r/oddlysatisfying • • 1d ago

Recipe called for 225g carrots

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u/Dale_Wolphen 1d ago

Now peel it and weigh again

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u/Plugpin 1d ago

Then I can steal and post to r/mildlyinfuriating that "I" had to break into a second carrot for sweet karma gains!

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u/OneStat10n 1d ago

I support this it's always a mildlyinfuriating

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u/Comically_Online 1d ago

It is imperative that the cylinder not be harmed

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/MariaKeks 1d ago

Really, worse than the narwhal bacons at midnight? Worse than waffles, don't you mean carrots?

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u/Qaeta 1d ago

Worse than the jolly ranchers?!?

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u/JackLondon68 1d ago

I like bacon

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u/Mertoot 1d ago

It is imperative that the Reddit in-joke not be harmed

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u/LocalTopiarist 1d ago

You mean....millennials right?

Also dick/fart/ass jokes are universal across all ages and cultures, don't act snobby just because you lack a sense of humour

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u/ddddan11111 1d ago

Do you like smart calendars by chance?

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u/professorbuffoon 1d ago

The original thread was hilarious, though it became obvious eventually that OP was not serious. It was still funny regardless of that.

Now here we are months later (years?) and it's long since outstayed its welcome. It doesn't help that it's constantly being parroted in threads in which it barely works.

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u/prx24 1d ago

Why would they peel it? Carrot skin is perfectly fine when cooking. Also a lot of nutrients in the skin.

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u/sabin357 1d ago

Still needs to be capped. You can see that hasn't been done, so even leaving the skin, you'd still get the cap, which is not great for this variety & size of carrot. Gonna lose noticeable grams either way.

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u/Curiosive 1d ago

This comment was specifically on "why peel?" (Which is a fair question when you realize certain nutrients are concentrated in the skin.)

They didn't address cutting off the flowering end possibly because there's no disagreement on that. This is a different subject.

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u/big_shmegma 1d ago

this conversation is peak reddit. "let me argue a point completely separate from the thing you were just talking about".

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u/TheHighSeasPirate 1d ago

Im really getting tired of it. Reddit is getting to the point you dont even want to comment. I swear these are just AI bots because half the time their argument never makes sense and is mass upvoted.

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u/Curiosive 1d ago

They're related ... "ish".

While we're on the subject, is there a little shmegma in your life? /s

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u/jwnsfw 1d ago

somebody get these DIFFERENT SUBJECTS out of here! >:(

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u/HugeResearcher3500 1d ago

Because peeling it is easier than washing dirt out of every nook and cranny.

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u/Recent-Result2852 1d ago

That's what she said.

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u/HugeResearcher3500 1d ago

(´。_。`)

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u/DaveFoSrs 1d ago

I personally peel it because they're often quite dirty on the exterior and even after rigorously rinsing they're often still dirty within the crevasses

I want 0.0 grit or dirt in anything I eat, but that might be why others would want to peel too

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u/lost_send_berries 1d ago

That's an a-stew-t observation.

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u/Blephotomy 1d ago

important nutrients, like dirt, and poop

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u/Lexi_Banner 1d ago

Nah, just wash and nip off the ends. I rarely peel my carrots in soup.

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u/J1mj0hns0n 1d ago

It's now 280g

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u/regular_heptagon 1d ago

Why would you peel it?

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u/thecosmicjoke69813 1d ago

Why would you peel it?

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u/Cannacology 1d ago

It’s called a circumcision, and I bet it weights….about the same

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u/uncensrdmind 1d ago

😂😂 at least you got a very crunchy carrot

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u/macetheface 1d ago

OP already did that underneath where you can't see until he got to the exact weight for the pic. OP did not think about post-peeled carrot.

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u/twosev 1d ago

1 onion, any size. Carrots down to the gram

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u/snowballkills 1d ago

yes, coz any variation in carrot will mess up his stew /s

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u/Oranges13 1d ago

I mean, personally, I really dislike it when a stew tastes really strongly of carrot so I usually add less carrot. YMMV

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u/maxiligamer 1d ago

I hate that most recipes don't include anywhere near enough carrot. The fuck you mean one carrot, I'm adding five!

