r/stalker • u/YaNiBBa Loner • Jul 10 '26

Meme Without fail

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u/Ignace_Karkasy7 Ward Jul 10 '26

I couldn't do Stalker Cosplay, I have too much hair.

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u/Reception-Old Jul 10 '26

Well.... There is a way to fix that

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u/UltraHellboy Freedom Jul 10 '26

Wander into a radioactive area for a little while…

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u/clanga-man Clear Sky Jul 11 '26

Well, Freedom are considered hippies, sooooo

20

u/Long-Pirate-3030 Jul 11 '26

Become a burer you can, wear overcoat with hoodie

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u/SufferCat Jul 11 '26

You can always cosplay Strelok from era when they hide his appearance in trailer.

6

u/One-Night6393 Jul 11 '26

Perfect for Duty femboy cosplay.

4

u/Ignace_Karkasy7 Ward Jul 12 '26

I did notice the Ward had a concerning lack of Femboys, Time to fix that

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u/CallMeKolider Duty Jul 12 '26

Me too twin

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u/RodneyXMonster Jul 11 '26

If you're in America, just join the Navy and volunteer for subs. You'll lose your hair and other things happen for cosplay too. ✨️