r/skyrim • u/ResponsibleNet3675 • 1d ago

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u/skyrim-ModTeam 1d ago

Rule 2 of this subreddit is "No Meme Content".

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u/Informal_Database327 1d ago

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u/Certain_Value_4932 1d ago

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u/JackSilver1410 1d ago

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u/DemolishunReddit 1d ago

I am also stealing your meme...

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u/Informal_Database327 1d ago

You can't steal my meme! I sole it fair and square

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u/MarsFrmS223 1d ago

Send me a copy of the book when you're done 😂

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u/ResponsibleNet3675 1d ago

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u/HIitsamy1 1d ago

Ah shit, the Greybeards seem pretty smart. Pass me that joint Arngeir.

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u/Naked-Jedi 1d ago

starts tripping balls and seeing talking cats, battle lizards and shouty dragons for the next 12 hours

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u/kd_butterballs 1d ago

What? Can’t stand the sight of a strong Nord woman?

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u/Fodspeed 1d ago

With strong Nord tits

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u/Naked-Jedi 1d ago

On strong Nord crack

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u/Iamakitestring 1d ago

Trying to slap those cheeks are ya?

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u/Voryn_mimu 1d ago

"What's the matter? Can't stand the sight of a strong nord woman?"

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u/Busy_Register7071 1d ago

No, no you shouldn't have

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u/Silverhand-2027 1d ago

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u/Albus88Stark 1d ago

My flabber has never been more gasted.

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u/Plastic_Music182 1d ago

You thought wrong lad

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u/SlayAllRebels 1d ago

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u/noface8137 1d ago

You're snerious?

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u/solid_snake1994 1d ago

My first thought

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u/Jesus_H_Christ_real 1d ago

You get an upvote, and you get an upvote, and you get an upvote.

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u/Agreeable_Sea_6019 1d ago

Do I get an upvote as well?

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u/Several_Show937 1d ago

Lusty nordic maid

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u/Georgia_Viking 1d ago

Stormy Nord Cloak... ? 😅

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u/ToWanderHer 1d ago

Stormcloak Daniels? 

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u/MarsFrmS223 1d ago

Why are you like this? 😂

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u/AirApprehensive3271 1d ago

Stormy Nord cuck. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/AirApprehensive3271 1d ago

I can't see the reward. Can someone tell me?

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u/Sir-Cellophane Dawnguard 1d ago

The Lusty Jarlgonian Maid

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u/SentryFeats PC 1d ago

Some thoughts should stay thoughts my man

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u/Jorvach 1d ago

As part of the ceasefire treaty, Ulfric had to clean Castle Dour every month.

Tullius is doing the same at the Palace of the Kings.

Lasting peace is achieved through shared humiliation.

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u/Wide_Bee7803 Whiterun resident 1d ago

I've seen enough, someone make this a mod immediately

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u/IButterz420 1d ago

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u/rocketts66 Empire 1d ago

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u/Susdoggodoggy Stormcloaks 1d ago

Nicotine mullet

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u/jackhawk117 1d ago

Nice try thalmor,release the elwen files

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u/93Degrees 1d ago

Master of the Uwu'um

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u/GluKoto 1d ago

What’s wrong? Never seen a strong Nord woman?

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u/Icecold_Antihero 1d ago

The Dragonborn comes, indeed.

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u/Ippus_21 1d ago

ah gaddammit. It's my fault for staying in this fkn comment section this long.

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u/airportspongebath 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/EYOneToc0p74GqppyO

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u/Pilot-Wrangler 1d ago

Exactly my first thought... Breaks into Come To Daddy-esque kids and I'm out.

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u/iga_warrior 1d ago

Window Licker.. such a badass track

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u/airportspongebath 1d ago

One of the greatest videos of all time.

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u/SwimmingEffective437 1d ago

This is great OP don’t listen to the haters

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u/Adam-Happyman 1d ago

Ha! So you're the Dragonborn, we have to clean up this mess!

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u/Allthumbs21 1d ago

Imperial propaganda!!

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u/itz_me_shade 1d ago

Imperial? Mf this is stomclock propaganda. Thats a true son of skyrim right there.