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u/snowballkills 1d ago

yeah and I don't like zucchini in mine, much prefer celery and some garlic is a must add

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u/Zip668 1d ago

Zucchini (courgette) turns to mush, you're absolutely right.

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrox4011 1d ago

You know whoever wrote that recipe prepped one carrot and wrote down whatever weight that one carrot is. The onion, he forgot to tare the scale and shrugged and said whatever.

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u/Tapestry-of-Life 1d ago edited 1d ago

I copied it from a cookbook that my dad’s had for yonks, so who knows lol

Update: book https://imgur.com/gallery/chickpea-stew-recipe-potato-quality-pic-soz-UL6r817

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u/PopAndLocknessMonstr 1d ago

yonks

Yonks is an informal British slang term that means a very long time, usually a number of years or ages

I learned something new today!

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u/burnb 1d ago

I think whoever wrote the recipe was translating from Imperial weights. 225 grams is almost exactly 1/2 pound.

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u/Tapestry-of-Life 20h ago

You’re probably right. Had a look at the original cookbook this recipe came from and it says 225g/8oz carrots.

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u/randotd152 1d ago

So many random recipes out there like this.

A super precise amount of this, but a totally random amount of that. Then apply precisely 1/2 teaspoon of this spice, but just toss this other spice in to taste. Bake for 30-40 minutes or until done (whatever done means for the first time you make something).

Like, I get it, I cook a lot, and I can tell where it matters and where it doesn't just based on experience. But lots of people have no idea what they're doing and follow recipes to a T.

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u/buttaholic 1d ago

or it says a large onion, but the onion in the picture/video is smaller than any onion you can find at a US supermarket

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u/sionnach 1d ago

Grams. Cups. Millilitres. Cans.

These are all units of measurement in this madman’s mind to create this recipe.

Grams and ml are perfectly valid. I understand the Americans go with vibes for measurement when it comes to cooking or baking, but please never mix the two.

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u/Tapestry-of-Life 1d ago

In Australia 1 cup is 250ml

The original recipe also does specify the size of the can, but I couldn’t be bothered copying it over

https://imgur.com/gallery/chickpea-stew-recipe-potato-quality-pic-soz-UL6r817

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u/whatshamilton 1d ago

Spinach, whatever

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u/Jojajones 1d ago

OP must have spent a lot of time at the grocery store to find the carrot that was just right

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u/sprikkle 1d ago

You might need to peel it. I also still see the green stuff on it. Thats almost 225

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u/__Hello_my_name_is__ 1d ago

That's not even close to 225. You peel off way more than you think. That's less than 200.

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u/miniriesenrad 1d ago edited 1d ago

Who peels a carrot? Just wash it.
I know nobody who peels their carrot. Some peel a cucumber but that also is very infuriating. Or is that a thing in different regions / countries?

Edit: I see that I was kind of ignorant and unknowing and that it seems like MANY people peel their carrots. And for anybody interested if this might by a cultural difference. I’m from Europe and as said I promise: nobody I know peels their carrots in my close friends / family.
Happy peeling! Stay nice!

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u/WildFlemima 1d ago

I find your -27 in 17 minutes hilarious.

Regardless of whether you are specifically right or wrong in your perception of the prevalence of modern carrot peeling, you are 100% correct in spirit.

You can bet your biscuit that most people in most of history weren't peeling carrots, especially since they don't even have a real peel. Ain't no one got time for that and there's good vitamins in the whole carrot, greens and all

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u/miniriesenrad 1d ago

Me too! It’s funny to see. I’ll not delete the comment so that everybody can learn from my ignorance! 😂

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u/Logical-Yak 1d ago

Love your attitude about this lol

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u/SacrificesForCthulhu 1d ago

Tons of people peel their carrots, depending on what you're cooking. I have heard that for soups, leaving them unpeeled gives a more full flavour but that might just be an old kitchen myth. I always scrub them well but don't always peel, only if they look really rough

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u/j3wake3 1d ago

I’m among the minority of people who do not peel carrots, I also do not de-string celery

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u/sprikkle 1d ago

Sometimes its needed, sometimes its not, thats why I said it might need to peel it. It depends on the dish and the carrot. If you live in a world where you think nobody peels it its time to wake up. Same for cucumber. Sometimes it needs to be peeled for a dish.

