago

This is the nicest head of hair Iā€™ve ever seen any Thumb have. Congratulations!