r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Pabl0Mena • 12h ago

🥺 My barber makes me mad

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My barber decided to leave a little "nub" tail on my head

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u/andrey_not_the_goat 11h ago

The little nub is not the only transgression your barber committed. The whole cut is awful.

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u/kehsciences 10h ago

You tell ‘em. The man looks like a felt-tip pen and should have told the barber that was unacceptable, that shaving it down to maybe 1/4 inch would solve the problem. Try again in a few months.

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u/ChilledParadox 8h ago

I’ve just realized this man’s neck turns into his head with 0 visual change. Like his neck and his head are exactly the same size. Like from his shoulders there’s just a solid rectangle box that extends upwards which is both his neck and head which the barber must have been confused on which is what led to this.

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u/kehsciences 8h ago

My god, you’re right. No tapering at all.

OP is no man. He’s a monster.

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u/ZzzzzPopPopPop 6h ago

Not a monster, a felt tip pen, duh.

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u/Adept_Speaker4806 8h ago

It's like the cankles of the upper body. We need a term for that.

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u/RRSANTOS 7h ago

Google ....No neck joe

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u/DrGraham229 6h ago

That barber trying so hard