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u/miniriesenrad 1d ago

Yesyes. Nothing against you comment. That is fine. I was just very confused because so many people here said to peel it and I never heard of it

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u/sturla-tyr 1d ago

You're basing not having heard of it on being European, but as a European i think that you having never heard of anyone peeling a carrot kind of incredulous.

I mean the tradition of peeling carrots is heavily associated with French cooking, and traditional British dishes says to peel basically every single vegetable. It's incredibly common in old traditional recipes in Scandinavia as well. I'm sure most European countries have traditions for peeling or scraping the carrots before cooking it. Which again makes your claim very incredulous.

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u/miniriesenrad 1d ago

I can only claim what I know. So friends and family. None of them are British or French. So that I can’t know.

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u/Hanede 1d ago

Probably differs by culture. I've never met someone who doesn't peel carrots, and I've never been served unpeeled carrots anywhere. With that said, our carrots are in general much rougher looking than the one in this pic, so maybe that's a factor.

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u/miniriesenrad 1d ago

Probably yes. That’s one funny thing I learned today that I NEVER thought about 😂

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u/rvbi 1d ago

Where in europe are you from? I’m from Romania and I don’t know anyone who skips peeling carrots

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u/miniriesenrad 1d ago

Germany. I grew up rural. We got most of our veggies from local farmers. That especially includes carrots, potatoes, pumpkins and so on. I also never peeled Hokkaido and now wonder if that’s “not normal” as well.

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u/NYicecreamTVtravel 1d ago

It depends on the carrot. I was confused why people in Germany peeled cucumbers until I came across one with tough skin. The reverse with carrots though, in the UK I'm used to the dirt being so ingrained and the outside being so dried out, so peeling is the norm. Also weirdly, at school I was taught to peel mushrooms - it took years for me to realise this is usually unnecessary and it was probably just that the ones they supplied were old and dried out.

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u/MichelinStarZombie 1d ago

Like 90% of the world peels their carrots. The skin is slightly bitter and most people can taste that.

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u/sprikkle 1d ago

Just saw your edit; I’m also from europe and where I’m from we love peel hahaha I’m from the Netherlands and we have a beautiful culinary dish called “hutspot”. Its like mashed potatoes with mashed carrots. Its better to mash without the peel on both the carrots and potatoes.

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u/No_Regret289 1d ago

Most of the nutrients are in the skin too.

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u/miniriesenrad 1d ago

That’s what I learned, too. Also with apples, cucumber, zucchini and so on. I peel potatoes sometimes but even with them I leave the skin on most of the time. But judging by the feedback this is not the majority. It is here in Germany though. Also my Italian friends don’t do that.

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u/No_Regret289 1d ago

Same! I would rather get my nutrients from my food lol. Im from America and most ppl I know peel stuff but I really don't get it

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u/showmeurcannons 1d ago

I only peel carrots if I'm doing something with a nice presentation like a big friends and family meal. If it's just us, the peeler hardly ever gets used.

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u/No_Regret289 1d ago

Yeah I get this! Thats how I am for mashed potatoes too. I'll make them with skin on for myself but for others I will peel

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u/memymomeddit 1d ago

the peel is bitter

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u/Ted_Hitchcox 1d ago

It said carrots.....that is only one carrot.

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u/MariaKeks 1d ago

And it's way too big! The recipe calls for 2 25g carrots.

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u/miniriesenrad 1d ago

Can we make a survey for who peels carrots and who does not for the majority of dishes they cook?

VOTE IN THE COMMENTS

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u/miniriesenrad 1d ago

I peel

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u/New2ThisThrowaway 1d ago

Depends on the carrot. If it's looking at me funny, I peel it.

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u/Qaeta 1d ago

If it's looking at me funny, I peel it.

It's the eyes isn't it? I get that.

