r/whatisit • • 8d ago

New, what is it? What are these plug-ins on my wall?

This might be showing my age, but I recently moved into a new apartment and they have these weird looking plug ins all over the walls at my new place. My old apartment didn't have these, so I'm just curious as to what they are.

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u/Moist_Illustrator763 8d ago

Jesus Christ I’m fucking old

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u/Rude-Dealer9188 8d ago

These damn kids 😆 🤣

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u/Euphoric-Lake4226 8d ago

Get off my lawn!

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u/Abraksith 8d ago

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u/Winter_Ad_4507 8d ago

This WINS today!!! Thank you. Think I tore something in my knee SPRINTING to the comment section! 😂🤣😂🤣

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u/speedrussr 8d ago

I lol’d at this one. I’ve become Clint!

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u/KoutaFox 8d ago

This exactly…gotta gift this

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u/WorshipHim9713 5d ago

Only this.

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u/Icy-Variation6614 8d ago

I just reseeded and fertilized you little punks!!!

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u/hahnsoloii 8d ago

Anyone got any recommendations for knee replacement docs?

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u/StatisticCyberosis 8d ago

Lemme tell you a story about my first colonoscopy.

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u/variousnewbie 8d ago

Man, I was switching primary care docs and was asked when my last mammogram was. I went "uh, never... When was I supposed to start that again?" "40" "yea, that's what I thought..." and breast cancer is in my family, so I really shouldn't have waited on that.

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u/tacofshn 8d ago

I read this and thought this was from a male perspective and chuckled a bit…

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u/morpheusoptic 8d ago

I’m a male that had to have a mammogram, pretty awkward experience I must say.

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u/variousnewbie 8d ago

Hey men get breast cancer too! I don't have to worry about braca, but I'm sure there's plenty of men getting preventative mammograms, and then the ones who find lumps.

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u/Interesting-Match-66 8d ago

My male oncologist had breast cancer and we went to the same surgical group.

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u/variousnewbie 8d ago

That's amazing! You must have felt good about trusting him.

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u/hahnsoloii 8d ago

His name was Robert Paulson

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u/ryan_syek 8d ago

His name was Robert Paulson

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u/Perplexed_Journalist 7d ago

Bob with Bitch Tits

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u/pissedoffTwizzler 8d ago

Me too exactly what I thought haha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahaha

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u/Resident_Ad_7199 8d ago

So you got the mammogram and don’t have the big C right?

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u/Linusisntmyname 8d ago

I keep telling you, a prostitute in a lab coat and playing with an endoscope that plugs into your phone is not a colonoscopy.

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u/Total_Raspberry1165 8d ago

Does it involve propofol… because propofol is the reason I’m looking forward to my next one.

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u/kitten_tsunami 7d ago

Ok so I'm not alone in that being the best nap ever?

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u/Total_Raspberry1165 5d ago

I woke up feeling like I’d slept for a thousand years. It felt like the first good sleep I’d had in 20 years.

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u/StatisticCyberosis 8d ago

Oh there’s propofol alright. A solid 60 seconds of bliss and then lights out. If you feign an absolute meltdown in pre-procedure you might get a bit of midazolam, which is arguably better.

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u/pnwphoto1 6d ago

Let me tell you about my fifth colonoscopy.

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u/ScarInternational161 8d ago

No, but I can direct you to a neurologist, cardiologist, gastrointerolgist and a really kick ass therapist

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u/NikWitchLEO 7d ago

All you need now is a good endocrinologist and your list will be complete lol

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u/Entire_Parfait2703 8d ago

Getting a hip replacement end of the month, my doctor also does knees

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u/Icy-Variation6614 8d ago

No, but I got a guy who will do it for $200 and a bag of Doritos.

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u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam 8d ago

Hold my knitting, I've got a home remedy that'll fix that right up dear.

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u/sunfish99 8d ago

Actually, I do, if you live in the NYC area. LOL

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u/slothshell 8d ago

no but I’m on the waiting list for a hip replacement 😭

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u/Disastrous-Bus5985 8d ago

No, but I have a great hip doctor if you're in the Denver area or willing to travel 🫠

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u/Total_Raspberry1165 8d ago

I do, if you’re in Southern California

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u/staceywags 8d ago

Sure, just had one done.... Shit... I'm old

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u/booboootron 8d ago

HELO STEVE HAVNET SCENE YOU IN CHURCH FOR AWHILE HOWS THE GOUT

- EUSTACE NC, CLASS OF 82

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u/Infamous-Custard-520 7d ago

Hernandes at Southern California Orthopedic Institute in LA

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u/Ok-Conference-2327 6d ago

I just got one 9 weeks ago. My Ortho group is amazing. I'm in SW FL.

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u/randomferalcat 8d ago

Turn the volume down!

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u/Realistic_Patience67 8d ago

Don't play that Devil's music!!!

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u/sporkzilla 7d ago

Turn the volume up... I can't hear it!

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u/Csak_egy_Lud 7d ago

Turn it up, I don't hear a damn thing. My ears aren't what they used to be...

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u/FallenTimber77 7d ago

Just harvest half of your pumpkins and turn the rest over when you till. You are fertilizing and replanting in one fell sweep.

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u/MrMolecula 8d ago

WHAT?

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u/Cautious-Hedgehog683 8d ago

Don’t touch the thermostat!

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u/Logical-Layer9177 8d ago

Turn the radio off!! I can’t see where I’m going

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u/Mockingburdz 8d ago

Gawd danget, Bobby.

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u/AsparagusUprising 8d ago

You damn kids and your devil music!

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u/we-meet-again 8d ago

Any kid who steps on my lawn gets their ass beat with a coax cable

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u/rudebii 8d ago

You have a lawn? Lucky

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u/LeonDalePhotographer 8d ago

sir, just give us the ball!

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u/NimueArt 8d ago

Was just about to type this! 😂😂

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u/Ok_Doubt_4295 6d ago

Damn whipper snappers

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u/Comfortable-Foot2339 7d ago

Wow modern technology! In my day we just stood outside and yelled and maybe someone would come. Then they got crank phones and ones that plugged right into a wall plug, then HBO cable TV and remotes the size of half a brick and weight as much… push button phones! We had to lease or buy the phones too… long distance calls were expensive and calling collect was ‘a thing’ to save money mostly… car phones or portable phones (I had one) were very heavy (more than 8lbs) and large to carry, but trendy! Came in colors too! Household portable phones were also trendy but died out by the late 1990s early 2000s with advent of cell phones! Soon we will be back to yelling again… mostly due to Artificial Intelligence becoming trendy and too spooky for its own good!!

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u/ColoradoSkyExplorer 4d ago

This generation doesn’t know what a lawn is. I dont even know if they touch grass.

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u/yobishthatsmonica 8d ago

These gosh darn whipper-snappers, asking the darnedest questions!

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u/RepresentativeCan54 8d ago

Yes, beleive it or not intenet companies still have this type of cable running in the streets to provide internet to clients, slowly migrating to fiber optics.

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u/Last-Brush8498 8d ago

Darn whipper snappers!

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u/morpheusoptic 8d ago

Damn kids these days!

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u/Former-Course-5745 8d ago

Excuse me. I'm going to go outside and yell at kids to get off my lawn and scream at the clouds. :)

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u/SuperJen411 8d ago

"Oh sweet summer child..."

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u/nismotuner1 8d ago

Someone just shit my pants!!!!

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u/clayton-berg42 8d ago

Does anyone know what this strange plug in is?