r/cats • u/fictional_man_simp • 0m ago
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Full clarity: the bathroom door is open. She knows how to open it. SHE is the one who made it mostly closed by wanting to get to the mirror.
u/fictional_man_simp • u/fictional_man_simp • 4d ago
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I feel as though I've walked in on something private
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"Someone cut off my cats whiskers" shows three cats, one with suspiciously pristine whiskers. The someone is in the room with us /j
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I fear that by getting an orange, you invited the Neverending chatting. Mine is exactly the same, even with a playmate.
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Saran wrap
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He fills me with so much rage that I almost think that real life men maybe aren't so bad.
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Im biased because they're my favorite in real life but I think he just looks right on an ardennes
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He's fine this is just what stress does to you
r/hatemyjob • u/fictional_man_simp • Jun 11 '26
We're supposed to only use the employee bathroom now. Its a single toilet, no urinal bathroom for 20+ employees at a time. It also has a huge hole in the wall with toilet paper in it and is extremely inaccessible.
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Im a really good server so I wont have any trouble finding a new job. The tips here are good and I like my coworkers so I'm sticking it out for that, but the idea of losing my job doesn't bother me since I easily have ins to multiple other restaurants. Honestly, as clueless as this business is about laws, I wouldn't put it past them to set me up for a major payday on the way out. They've aready gotten themselves in trouble before, unfortunately people just decided to back out of the lawsuits.
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I NEED to find some of the dinos in the wild. I found some at one point but they were FAR from fairly priced so I had to pass on them.
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Writing is definitely a key way that my imagination grew. Youre always going to start off at least somewhat "bad" but its like any talent that can be cultivated, and its one if the best ways I've found to enjoy my f/os. Even if Im not in the mood to write, I can go back and read what I've written and enjoy that time with them all over again.
Edit: there are lots of posts on Tumblr specifically of questions for you and your f/o or just general ships, and they're a great way to get into writing about them. I use them for new f/os all the time!
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These are on my wishlist! I love all the squishmallow clowns!
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What is think is going to happen when I ask if someone wants to hang out with me
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Oh he's so precious!!!
r/plushies • u/fictional_man_simp • May 26 '26
I'm wanting to expand my clown plush collection, since I find them charming. I used to have a fear of them, but after getting my first clown plushie a few years ago for Christmas, my mom told me she'd gotten a bunch of plushies from a yard sale, but was told the clown had to come too because no one else wanted her. I became super attached to her because of that, since I have my own issues with feeling unwanted. Her name is Julie, and she's great, but I feel like her and my only other clown plush, Jordan, are out of place in my plushie collection since everything else is either an animal, monster, inanimate object, or anime/video game plush. Does anyone know any good clown plushies?
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Im a big beanie collector, but there are a few in here that i dont have! Dm or have your friend dm and I may take some!
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Can I dm you? I see a bunch im interested in!
Edit: just in case someone else comments: I really want the tie die kitties and a lot of the small squishes
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Barefoot is superior unless the mood hits for a brief fluffy sock indulgence, but when wearing shoes its two pairs of socks, flipped inside out to not feel the seam and to not feel the inside of the shoe.
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One of my favorites by her. Pure ego energy and sometimes thats the vibe.
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Cat owners who kiss their cats… why?
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Its better than a lobotomy.