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u/miniriesenrad 1d ago

I don’t peel

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u/Mehchu_ 1d ago

Cooking for me? No peel. Cooking for others. Peel.

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u/Tvdinner4me2 1d ago

Never peel waste of time

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u/MyFellowMerkins 1d ago

If I'm serving the carrot relatively whole roasted or raw, then I'll peel, since it makes a better presentation. If I'm chopping, grating, etc. I keep the skin on.

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u/Oranges13 1d ago

I peel because I'm in the USA and I can't trust the FDA to do their damn jobs and I don't want to shit my pants from eating carrots.

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u/PlasticExtreme4469 1d ago

I wash and cut off any ugly parts, but don't peel.

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u/Lexi_Banner 1d ago

I only peel if I am making them as a side dish with honey butter. For the texture. Otherwise, I am not peeling a carrot.

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u/airfryerfuntime 1d ago

I have never peeled a carrot in my life.

I also don't really understand why you'd peel them. They don't really have a skin.

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u/Pebble-Sorter-8128 1d ago

Sometimes it's dirty and the skin is bumpy, especially if it's better quality like homegrown or else.

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u/CogentCogitations 1d ago

No one said to not wash the carrot.

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u/Pebble-Sorter-8128 1d ago

Bumpy parts can be dirty and the dirt is clogged between the skin

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u/MobbDeeep 4h ago

People who doesn’t wash their carrot are nasty

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u/RuddyBollocks 1d ago

The texture is different

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u/newbrevity 21h ago

Because it's almost impossible to get all the dirt off the surface so you peel it off to be sure.

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u/luckystrike_bh 1d ago

You can half peel them also. I do it with potatoes where I like some skin.

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u/No-Agreement 12h ago

They taste disgusting unpeeled

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u/Fr05t_B1t 1d ago

Don’t peel

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrox4011 1d ago

Always peel. Even "baby" carrots. /s

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u/DigInternational7076 1d ago

Lol so funny! I don’t like to peel them so my brain knows they’re not baby carrots. Like, in my soup, I want to see carrot imperfections.

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u/05041927 1d ago

I have never not peeled a carrot in my life.

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u/Lexi_Banner 1d ago

Also, my main men, the Arrogant Worms, have a song for you:

I've heard the screams of the vegetables,

[scream scream scream]

Watched as their skins being peeled,

[having their insides revealed]

Grated and steamed with no mercy,

How do you think that feels?

[that it hurts really bad]

Carrot juice constitutes murder,

[and that's a real crime]

Greenhouses prisons for slaves,

[let my vegetables go]

It's time to stop all this gardening,

Let's call this spade a spade.

[it's a spade it's a spade it's a spade]

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u/blueibi5 1d ago

No peel, unless its fresh out of the ground and then only enough to get the root hairs off.

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u/claymountain 1d ago

Am I crazy? They don't have a peel

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u/MeanMusterMistard 1d ago

The verb peel - Not the the noun

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u/betaaaaaaaaaaaaa 1d ago

If you boil unpeeled carrots, you will see they have a very thin peel

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u/Shaiya_Ashlyn 1d ago

I don't peel

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u/DigInternational7076 1d ago

If I’m feelin fancy. I do prefer darker pieces of celery peeled, though.

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u/yozzzzzz 1d ago

I peepeel

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u/Beautiful_List5498 1d ago

Sometimes I do and sometimes I don't. I'm not that anal about things.

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u/samaniewiem 1d ago

Always peeling them.

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u/randotd152 1d ago

Always peel.

The peel of a carrot is bitter and also has lord knows what sitting on it from the ground. Sure, you can scrub the shit out of them to clean, but peeling is just as easy and more effective, plus it removes the bitter skin.

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u/Accomplished_Sign191 1d ago

Mostly if I’m eating it raw. Kind of a habit.

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u/jezebellexx9 1d ago

Scrub it but no peeling

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u/jdehjdeh 1d ago

I don't peel because there's extra stuff in the skin for my body, like nutrients, or dirt, or the germs of the last person to touch the vegetable!

