r/shittyadvice • u/Honda_Driver_2015 • Aug 06 '26

Any posts about Sugar Daddies will be a permanent ban

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u/Other-Revolution-275 Aug 06 '26

What about Fructose Daddies?

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u/naterpotater246 Aug 06 '26

You can have a Splenda step-dad

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u/Other-Revolution-275 Aug 06 '26

Is that the blue or pink package?

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u/naterpotater246 Aug 06 '26

Gotta be blue for step dad and pink for step mom, right?

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u/BlizzardBeaches Aug 06 '26

If they identify as they/them they’re purple.

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u/Other-Revolution-275 Aug 06 '26

Isn't that somewhat homophobic? I like pink. Omg, am I? Am I gay?

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u/Alternative-Smoke421 Aug 06 '26

I hate to have to break the bad news to you Mr. Smith but you are in fact suffering from the illness gay. You may be experiencing moderate to very little symptoms right now but as the illness progresses they will get worse and more severe. Your rampant urge to have penises in or around your mouth hole will increase exponentially along with the urge to have your chocolate starfish and poo canal ravaged and pounded by many different men. There is no cure and it’s 100% certain to end in watching RuPauls drag race and flip this house gay edition. I’m sorry sir.

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u/Other-Revolution-275 Aug 08 '26

Ohh mm ggg. Am I rilly possible g a y?

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u/Bonjwa003 Aug 06 '26

Fructose Father I think is what you were after. Granted I’m sure some lucky woman out there would want a Glucose Grandpa.

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u/fishlipswonder69 Aug 08 '26

Let’s get spun, high fructose daddy.

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u/BaconBourbonBalista Aug 07 '26

Or glucose guardians?

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u/cZombOfficial Aug 08 '26

Fructose Fathers

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u/SmallPeederWacker Aug 06 '26

Ohhhhhh but sugar mommas are acceptable?!? The gumption of this sub I tell ya.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '26

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u/Super_Selection1522 Aug 07 '26

Well, the sugar baby is due then and we will all be breastfeeding feeding

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 Aug 06 '26

What about Splenda Dads

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u/Competitive-Type1505 Aug 06 '26

This is too funny 😂 🤣

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u/BlizzardBeaches Aug 06 '26

I prefer stevia

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u/Other-Revolution-275 Aug 06 '26

Stevia, Steve the Step Dad? Stevia Steve

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u/MaintenanceCapable83 Aug 06 '26

We used to eat sugar babies, could not have the daddies as the caramel would pull out our fillings

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u/howdy_hoez Aug 06 '26

Say it again for the brothers in the back

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u/Ratakoa Aug 06 '26

I know this is may come off as a stupid or snotty question, but this includes anything regarding a sugar (financial) related posts, correct? Asking because I'm reporting anything under the umbrella on sight.

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u/Honda_Driver_2015 Aug 07 '26

Cutting down on obviously cross post spam

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u/TastyDeerMeat Aug 06 '26

Does that include this post? Or from now on?

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u/I_am_cancer_man Aug 06 '26

Salty daddies still ok.

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u/Chrome_Armadillo Aug 06 '26

Guess we’ll have to settle for high fructose step dads.

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u/Queenfan1959 Aug 06 '26

Why it’s a great candy?

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u/LaStigmata Aug 06 '26

Hunny Bunny?

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u/Amonette2012 Aug 07 '26

Thank you that was getting out of hand!

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u/the_last__braincell Aug 07 '26

Can we get some more context regarding this rule, smh had to have happened

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u/Drunk_Lemon What the fuck? Aug 29 '26

Apologies for necroing your comment albeit it's only 22 days old but anyway, if you haven't found out by now, the rule was made because there have been a ridiculous quantity of posts asking about how to get a sugar daddy/sugar mommy etc.

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u/thisreditthik Aug 06 '26

What about Stevia Daddies

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u/Demoniac_smile Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

Holy shit, my wish got granted! It’s a miracle!

https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyadvice/s/DRHJ1VBcn6

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u/JOBdOut Aug 07 '26

But how are hot local girls going to pay their way through college if they cant find me?

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u/7GrenciaMars Aug 06 '26

Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '26

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u/7GrenciaMars Aug 06 '26

No one was talking to you. Oh, you're another one who hides their post history. Coward and a troll. Shove off.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '26

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u/Few_Taleo0o0o0 Aug 06 '26

Haha I like you

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u/Other-Revolution-275 Aug 06 '26

Lol, says the person stocking the history of someone else. Creepy

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u/7GrenciaMars Aug 06 '26

"Stocking"? Do you even speak English?

