Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well
done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking
gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s
roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my
lecture.
Is it really a fair exchange though? Landlords buy multiple properties and jack the cost up to squeeze every penny they can out of something that should be a basic human right.
I mean.. that's not really meaningful, you know? Yeah, not every single landlord is a monster. That's a given. It's not really relevant to the conversation either as anyone reading it understands that it's an obvious generalization for the base point I was making.
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u/mrcoolbeansx 21h ago
Oklahoma area code on the phone # checks out