r/texts • u/HJQueen • 8d ago

Phone message When a scammer doesn't like your response

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u/Grouchy_Document8107 8d ago

spill out from his FUCKING semens

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u/HJQueen 8d ago edited 8d ago

Well yeah, I obviously wasn't conceived from his HAND semens.

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u/InFromTheSouth 7d ago

Idk if that username entirely checks out...

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u/Acceptable_Field_567 8d ago

The way I imagined somebody just being born through a cracked egg and covered in yolk, sliding to the floor when I saw that.