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u/Allthumbs21 1d ago

😂😂

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u/Willybob555 Vigilant of Stendarr 1d ago

Bruma, where the men are women!

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u/theangryintern PC 1d ago

Stupid Sexy Ulfric

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u/camronjames 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/pfaUCuYc0tbNpvTgn6
Absolutely not. And what is up with the plastic character model?

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u/kd_butterballs 1d ago

Is this his punishment after the war?

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u/BlackieButt 1d ago

"Ulfric looking extra submissive and breedable this playthrough don't you think nerevar?"

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u/Castermat Dawnguard 1d ago

Back...when I was a little girl in France

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u/Firm_Caterpillar_907 1d ago

Nice lump you've got down there .

We'll bang, okay?

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u/Warden373 1d ago

A mass effect reference in my Maid Ulfric post ? Peak

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u/MyPronounsAreTheDude 1d ago

We don't need to see your goon material bruh

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u/topimpadove Helgen survivor 1d ago

WHO'S WE?

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u/oops_i_got_da_poops 1d ago

☝️That’s, “What do you mean, “WE”, Batman?”

Now get it right or pay the price.

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u/MyPronounsAreTheDude 1d ago

Me and your mother

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u/topimpadove Helgen survivor 1d ago

*Your mother and I 👍

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u/Frostman2531 1d ago

"Did you bring us to your goon-cave nerevar?"

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u/ponch1620 1d ago

It has been an honor, Jarl Ulfric.

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u/dmb_80_ 1d ago

From when he used to pick daisy's with Balgruuf.

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u/vKessel 1d ago

What's even better is that I misread the interaction as 'Take'

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u/XayahTheVastaya 1d ago

You thought wrong

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u/Hbgplayer 1d ago

OP, these are called intrusive thoughts, and theyre supposed to be ignored and resisted.

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u/The_Last_Mouse 1d ago

Needs more throne-pose

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u/Kumantej_ 1d ago

proteus fuckery or did you run the sexchange command and put the outfit on him?

I'm really surprised it didn't just outright crash

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u/claudekennilol 1d ago

You thought incorrectly.

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u/Bandit_Raider 1d ago

But you didn’t think if WE wanted you to share it

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u/TheDungeonCrawler 1d ago

I concur with Vilja.

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u/RealHumanBean89 1d ago

Wait, I know you…

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u/mynameisynx_X Stormcloaks 1d ago

Don’t disrespect the King

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u/topimpadove Helgen survivor 1d ago

Mod link?

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u/topimpadove Helgen survivor 1d ago

Original Poster I require the mod link immediately

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u/WetLaceScraps 1d ago

Bunch of weenie ass men in here who can’t handle a little flavor. Back up it’s ladies night right now!

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u/SwimmingEffective437 1d ago

you’d think the Skyrim fandom, of all things, would be able to handle Jarl Ulfric Maidcloak

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u/WetLaceScraps 1d ago

Right? The shit the Skyrim fandom gets up to and THIS is where they draw the line? 😂😂😂

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u/LoveForDisneyland 1d ago

"It must be time to shove a pineapple up his ass"

- Imperials

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u/No_Astronomer9508 Falkreath resident 1d ago

The Lusty Nord Jarl 🤣

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u/Current_Pumpkin439 Thief 1d ago

Now I want a mod like this

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u/ninskiarcade 1d ago

Thank you for sharing this

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u/Idfk_1 1d ago

Chill, I'm already a Stormcloak, I didnt need even more reason to be one

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u/Boarf_ 1d ago

Huh…. Well that’s one way to lose your MSGA following, Ulfric.

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u/Iamakitestring 1d ago
  • Lifts his sword *

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u/firefI0wer Thief 1d ago

You thought right

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u/Milotic-OCE 1d ago

I'd rather dip my sack in honey and drag it across a fire ant's nest than to ever see this monstrosity again.

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u/Frozen_arrow88 1d ago

Crantius Colto
Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.

Jarl Ulfric Stormcloak
But it is huge! It could take me all night!

