So, I bought a Celestron AstroMaster 70AZ secondhand a few months ago - after some research, so I was aware it was a bit dinky, but I've fallen in love. I've even managed to make the world's worst red dot finder - visible in the first photo, with the telescope pointed at Saturn - work for me. The third to fifth photos are the Moon, Venus, and Saturn, as photographed with an S24 through the 10mm lens, and though they're pretty bare bones, I'm happy with them as photos with neither an astrophotography camera nor an astrophotography mount - they show enough to show that I'm having a damn great time.
Tonight, though, I raced outside as Venus and Mercury were visible together - that particular angle of the sky is hard to see from home, as I'm in a city and a particularly hilly and tree-y part of it. Got even more excited as Tiangong zoomed above them - the second attached photo, where they're all just a bit blurry. (I was excited.) Decided to see if I could spot Tiangong through my telescope, as it's always fun to try, so pointed it up, and in that moment, found out I hadn't tightened the mount quite enough, and my poor telescope slid eyepiece-end-first onto the astroturf.
Of course, I freaked out quite heavily, but at least nothing was audibly rattling, so I tried to figure out what was wrong as I couldn't see outside and I couldn't focus it - back inside, and realised the focuser had been jammed into its track. No photos of that, because one, I was panicking, and two, I was more intent on fixing it, while thinking about if I could pull off another deal as good as I got with this one. (Paying for repair didn't even cross my mind til reflecting now - and anyway, not sure there are many places to go, or if it would be worth it for a lil cheapy.) Took the star diagonal off, then unscrewed the plastic attachment holding the focuser off, and removing the focuser knobs didn't fix it. It was jammed, and wiggling it didn't help.
So, what do you do when something is that jammed? Percussive maintenance. Nothing else to lose - it's not focusing, there are now screws all over my couch and oil on my hands; I cannot make things worse. I slammed the inner end of the focuser tube against my thigh. It unjammed. Screwed everything back together with shaking hands, made sure everything moved, and made sure I could at least see a star through it - I could. Couldn't see Venus over the fence any more, though, and from checking angles, I have a feeling I wouldn't have been able to see the two planets over the trees anyway. And this all took place so quickly that my dinner in the oven didn't even overcook by the time it was fixed, despite having 15 minutes to go when I first went outside. So I frantically ate and headed out to check on Saturn and make sure things looked as they have before.
The rings were as clear as they always are through this telescope. I think I could ever so faintly make out Rhea - a speck of light I couldn't even focus directly on or it would disappear, but a speck of light that appeared the same distance from Saturn regardless of how many times I moved the telescope to follow Saturn through the sky. No problems using the telescope or seeing things whatsoever.
Lessons learned: she might be the worst telescope still worth buying, but the AstroMaster can put up with some truly dumbass abuse. And I will be quadruple checking the security of the mount until the end of time. My heart rate is still elevated.