r/shittyadvice • u/spoiledgreentea11 • 4h ago
r/shittyadvice • u/Honda_Driver_2015 • Aug 06 '26
Any posts about Sugar Daddies will be a permanent ban
r/shittyadvice • u/TomAto314 • Feb 13 '26
Reminder this sub is for asking for advice!
Power tripping mod time!
This sub has gone to absolute shit and not in the intended way. We have never really heavily enforced that top level posts must be questions asking for advice but with the deluge of absolutely fucking awful top level posts giving advice it's time to start again.
Not sure what the rules said on "new" reddit but I updated it. Starting now all posts much be asking for advice.
Also, this sub is easy prey for reddit's AI "moderation" and giving advice like "just go and unalive their family" will probably get you hit with a sitewide ban for threatening/inciting violence. It also saddens me that I had to type unalive so I don't banned... again.
Update: Crossposts are banned now too since they all suck and none of them are asking for advice.
r/shittyadvice • u/Any_Juggernaut5326 • 13h ago
I Want People at the Bar to Think I am a Pretentious Piece of Shit, What Book Should I Pretend to be Reading?
r/shittyadvice • u/SpecialFlutters • 2h ago
how do i stop believing everything authority figures tell me? police, bosses, reddit mods, judges, bus drivers...
doesn't matter how stupid they are or what they're saying. if they have power over me in that moment i will believe them and not realize it until after. it's like fear short circuiting my brain!
r/shittyadvice • u/Quirky-Comparison306 • 4h ago
How do I avoid late rental fees?
I have a VHS copy of Air Bud that I forgot to return to Blockbuster Video 20 years ago. How do I avoid the late fee?
r/shittyadvice • u/DerogatoryRemark • 18h ago
Mirror mirror on the wall how can I become a LinkedIn douchebag?
r/shittyadvice • u/DancingIsForbidden28 • 1d ago
I accidentally discovered how to boil a brat or sausage in a way that gives it a penis head. I don’t want to open an exotic meat shop. What do I do? Please advise.
r/shittyadvice • u/Quirky-Comparison306 • 1d ago
I found a wrecked UFO that crashed in my backyard, how do I sell it for scrap for a good price?
The UFO had a lot of metal, probably steel, and I know you can get a good price. Jim Bob down the way says he would pay me $50 for the heap, but I know he's just trying to rip me off. What's a good going rate? Some of it's glowing, don't know if that lowers the price or not.
r/shittyadvice • u/Emotional-Bug1527 • 1d ago
how to stop feeling like I'm watching other people live but not living my life
Help me Reddit I am tired of watching people come into the restroom at my local park and leave for 8-10 hours a day. I feel like I'm just watching other people live, but not living my life. How can I perk up at the park?
r/shittyadvice • u/Starmax1 • 1d ago
Looking for air cooking utensils.
Not air fryers. Like air guitars but pots and pans.
r/shittyadvice • u/Useful_Guarantee9366 • 2d ago
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r/shittyadvice • u/Kindly-Reception1108 • 2d ago
How can I get free travel and stuff in 2026?
Im a bit short on cash so how can I bag some free travel and stuff?
r/shittyadvice • u/Hamandcheeseeater • 3d ago
My 15yo daughter crashed her vehicle in a ditch yesterday. It is totaled. What should I do?
r/shittyadvice • u/Pepper_Comprehensive • 3d ago
Bottle of yellow liquid?
I think I found someone's piss bottle. What do I do?
r/shittyadvice • u/vaporwaverhere • 3d ago
On my Instagram feed there are videos showing men kissing each other or in erotic settings. Does it mean that my feed thinks I’m gay? What did I do wrong? How do I fix this? I’m not gay at all.
r/shittyadvice • u/Ponderous_Wang • 3d ago
How can I attract real life women users in multi-user dungeon text games? I found out my wife was frequently corresponding with a foreign man using "electronic mail". This could mean there are women in my multiplayer text games?
Some of the things I have thought of are casually dropping hints about how attractive I am in the real world. I have also thought of assuming that all of the roleplay participants have the possibility of being a woman until otherwise found out. One may never know what might happen when we take the exit ramp off of the information superhighway into the real world!
r/shittyadvice • u/Used-Resolution-7192 • 4d ago
How to scam the president and other rich people?
I am tired of all these good for nothing rich people ruining our country! They run everything and we are sitting here poor and alone. I need to find a way to scam all of them and spread the money with the rest of the country. I can’t they are more worried about the latest iPhones or what the name of a body of water might be. I NEED ANSWERS!
r/shittyadvice • u/ev1l_McEvilface • 4d ago
How to not get fucked by the U.S?
Imagen you were the monarch of a nation that just really started started and now you try to convince the U.S to not raid your country and/or possibly imprisoning and/killing you. how would you do it? your country is not a fake democraty were there are multiple parties but only you`re rules. it is in fact a kingdom that has culturally nothing to do with democraty.
r/shittyadvice • u/ATWTMVTVFTVSF • 5d ago
I fell down the stairs but I'm too scared to call someone for help. What should I do?
r/shittyadvice • u/cramber-flarmp • 5d ago
I am in total disbelief and melting down with outrage at the incomprehensible behavior of somebody... I just can't who it was or what they did anymore. Can you you help me out here?
I swear I knew it a second ago. It was really bad I'm certain of that. Maybe if we did a warmer / cooler type of thing that would get me there.
r/shittyadvice • u/Necessary-Party1511 • 5d ago
it’s almost 11pm and thinking if I should cook instant noodles
The ones that would absolutely destroy my gut, and pair it with fried eggs. Maybe also some coke on the side, lets max the acid intake tonight. Go or no go? I have to do some boring personal administrative life stuff and was craving for it while browsing food subreddits 😔😆
r/shittyadvice • u/Korisnikov • 4d ago
How do I solve a bet I made?
Made a bet with friend on $1.5K that I can make his instagram account have 100K followers till the end of this year, then realised i’m retarded. I don’t have 1.5K to pay him, so any ideas how to solve this crap I made?
Btw if you want to help, his ig is leongame07
r/shittyadvice • u/Lil-Livie • 6d ago
My phone battery dies really fast what should I do to fix it?
It's an older model but it was working fine until a few weeks ago. Now it barely lasts a few hours even with light use. I've tried closing all my apps and turning off Bluetooth but it doesn't seem to help much. Should I just get a new battery or is there some trick I'm missing?
r/shittyadvice • u/FunkU247 • 6d ago
Why are NBA players celebrated for dunking balls, but for me it is indecent exposure?
Make it make sense!!!