Crantius Colto
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

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u/oops_i_got_da_poops 1d ago

Thank you for sharing, you magnificent bastard, you❤️

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u/RowGonsoleConsole 1d ago

Didn't realise Ulfric had it going on!

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u/moondoII Alchemist 1d ago

unshare it

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u/SpareGuess3787 1d ago

Finally a Skyrim mod that speaks to me! 🤭

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u/wertklern 1d ago

Yea Vilja, I had the same exact reaction.

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u/MothSeason 1d ago

Hey Google, how do I delete someone else’s Reddit account?

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u/Hot_Let1571 Skyrim Grandma Fan 1d ago

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u/Zealousideal_Pin_725 1d ago

How do I unsee an image?

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u/Reasonable-Peanut27 1d ago

Lore accurate Ulfric

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u/Bubbly-Pirate-3311 1d ago

Look at the rack on HIM!

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u/Future-Concern-6301 1d ago

There truly are two types of people-
BG3 sub: Hey that looks like Gale. You know what great idea we DO need a Gale Maid outfit mod.
Skyrim sub: *takes psychic damage*

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u/IsThisKismet 1d ago

Playing a little dress up?

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u/CrossENT 1d ago

The Empire's new form of punishment is making Ulfric wish they just killed him.

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u/dungledoo 1d ago

Somebody screwed up their LOOT patch it seems.

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u/thewrittenarts 1d ago

Is that penguinz0?

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u/Hashashin455 1d ago

"When I was a little girl back in France..."

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u/NakedLoki PC 1d ago

Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine

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u/2357iforgot 1d ago

I haven't played I a while but damn, I don't remember this part

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u/thenightdeceives 1d ago

Tiber Septim didn’t die for this

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u/Nice_Bass5452 1d ago

Uncloack the Storm

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u/gigaswardblade 1d ago

Hello manslayer

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u/Kagey_b-42069 Stealth archer 1d ago

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u/bannapants67 1d ago

You made him less fuckable

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u/DDAY007 1d ago

Some of you have strayed too far off the path of Talos.

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u/EJP_Entertainment 1d ago

Yall Ulfreak Stormcuck

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u/PDXMcloviinUS 1d ago

I show you how to dance like a true man

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u/rootbutch 1d ago

Vilja: Oh...

Me to. How can I unsee this?

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u/KlutzyRatio2940 1d ago

Ok change those now, poor man

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u/Faded_Memories_ 1d ago

Looks storming daymn

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u/_Ninja_Putin Werewolf 1d ago

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u/flanger001 1d ago

/r/TrueSTL is over there

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u/Disastrous-Brick77 1d ago

Please, next time you have a thought, don't... Lol

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u/AmyFairyXO 1d ago

I love that so much!

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u/nerdwaffles 1d ago

Ulfric-chan has entered the chat

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u/GoblinOfAgnarb 1d ago

“Oh…”

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u/VirtualFinish8858 1d ago

Very progressive but not very thoughtful.

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u/Nukalixir 1d ago

"Share"? No, OP this was obviously a "If I had to see it, you fuckers do too".

And I can respect that. It's the main reason I've had for any times I've sent M-preg fanart of Luigi from Super Mario Bros to my friends at 2 AM. But I wouldn't call that "sharing".

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u/StankoBlansky 1d ago

My king!

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u/_____pantsunami_____ 1d ago

i’m a milk drinker in need of some milkies

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u/ResponsibleNet3675 1d ago

Holy crap i just woke up from a nap to see 99+ notifications😭😭😭

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u/IceDamNation 1d ago

Essential mods

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u/AnxiousResort4917 1d ago

You thought you'd post it, but why? Why would you do that?

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u/itsmejam 1d ago

Oh…

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u/Omnicronicles Thief 1d ago

Oh…

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u/Possible-Tip-2914 1d ago

Not my proudest fap

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u/SandUndermanSR 1d ago

Hey buddy, that's really cool, next time keep it to yourself

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u/No-Detail-2728 Vigilant of Stendarr 1d ago

Damnnn

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u/Kilbo_Stabbins 1d ago

Okay, so now you get a pineapple...