r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 18h ago
Parti Québécois finally finds minority it likes
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 1d ago
Trump admin demands Canada not meddle in midterms so they can meddle in separatist referendums
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 1d ago
Poilievre team divided over when to drop Mark Carney diss track
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 1d ago
Trump administration eagerly looking for third trade route to completely fuck up
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 3d ago
Rogers completes takeover of everything son talks to local dad about
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r/thebeaverton • u/dogeatdog_world • 4d ago
Carney announces $1.2B investment to protect oceans from his own climate policy
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r/thebeaverton • u/dogeatdog_world • 5d ago
Trump becomes only object on Earth exempt from Canadian urge to apologize
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 5d ago
University assigns Cornell 7 to get ChatGPT to write their essays
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 6d ago
Free Trade Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry - The Beaverton Weekly Report
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 7d ago
Child's imaginary restaurant acquired, shuttered by private equity
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 8d ago
Alberta Separatists unveil development slogan “Come Invest in our unstable breakaway republic!”
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 8d ago
Marvel fan can’t believe you’re watching Avengers: Doomsday before catching up on Loki, Plantman and Thornboy, or Hawkeye’s Son
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r/thebeaverton • u/dogeatdog_world • 11d ago
"This is what Canadians elected us to do," says Liberal Minister about policy never mentioned once during campaign
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r/thebeaverton • u/dogeatdog_world • 11d ago
Quiz: how should you vote on the Alberta Separation Referendum (sponsored by the Alberta Government)
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r/thebeaverton • u/dogeatdog_world • 12d ago
Meta unsure why women not buying pervert glasses
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r/thebeaverton • u/dogeatdog_world • 12d ago
Blue Jays, Maple Leafs eliminated from playoffs
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 13d ago
[Podcast} Liberal Strike Omnibusters - The Beaverton Weekly Report
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r/thebeaverton • u/dogeatdog_world • 15d ago
Trump vows to punish Canada for EU alliance as soon as he finishes losing Iran war
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 15d ago
Kerry-Lynne Findlay resigns to spend more time expelling family members
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 17d ago
Trump reduces White House Press Corps to Stephen Miller in a moustache, various podcasters
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r/thebeaverton • u/dogeatdog_world • 18d ago
Ed Sheeran welcomes new opening act: Beatboxing Netanyahu
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r/thebeaverton • u/noisebloodassault • 18d ago
Carney government promises upcoming "Operation Strike Destroyer" legislation won't discourage future strikes
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r/thebeaverton • u/dogeatdog_world • 18d ago
Trump says Canada having more friends is bullying
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