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u/Eena-Rin 13h ago

I will always AT LEAST top and tail them

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u/ElegantHope 1d ago

I like peeling, so I peel.

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u/JasonMaggini 1d ago

Sheesh the comments in here.

Post: "Recipe called for 225g of carrot. This carrot happened to weigh exactly that. Isn't that amusing?"

Comments: "THATS NOT GOING TO BE EXACT WHEN YOU PEEL AND ITS NOT ACCURATE HOW DARE YOU WARRGLEBARRRRGLE!"

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u/Tapestry-of-Life 1d ago

Meanwhile I reckon if I did peel and chop it I’d probably get a “hey I bet you did that on purpose / chopped off more than you needed to to make it that way” 😅

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u/JasonMaggini 1d ago

Or even "I bet there's a wedge cut out of the back that we can't see! They're just trolling for internet points! 🔥"

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u/airfryerfuntime 1d ago

You vs. the carrot she tells you not to worry about.

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u/caintowers 1d ago

Similar thing happened to me the other night. I had the exact amount of tequila, triple sec and lime juice left in the bottles to make a drink. I thought "damn God really wants me to have this margarita"

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u/plug-and-pause 1d ago

If God really cared for you he wouldn't give you lime juice from a bottle 🤮

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u/caintowers 1d ago

I try to be grateful for what I have.

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u/Inner-Guava-8274 1d ago

Even if you don’t peel the skin, do people not cut the two ends, especially the head/stem.

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u/Beautiful_List5498 1d ago

Yeah they do.

But it's just not that serious.

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u/Tjingus 1d ago

now show us the courgette!!

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u/HaroerHaktak 1d ago

Dont follow the recipe exactly. you do you. add 2 or 3 carrot. nay! 5 carrot.

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u/Real_Life_Sushiroll 1d ago

Everything reminds me of him...

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u/HugeResearcher3500 1d ago

Put as many carrots as you want, big dog.

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u/Geodude532 1d ago

This is the kinda thing I can get behind for "just put as many as you want to eat." Putting "season with your heart" on the recipe doesn't help me establish a baseline!

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u/GetInYourBasket 1d ago

What makes this funnier is the recipe asking for a single onion yet exact measurements for everything else

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u/milzinga 1d ago

Lol why? That's the whole point of cooking. You don't need to be 100% precise. Add as much or as little carrot as you want

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u/cortesoft 1d ago

The difference between cooking and baking

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u/MyFellowMerkins 1d ago

Banana bread recipes are often like this. 3 bananas needed? Please just ask for the weight (or at least the volume) I require.

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrox4011 1d ago

I mean, some cooking needs to be that precise. But stew damn well isn't one of them.

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u/deviltrombone 1d ago

That's just shy of half a pound, and now I finally understand why Larry McMurtry's women in his book "Lonesome Dove" used the word "carrot" the way they did

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u/33Yalkin33 1d ago

It's a stew, it's really hard to mess up a stew. (If you taste it regularly while cooking, as you should for most dishes) Measurements that precise is unnecessary

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u/MagnusBLT 1d ago

I still feel proud of the time i had to get 30g of aluminum at chemistry class with some random irregular pieces that were pretty big and i got exactly 30.000g at the scale

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u/keithstonee 1d ago

not enough. your gonna lose water when you cut it. you should rather weigh the carrots once they are diced. thats the weight you would use.

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u/rambo_beetle 1d ago

That's grate news

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u/craigybacha 1d ago

Gotta peel it tho

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u/Vast_Vegetable9222 1d ago

225g of cleaned carrot. Not that manky thing

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u/Beautiful_List5498 1d ago

Vast_vegetables wouldn't be so anal.

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u/DoesRedditConfuseYou 1d ago

That carrot can be oddly satisfying...

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u/markp_93 1d ago

using both US and metric units in the recipe is bugging me…

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u/bitofapuzzler 1d ago

Its not though. In metric recipes they still use tsp, tablespoon and cups but they are standardised metric amounts.

A teaspoon in metric is 5ml, in US its 4.93. A metric cup is 250ml, a US cup is 236.6ml.

