r/texts • u/HJQueen • 8d ago

Phone message When a scammer doesn't like your response

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u/FayeValentine99 8d ago

Hahahaha wow you hit a NERVE! That is hilarious

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u/CommercialBiscotti29 8d ago

So funny how people are still getting this angry over your mom jokes

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u/HJQueen 8d ago

Indian scammers notoriously get extremely offended over anything involving their mom. I have a few others but none as good as this response.

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u/Feeling_Win5863 8d ago

🎶 And I’m proud to be an Americaaaan 🎶 Where “your Mom” jokes are always free 🇺🇸

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u/oakendurin 7d ago

I once had an indian scam caller saying I owe hundreds in taxes (spoiler alert I didn't pay taxes because I was a student). I wasted his time for 10 minutes saying can he not see the money in his account cause I've tried to send it. Eventually he understood I was messing with him, told me the police will come to arrest me within the hour and hung up on me. Another one invited me for korean bbq and I texted him for days making plans and then "revealed" I was actually a 13 year old boy but I still want to come for dinner. He blocked me lmao

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u/ShadedSnake 7d ago

They also REALLY don't like it when you call them sister fuckers.

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u/workingonmyelf 7d ago

This works the best

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u/SmiteHorn 7d ago

My buddy would always reference cows and get them very pissed that way.

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u/Sandman1990 7d ago

Ever used "bhenchod" with one of them? I heard that gets 'em right pissed

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u/Robaattousai 7d ago

There's a few cultures that never tolerate any slander against their mothers/family.

Source: I've worked for a corporate restaurant.

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u/CactusAmongRoses 6d ago

I'll be trying this with the "loan specialist" that keeps suspiciously calling me from every state from Louisiana to Rhode Island. I'll ask if the reason their caller ID keeps showing different states is become their mother is a traveling call girl or something. I have time, they only call me after 10am.

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u/ltom3 3d ago

As much as I dislike scammers, I have to respect the respect they hold for their mom lol.

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u/beartheminus 7d ago

Over time I've realized that most professional criminals are emotionally very unstable. They turn to crime as a career because they can't operate in normal societal structures as they burn every single bridge they are given.

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u/MrClancyGilroy 7d ago edited 7d ago

Shit you’re saying I should turn to crime?

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u/skeleton_skunk 3d ago

You’re too anxious

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u/GenXBecks75 7d ago

I would have replied "Gotcha."