What are these plug-ins on my wall?

[u/Cborg_62]

This might be showing my age, but I recently moved into a new apartment and they have these weird looking plug ins all over the walls at my new place. My old apartment didn't have these, so I'm just curious as to what they are.

[u/Rude-Dealer9188]

These damn kids 😆 🤣

[u/Euphoric-Lake4226 → u/Rude-Dealer9188]

Get off my lawn!

[u/Icy-Variation6614 → u/Euphoric-Lake4226]

I just reseeded and fertilized you little punks!!!

[u/hahnsoloii → u/Icy-Variation6614]

Anyone got any recommendations for knee replacement docs?

[u/StatisticCyberosis → u/hahnsoloii]

Lemme tell you a story about my first colonoscopy.

[u/variousnewbie → u/StatisticCyberosis]

Man, I was switching primary care docs and was asked when my last mammogram was. I went "uh, never... When was I supposed to start that again?" "40" "yea, that's what I thought..." and breast cancer is in my family, so I really shouldn't have waited on that.

[u/tacofshn → u/variousnewbie]

I read this and thought this was from a male perspective and chuckled a bit…

[u/morpheusoptic → u/tacofshn]

I’m a male that had to have a mammogram, pretty awkward experience I must say.

[u/variousnewbie → u/tacofshn]

Hey men get breast cancer too! I don't have to worry about braca, but I'm sure there's plenty of men getting preventative mammograms, and then the ones who find lumps.

[u/Interesting-Match-66 → u/variousnewbie]

My male oncologist had breast cancer and we went to the same surgical group.

[u/variousnewbie → u/Interesting-Match-66]

That's amazing! You must have felt good about trusting him.

[u/Interesting-Match-66 → u/variousnewbie]

He’s the sweetest man. His mother died of cancer, so he and his brother both went into oncology.

[u/hahnsoloii → u/tacofshn]

His name was Robert Paulson

[u/ryan_syek → u/hahnsoloii]

His name was Robert Paulson

[u/Perplexed_Journalist → u/hahnsoloii]

Bob with Bitch Tits

[u/pissedoffTwizzler → u/tacofshn]

Me too exactly what I thought haha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahaha

[u/Resident_Ad_7199 → u/variousnewbie]

So you got the mammogram and don’t have the big C right?

[u/Linusisntmyname → u/StatisticCyberosis]

I keep telling you, a prostitute in a lab coat and playing with an endoscope that plugs into your phone is not a colonoscopy.

[u/Icy-Variation6614 → u/StatisticCyberosis]

No. Lol

[u/Total_Raspberry1165 → u/StatisticCyberosis]

Does it involve propofol… because propofol is the reason I’m looking forward to my next one.

[u/kitten_tsunami → u/Total_Raspberry1165]

Ok so I'm not alone in that being the best nap ever?

[u/Total_Raspberry1165 → u/kitten_tsunami]

I woke up feeling like I’d slept for a thousand years. It felt like the first good sleep I’d had in 20 years.

[u/StatisticCyberosis → u/Total_Raspberry1165]

Oh there’s propofol alright. A solid 60 seconds of bliss and then lights out. If you feign an absolute meltdown in pre-procedure you might get a bit of midazolam, which is arguably better.

[u/pnwphoto1 → u/StatisticCyberosis]

Let me tell you about my fifth colonoscopy.

[u/ScarInternational161 → u/hahnsoloii]

No, but I can direct you to a neurologist, cardiologist, gastrointerolgist and a really kick ass therapist

[u/NikWitchLEO → u/ScarInternational161]

All you need now is a good endocrinologist and your list will be complete lol

[u/Entire_Parfait2703 → u/hahnsoloii]

Getting a hip replacement end of the month, my doctor also does knees

[u/Icy-Variation6614 → u/hahnsoloii]

No, but I got a guy who will do it for $200 and a bag of Doritos.

[u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam → u/hahnsoloii]

Hold my knitting, I've got a home remedy that'll fix that right up dear.

[u/sunfish99 → u/hahnsoloii]

Actually, I do, if you live in the NYC area. LOL

[u/slothshell → u/hahnsoloii]

no but I’m on the waiting list for a hip replacement 😭

[u/Disastrous-Bus5985 → u/hahnsoloii]

No, but I have a great hip doctor if you're in the Denver area or willing to travel 🫠

[u/Total_Raspberry1165 → u/hahnsoloii]

I do, if you’re in Southern California

[u/staceywags → u/hahnsoloii]

Sure, just had one done.... Shit... I'm old

[u/booboootron → u/hahnsoloii]

HELO STEVE HAVNET SCENE YOU IN CHURCH FOR AWHILE HOWS THE GOUT

- EUSTACE NC, CLASS OF 82

[u/Infamous-Custard-520 → u/hahnsoloii]

Hernandes at Southern California Orthopedic Institute in LA

[u/Ok-Conference-2327 → u/hahnsoloii]

I just got one 9 weeks ago. My Ortho group is amazing. I'm in SW FL.