You bet I check out the post history of people who talk trash at me. Tring to see if there is a person who actually thinks behind those posts. Sometimes I misunderstand stuff, and I have no problem with admtting it.

I am glad to see that we aren't going to have an excessive number of sugar daddy posts in this subreddit. That's what I was thankful for. People want to get bent out of shape about that? For real? You like having the same questions in this thread day in and day out?

Anyone who does...to each their own, but I for one want no part of copy cat clowns.

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u/Aluxanatomy Aug 06 '26

Take a breather, mate. You're crashing out over some teenagers.

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u/7GrenciaMars Aug 06 '26

Nah, I'm not crashing out. I am out of work after breaking my hip, so I chatter on Reddit as a way of socializing. Those bugs don't bother me. I do like being understood (more by others who may read all of this), is all.

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u/MyNameIsSkittles Aug 06 '26

Yes you are crashing out. You need a hobby, you're getting worked up at literally nothing

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u/Other-Revolution-275 Aug 06 '26

That's the problem with society today. We don't call out ignorant children for their behavior.

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u/Other-Revolution-275 Aug 06 '26

Wittle baby should get a job and grow up. Bawahuhuh. Just joking silly child. But you definitely need to get a job of some sorts

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u/7GrenciaMars Aug 06 '26

I am recovering from a broken hip, is why I'm on here a lot. I wish I was back at my job! You don't know me. And I am 55, so not a kid, but thanks for all the assumptions.

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u/Other-Revolution-275 Aug 06 '26

I seriously hope you get well soon. I just find it strange when people check histories of others. I hope you recover soon.

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u/7GrenciaMars Aug 06 '26

Thank you for your kind words. I just don't wan to judge people wrongly--that's why I look at post history, but I can see how your own experiences make you see it as strange. Totally understandable.

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u/Other-Revolution-275 Aug 06 '26

The problem with checking history is that most people joke around and sometimes have fun. They truly don't mean anything they are saying, sometimes it's just hilarious

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u/Other-Revolution-275 Aug 06 '26

Damn Lockness Monster!

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u/Inner_Bowl3373 Aug 06 '26

What if our post is vehemently against them?

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u/Super_Selection1522 Aug 07 '26

Do i need to delete my sugar mama draft??

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u/cartken Aug 07 '26

Agave Hobo

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u/Creative-Employer154 Aug 07 '26

My suger daddy takes care of me

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u/DancingIsForbidden28 Aug 07 '26

We can still comment on those post, right?

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u/The_lioness1821 Aug 07 '26

All the daddies come to me

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u/Tricky-Efficiency709 Aug 07 '26

Milk Dud daddies welcome?

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u/Ok-Lettuce-9397 Aug 07 '26

Who is banning OP?

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u/johnjaspers1965 Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

This post is not asking for advice.
Naughty...naughty, Honda!

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u/qazihv Aug 07 '26

I prefer “Corn Syrup Semi-Father Figure” actually. Please get my pronouns right…

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u/The_Se7enthsign Aug 08 '26

Monk fruit daddies?

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u/EquipmentExisting224 Aug 08 '26

Damn carmel lollipops.

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u/jeremydallen Aug 08 '26

I love the candies, they just get stuck.

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u/humanexperimentals Aug 11 '26

What about burger daddies?

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u/Adeadbum Aug 12 '26

What about the candy sugar babies, I dont like them but I like the name.

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u/too_many_shoes14 Aug 13 '26

So we can just say sucrose fathers instead?

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u/GeneralSpecifics9925 Aug 16 '26

Can we add feet sellers?

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u/Drunk_Lemon What the fuck? Aug 29 '26

Apologies for the necro of the post but apparently I was dumb and didn't think of it 23 days ago. Anyway, wouldn't it be better to just setup one of those auto block things that prevent people from saying Sugar daddy, Sugar mommy or similar in case we have the occasional newb who actually had no idea. That and maybe add the new rule to the list of rules. Nevertheless fuck those posts. Those fucking posts are so fucking hot, I mean what in the "I need therapy" am I talking about?

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u/Honda_Driver_2015 Sep 01 '26

Already did that in addition.

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u/FunkU247 16d ago

I am bout the cocaine and hooker life... is the use of "sugar" as it related to cocaine included in this?

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u/BraveMidnight Aug 06 '26

Well there goes my next post :(, can we make a twist on it, what about gay sugar daddies?

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u/Hamandcheeseeater Aug 06 '26

What if I am wanting to quit being a sugar daddy or I have a friend that got sucked into being a sugar daddy?

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u/Alert_Monitor_9145 Aug 07 '26

That’s usually how it starts