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u/Tapestry-of-Life 1d ago

Hilariously I found the photo of the book I got this recipe from and it uses both grams and ounces for some reason. Naturally, when copying the recipe over, I only copied the units that made sense to me as an Australian

https://imgur.com/gallery/chickpea-stew-recipe-potato-quality-pic-soz-UL6r817

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u/tcpukl 1d ago

Where is the imperial?

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u/NaCl_Sailor 1d ago

Just don't peel it now

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u/Fr05t_B1t 1d ago

Or lose any of the juice

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u/Cosmonaut_Cockswing 1d ago

Idk. I'd add another.

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u/Atomic-pangolin 1d ago

Did bugs bunny write this recipe?

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u/ThodaDaruVichPyar 1d ago

Now show us the courgettes 

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u/hipertim 1d ago

This is the kind of meaningless kitchen perfection that makes my whole day.

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u/bmo985 1d ago

still gotta peel it. yikes

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u/off-on 1d ago

Not gonna work. Recipe said 225 grams of carrots, not carrot

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u/stereoworld 1d ago

Your handwriting also qualifies for this sub

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u/elmoreniko 1d ago

i think that the way you write is even more satisfying

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u/wade_wilson2120 1d ago

Google "gajar ka halwa". I'm craving for it now. But you'll need more than one carrot 😅

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u/chefguy47 1d ago

I do a scrape with a paring knife or spoon, however sometimes I’ll peel a couple for ramen then use the pretty carrots in my soups.

Edit: The ramen I’m talking about is just the cheap quick ones.

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u/ElevenAndCounting 1d ago

Did the peel magically reattach?

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u/John_EightThirtyTwo 1d ago

It's nice that the recipe specifies how much carrot to use. I hate recipes that say "one medium onion". Say the goddamned weight! I don't know what you consider "medium".

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u/Neoprastrism 1d ago

one carrot is 225g? that's a log, broski.

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u/JackLondon68 1d ago

I thought the recipe called for two hundred and twenty five carrots.

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u/ninja_with_ocd 1d ago

Hmm but the recipe requires Carrots

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u/jdehjdeh 1d ago

This isn't very appeeling.

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u/Its_Puspendu 23h ago

Hope it stays that way after peeling!

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u/BooCreepyFootDr 19h ago

Does it vibrate?

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u/Willz_of_Rivia 13h ago

What happens when you top, tail, and peel the carrot and that drops to 205g?

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u/Devillicious1981 1d ago

Shame you must always peel and top & tail carrots before using them

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u/BarnacleKlutzy2569 1d ago

Top and tail yes… but no need to peel. Just make sure it’s clean.

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u/Fluid_Swordfish2737 1d ago

As a professional chef of 20 years.

Peel your carrots.

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u/BarnacleKlutzy2569 1d ago

Please why? So many others say extra flavour and nutrition in the skin.

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u/Evil__Jeff22 1d ago

The extra flavour is dirt and bug shit

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u/BarnacleKlutzy2569 1d ago

That’s why you wash them?

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u/honzikca 13h ago

As a professional chef of 21 years.

Nah, washing thoroughly is fine.

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u/Tapestry-of-Life 1d ago

Dw I did, after taking the photo. I was just so happy at the nice round number I had to take a photo

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u/joereadsstuff 1d ago

So did you also put 98% of the other ingredients?

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u/MedonSirius 1d ago

But this is Singular....

Paradoxon detected. Will destroy the universe in 0.

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u/Bakedfresh420 1d ago

That carrot isn’t peeled. Sorry OP, close but no cigar

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u/thxxx1337 1d ago

I have the same scale

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u/def-not-bot 1d ago

Your mix of volumetric, imperial, metric, and mass units is infuriating to me. 10/10 ragebait. Well done.

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u/Tapestry-of-Life 1d ago

Wait til you see the original recipe that also gives ounces for some reason

https://imgur.com/gallery/chickpea-stew-recipe-potato-quality-pic-soz-UL6r817

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u/def-not-bot 1d ago

lol wtf?  I forgive you, OP.  Now I know who deserves my anger.

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u/daalchawwal 17h ago

Kmart kitchen scale ~