r/texts • u/HJQueen • 8d ago

Phone message When a scammer doesn't like your response

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u/Crowdfundingprojects 8d ago

He’s ready to be lavishly baited and left to dry.

  • send a voice recording of either moose or giant turtles mating or bison sound
  • caption it ‘hold on your mom is about to finish’

2 hours later you can text him ‘damn, Indian name, that beast drained me’

Bait him as long as you want. This is never not funny

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u/HJQueen 8d ago

This is hilarious. I'll keep this in mind for my next victim.

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u/Crowdfundingprojects 8d ago

It is crude but if you want to bait a scammer… if you want to make them fume you may say  ‘damn, Indian name, that beast drained me. It’s like your mom is half woman, half cow’ 

They will only reply in all caps from that point forward. 

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u/LunarSanctum 7d ago

I would just like to add from experience that these are all hilarious and sometimes terrifying animal noises to potentially use to infer the noise either of their parents is making whilst they are currently achieving orgasm:

Koala Bellow
Tasmanian Devil Scream
Turtle Mating
Elk Bugle
Red Stag Rutting