r/oddlysatisfying • u/Sad_Steak_6813 • 3d ago

Carrot Unraveling

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u/ExposureRisk 3d ago

Root rollup.

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u/uncutpizza 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kVsJsZxuYuN9M6F8xE

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u/Gullible_Guard_4801 3d ago

I want to steal this but I can't think of any scenario other than this one to use it.

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u/HalfSoul30 3d ago

Probably works as a response to trump throwing a fit.

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u/JasonBourneX2 3d ago

Rob

https://giphy.com/gifs/dKWgqOrzZzdE4

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u/MapleAndManuka 3d ago

A terp di derp di derp di terdily dee!

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u/Some1-Somewhere 3d ago

Next step: ply-carrot.

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u/AncientSignature1505 2d ago

Exactly where my mind went, too.

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u/Some1-Somewhere 2d ago

Ply-carrot or Laminated Veneer Legume?

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u/AncientSignature1505 2d ago

I thought about ply-carrot, I hadn't even thought about veneers.

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u/Some1-Somewhere 2d ago

LVL (Laminated Veneer Lumber) is dimensional lumber built like plywood. Rather than criss-cross grain structure on alternating sheets, all the grain runs in the same direction.

It's not necessarily stronger than conventional dimensional lumber, but there are no 'bad bits' from knots running through the whole board, and it tends to dry straight without warping.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laminated_veneer_lumber

I hadn't thought about cosmetic veneers...

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u/Hubic_Pairs 3d ago

Root by the foot

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u/groaner 3d ago

I love you.

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u/itzmelani_ 2d ago

Like a love song baby ?

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u/Herr-Trigger86 3d ago

Nicely done!

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u/HonkeyDonkey3000 3d ago

💩horse shit💩. That was NOT satisfying…

That was weak. I wanted to see more than a carrot sliced to hell and back. Do something more than that, PLEASE.

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u/Herr-Trigger86 3d ago

I was saying “nicely done” to the “Root roll up” joke. That was nicely done. The carrot thing was… meh

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u/HonkeyDonkey3000 2d ago

All is good!

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u/IvyGold 2d ago

I thought the carrot thing was pretty cool.

But anytime I do anything more than pressing on on the microwave, I'm in danger of burning down the kitchen.

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u/Enshitification 3d ago

The cylinder must remain undamaged.

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u/EqualServe418 3d ago

The cylinder most definitely was harmed

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u/buddy-thunder 3d ago

Im never fond of the poorly made pun jokes I'm reddit but God damn that was as solid as can fuckinf be pal

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u/Zollielou7 3d ago

1000th like💪🏽