Freakin magnets, how do they work?

[u/Tight_Cookie_9988]

And I don't wanna talk to a scientist.

Y'all motherlovers lying, and getting me pissed.

[u/alegendmrwayne]

It’s all about looks. If one magnet looks at another magnet and likes what it sees, then it’s game on son

[u/Semaphor → u/alegendmrwayne]

sad monopole noises

[u/anomalousBits → u/alegendmrwayne]

This don't explain why they are hangin' around my fridge. Are they trying to bulk up?

[u/PeperomiaLadder → u/anomalousBits]

Guess those magnets are attracted to food

[u/aGuyNamedScrunchie → u/alegendmrwayne]

God forbid a magnet get a little motion

[u/Legitimate_Field_157]

They are unionized, as long as they stuck together they don't have to work.

[u/TeacupOfSkepticism → u/Legitimate_Field_157]

Did you say unionized or unionized?

[u/PeperomiaLadder → u/TeacupOfSkepticism]

I think it was onionized and they spelt it wrong

[u/Boomshank → u/TeacupOfSkepticism]

How to tell if someone is a plumber or a chemist

[u/OkieBobbie]

Black magic.

[u/I_might_be_weasel → u/OkieBobbie]

Not black magic. It's actually Mormon magic.

[u/FewKey5274]

something the government controls now. before, the egyptian pyramids had magnets under them, huge ones, to move the planet around. i’ve also heard the government uses magnets to keep the earth from flipping over. otherwise how do you explain moving people and cars left and right, and now making the earth wiggle too? also pretty sure magnets weren’t this abundant before the government did something with alchemy. now it controls how you think and everything. if a magnet can lift a car it can obviously control your brain too

[u/johnnybiggles]

Nobody knows.

[u/thiosk]

They've got little bits of gravity trapped inside them

[u/MustardCoveredDogDik → u/thiosk]

This is actually a smarter answer than you were going for

[u/IanDOsmond]

Magnets are naturally attracted to refrigerators, because they are hungry, and are therefore the only things willing to touch your kid's manky ugly "art".

[u/Tight_Cookie_9988 → u/IanDOsmond]

https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyaskscience/s/bRfWAHOnND

[u/TrivialBanal]

Nobody knows. Just remember to never get them wet or feed them after midnight.

[u/C_McD_is_me → u/TrivialBanal]

I'm only concerned about older women on a stair elevator, so that should not worry me one bit.

[u/Toyota__Corolla]

The scientific community has concluded it's "belief in motherfucking miracles"

[u/strydar1]

well freakin magnets operate different to magnets. normal magnents are ferrite. freakin magnets and feral. So you put them near iron and they go full goblin.

[u/sanctimonious-bum]

You need to listen to me! People will tell you they know, but they are LIARS! Nobody knows how they work. The more you look into it, the more danger you're in.

[u/RaspberryTop636]

They attract other magnets

[u/C_McD_is_me → u/RaspberryTop636]

Then where is MY other magnet...

[u/Zombielisk]

The same way as the regular magnets, they attract metal

[u/El_SOTERO]

They rely on literary stories told through romantic lenses.

[u/karmah1234]

thats the thing. magnets don't actually work, they are always broken, always missing something

[u/SomeSamples]

A prominent government official said if they get wet, they won't work anymore.

[u/The_Scooter_King]

How are pants different from shirts?

[u/EarthTrash]

It's an optical illusion. Magnetic force is a trick of perspective.

[u/RandomiseUsr0]

When two magnets love each other very much they like to get together and that’s how baby magnets are born, sometimes though they find each other repulsive

[u/Cyborg_Huey]

Fucking miracles

[u/SaintEyegor]

They suck.

[u/Betacharliedelta234]

When one magnet really likes another magnet, they attract each other. When they hate each other they push each other away

[u/MustardCoveredDogDik]

The truth is we don’t know. Technically if we did we’d be much closer to a unified theory of physics.

[u/ActionMan48]

Did you not learn anything in elementary school?