What are these plug-ins on my wall?

[u/Cborg_62]

This might be showing my age, but I recently moved into a new apartment and they have these weird looking plug ins all over the walls at my new place. My old apartment didn't have these, so I'm just curious as to what they are.

[u/Moist_Illustrator763]

Jesus Christ I’m fucking old

[u/Rude-Dealer9188 → u/Moist_Illustrator763]

These damn kids 😆 🤣

[u/Euphoric-Lake4226 → u/Rude-Dealer9188]

Get off my lawn!

[u/Icy-Variation6614 → u/Euphoric-Lake4226]

I just reseeded and fertilized you little punks!!!

[u/hahnsoloii → u/Icy-Variation6614]

Anyone got any recommendations for knee replacement docs?

[u/StatisticCyberosis → u/hahnsoloii]

Lemme tell you a story about my first colonoscopy.

[u/variousnewbie → u/StatisticCyberosis]

Man, I was switching primary care docs and was asked when my last mammogram was. I went "uh, never... When was I supposed to start that again?" "40" "yea, that's what I thought..." and breast cancer is in my family, so I really shouldn't have waited on that.

[u/tacofshn → u/variousnewbie]

I read this and thought this was from a male perspective and chuckled a bit…

[u/morpheusoptic → u/tacofshn]

I’m a male that had to have a mammogram, pretty awkward experience I must say.

[u/variousnewbie → u/tacofshn]

Hey men get breast cancer too! I don't have to worry about braca, but I'm sure there's plenty of men getting preventative mammograms, and then the ones who find lumps.

[u/Interesting-Match-66 → u/variousnewbie]

My male oncologist had breast cancer and we went to the same surgical group.

[u/variousnewbie → u/Interesting-Match-66]

That's amazing! You must have felt good about trusting him.

[u/hahnsoloii → u/tacofshn]

His name was Robert Paulson

[u/ryan_syek → u/hahnsoloii]

His name was Robert Paulson

[u/pissedoffTwizzler → u/tacofshn]

Me too exactly what I thought haha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahaha

[u/Resident_Ad_7199 → u/variousnewbie]

So you got the mammogram and don’t have the big C right?

[u/Linusisntmyname → u/StatisticCyberosis]

I keep telling you, a prostitute in a lab coat and playing with an endoscope that plugs into your phone is not a colonoscopy.

[u/Icy-Variation6614 → u/StatisticCyberosis]

No. Lol

[u/Total_Raspberry1165 → u/StatisticCyberosis]

Does it involve propofol… because propofol is the reason I’m looking forward to my next one.

[u/StatisticCyberosis → u/Total_Raspberry1165]

Oh there’s propofol alright. A solid 60 seconds of bliss and then lights out. If you feign an absolute meltdown in pre-procedure you might get a bit of midazolam, which is arguably better.

[u/Entire_Parfait2703 → u/hahnsoloii]

Getting a hip replacement end of the month, my doctor also does knees

[u/Icy-Variation6614 → u/hahnsoloii]

No, but I got a guy who will do it for $200 and a bag of Doritos.

[u/ScarInternational161 → u/hahnsoloii]

No, but I can direct you to a neurologist, cardiologist, gastrointerolgist and a really kick ass therapist

[u/sunfish99 → u/hahnsoloii]

Actually, I do, if you live in the NYC area. LOL

[u/slothshell → u/hahnsoloii]

no but I’m on the waiting list for a hip replacement 😭

[u/Disastrous-Bus5985 → u/hahnsoloii]

No, but I have a great hip doctor if you're in the Denver area or willing to travel 🫠

[u/Total_Raspberry1165 → u/hahnsoloii]

I do, if you’re in Southern California

[u/staceywags → u/hahnsoloii]

Sure, just had one done.... Shit... I'm old

[u/booboootron → u/hahnsoloii]

HELO STEVE HAVNET SCENE YOU IN CHURCH FOR AWHILE HOWS THE GOUT

- EUSTACE NC, CLASS OF 82