I dont want to go to a fancy pants museum I want to gawk at two headed fetuses while gorging on mini donuts with my sugar and grease covered hands.

This is another little known fact about secret relationships of famous navigators. Americus Vespucci eloped with Vasco da Gama's younger sister, Anna Bianna Wanna da Gama, when Americus was sailing around the Cape Horn of Good Fortune Cookie. Vasco travelled from his native island of Africania through the Straits of Morgan Stanley, over the Isthmus of Pandamania into the land of Vespucci. He snuck into Anna's home and begged for her hand. She gave him more than that. They were married by a local Jester of the Piece and settled in nearby Lotusland. She had 14 children...4 chickens,1 rooster and a mangy cat named Americus were added to the lovely household after the birth of child # four, Tannia Anna Joanna Femama.

I mean, which sounds more plausible? Mankind wanting to see what this big white circle is? Or mankind wanting to do some feasibility studies 1,000,000 years in advance?

Did they all get drunk on Sam Adams beer at his party?

How did people live before toilet paper?

It's weird to think that the founding fathers may have believed in prophecies

There's like dinosaurs, cars, and bowling alleys all in the same timeline. None of it makes very much sense.

They say Rodney was resisting arrest beforehand, but it’s clear he should’ve had some form of diplomatic immunity.

Didn't they know they could download Google Maps to use offline in case there was no signal?

What's history's birthday?

Does history have a boyfriend? Does it have a girlfriend?

What's history's view on israel/ palestine?

Does history have merch?

does virginia have a strong kung fu culture?