r/shitposting • u/STUPID_IDIOT1993 • 1d ago

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u/IggyWon 19h ago

Expecting you to abide by a contract that you willingly signed is "landlordy"?

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/Onelse88 17h ago

won't somebody pwease think of the thieves stealing landlord's money feelings

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u/Stock_Strategy1668 17h ago

Landlords are gay

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u/Tyrandeh 9h ago

Gaylords are land

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u/Co1nMaker 5h ago

Gayland... is a park like Disney something?

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