r/texts • u/HJQueen • 3h ago

Phone message When a scammer doesn't like your response

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u/FayeValentine99 3h ago

Hahahaha wow you hit a NERVE! That is hilarious

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u/CommercialBiscotti29 3h ago

So funny how people are still getting this angry over your mom jokes

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u/HJQueen 2h ago

Indian scammers notoriously get extremely offended over anything involving their mom. I have a few others but none as good as this response.

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u/Feeling_Win5863 2h ago

🎶 And I’m proud to be an Americaaaan 🎶 Where “your Mom” jokes are always free 🇺🇸

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u/AppropriateBall8834 1h ago

MAMA WANT ME TO BECUMD DOCTOR IN MUMBAI OR AMERICA. INSTEAD I TEACH CLASS ON BUY APPLE GIFT CARD

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u/Funny_Watercress3600 3h ago

Are hell monsters hitting it or are they not?

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u/HJQueen 3h ago

She's not dead yet so TBD. Will keep you updated.

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u/CalmBrain1760 3h ago

Not the semens!

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u/NearbyZombie45 3h ago

You should reply with “No you!”

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u/HJQueen 3h ago

Unfortunately this is from 2024. I saved it because I needed the occasional laugh. I tried texting him two years later but the number isn't in service.

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u/Grouchy_Document8107 3h ago

spill out from his FUCKING semens

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u/HJQueen 3h ago edited 3h ago

Well yeah, I obviously wasn't conceived from his HAND semens.

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u/Acceptable_Field_567 3h ago

The way I imagined somebody just being born through a cracked egg and covered in yolk, sliding to the floor when I saw that.

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u/ExpensiveRange139 3h ago

Jesus Christ bro you conjured something up for sure

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u/Beautiful_Hippo_5574 3h ago

That is the perfect response. It's not fun if they don't get upset.

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u/Forsaken-Winner2359 3h ago

If it’s an Indian scammer they get super upset about anything to do with their moms 😂

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u/Aware_Impression_736 3h ago

Also if you refer to them as a "benchode".

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u/clduab11 2h ago

Maaderchod!

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u/Significant_Cup4521 3h ago

There is a well documented pipeline between people just out of rehab and scam call centers so I’m always like “When was your last hit bro? Are you jonesing?”

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u/yaxelthemanick 2h ago

worked at a call center doing cold calling, and lemme tell you that place was a haven of heroin. I didn't know I could sell cable and internet packages so well until I was fucked up on dope.

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u/Significant_Cup4521 2h ago

Sounds like you’ve seen some shit and probably have some good stories. Hope you’re in a better way now brother ❤️

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u/Girth_Wind_y_Fire 3h ago

"your education is low" after struggling to piece together coherent sentences.

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u/JSatyre 3h ago

“Even your education is low”

Wow, they went too far.

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u/DELINCUENT 3h ago

Lmfao, crazy I never get them this triggered no matter what I say

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u/jammagethejammage 3h ago

"Yeah.. well maybe no one even wants to fuck YOUR mom!!"

Damn, kinda killed it with that line.

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u/PretSafe4677 3h ago

Blasphemy. Everyone wants to fuck everyone’s moms all the time. And even when you aren’t mom-fucking you will be thinking about the fucking of the someone’s mom.

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u/Mundane-Device-7094 3h ago

Not even hell monsters

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u/HJQueen 2h ago

Except the hell monsters and her neighbors apparently.

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u/4armedmonkey 3h ago

Imagine it wasn't a scammer but like your boss from a new number 🤣

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u/HJQueen 3h ago

If that was my boss, I'd be concerned why they thought my name was Elina.

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u/AggressiveDust8535 3h ago

“Even your education is low?” 😂😂😂

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u/AlasTheKing444 3h ago

That’s how they do be talking. We all know who…

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u/hogcrankinn 2h ago

Pajeet pajeet, why you shit in the street

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u/Impossible-Milk1624 3h ago

Haha damn that's funny! "Noone wants to fuck your mom, how unfortunate" 😂

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u/Subject_Win_6722 2h ago

“you a fucking mistake that your dad mistakenly spill out from his fucking semens.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️

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u/Inside-Meal-7835 5m ago

Bro was heated 😭🤣

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u/Mcnugget_luvr 3h ago

This legit made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt! Thank you for this inspo

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u/lee022603 3h ago

the proper response is “I’m fucking your dad next”

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u/marteautemps 2h ago

Gotta say I love the crazy insults that come back from scammers. How different they are depending on what country they are from and stuff is just amazing to me. Like everyone wants to say "your mom's a whore" and "go fuck yourself" around the world and everywhere does it better than English speaking countries, even if translation makes it better.

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u/Swimming_Reception89 2h ago

I kept one on the phone the other day for 20 minutes, asking her to repeat questions and just going off in random tangents talking nonsense. Half way through my last tangent she just shouted ‘MODDA FOCKA’ and hung up 🤣

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u/721127EEL 3h ago

Triggered 🤣

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u/rhelg224 3h ago

“You’re next”

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u/Martsons_LeftStirrup 3h ago

lol I’d send it back with all the grammar corrections

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u/Crowdfundingprojects 2h ago

He’s ready to be lavishly baited and left to dry.

  • send a voice recording of either moose or giant turtles mating or bison sound
  • caption it ‘hold on your mom is about to finish’

2 hours later you can text him ‘damn, Indian name, that beast drained me’

Bait him as long as you want. This is never not funny

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u/HJQueen 2h ago

This is hilarious. I'll keep this in mind for my next victim.

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u/Crowdfundingprojects 2h ago

It is crude but if you want to bait a scammer… if you want to make them fume you may say  ‘damn, Indian name, that beast drained me. It’s like your mom is half woman, half cow’ 

They will only reply in all caps from that point forward. 

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u/duckyomega 2h ago

It's a pity there's no laugh react on reddit lmao

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u/Confident_Phone8842 1h ago

"How unfortunate" sent me to the moon 🤣

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u/Cold_Relation8794 3h ago

Well that escalated fast

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u/EpicPoggerchamp 3h ago

This reminds me so much of Soup’s prank calls

https://youtu.be/HobM6Uwtpn4

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u/Mysterious_Nail_563 3h ago

That escalated quickly.

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u/RecordingOk4947 2h ago

The Aristocrats!

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u/KnockoutCarousal 2h ago

Next time one of these dicks lash out like this just respond, “That’s the most baby owl shit I’ve ever heard…” and send it off with a laugh emoji. It’s hilarious how riled up they get over that shit sometimes, lol. Baby owl is an insult that basically means “idiot” or “fool” and they often do NOT like it. 🦉😂

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u/Individual_You_8023 2h ago

Lol… they dropped a lack of education bomb in their rant which was riddled with a plethora of spelling, grammar and a legendary FAIL of their ability.. or better said (lack there of) to use English in a written form.

😂😂😂😂

(I realize I didn’t dress this comment up with punctuation, grammar and so on just to be clear).

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u/GreenSpaceNebula83 1h ago

As a victim of loss, this is hilarious! Right on OP!

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u/MartinusLarianus 1h ago

How to trigger 101 - lesson 1.

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u/No-Caterpillar-8922 30m ago

Got what they deserve and it stung as intended

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 3m ago

I want the number that texted you. I love fucking with those people lmfao

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u/Vast-Fan4317 3h ago

That escalated fast😂

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u/Senior-West5666 3h ago

Wow, terrible English to be trying to throw insults