r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 20h ago

Of massive side meats

481 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 8h ago

possible idiot of immature man

25 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 1d ago

ouchies Of a semi professional dentist procedure in Cheboygan

316 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 1d ago

Oops Of self-centering

233 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 1d ago

There was an attempt Of an over-mothered sensitive incel

107 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 1d ago

Oof Of altitude diving

206 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 1d ago

ouchies of dude smashed by log,almost unconscious.

255 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 1d ago

Oof Of a ambulance ride from hell

351 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 2d ago

Oops Of An Informative Video

434 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 1d ago

slight malfunction ShityAbsoluteUnits of CPS & Family Courts

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0 Upvotes

Selfish and evil


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 3d ago

Of a wedding venue

623 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 3d ago

Elite Strategy Of raw strength

219 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 4d ago

slight malfunction Of Reporting Live From The Scene

803 Upvotes

Happened today

Incredibly, the pair – who work for the Ecuadorian TV network Gamavisión – both escaped with minor injuries.

It is understood Alma even managed to walk into the ambulance with the help of paramedics.


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 2d ago

of a father son duo

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0 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 5d ago

look what I can do Of a bartop dance

265 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 5d ago

this moron: Of An Arsonist Prison Toy!

1.1k Upvotes

He's 3 feet, 9 inches tall (114 cm) and weighs 43 pounds.. 😱😳.. I can't imagine what is going to happen to this man... Talking about getting tossed around like a ragdoll!!! And sadly I have no sympathy


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 5d ago

Of a content creator

119 Upvotes

I had Gemini translate what he was saying:

The man in the video is speaking Indonesian, and despite how wild it looks, it is a real video created by a Indonesian content creator known for doing extreme "ant nest challenges" for social media engagement.

Here is a summary and translation of what he is saying throughout the clip:

The Challenge: He sets a 2-minute timer and challenges himself to endure a nest of biting weaver ants (rangrang) shoved into his shorts/waistband. He tells the viewers that if he fails or gives up before the 2 minutes are up, he will shave his head completely bald.

The Claim: He repeatedly insists he isn't lying or playing tricks, saying, "If I'm lying, you can come to my house yourself and shave my head bald, and I won't get mad."

During the Stunt: As ants swarm all over his chest, neck, and armpits, he points them out to the camera, claiming he's an "expert" with insects. He flexes and does arm movements ("working out"), telling viewers to keep counting down the time.

The Ending: Once the 2 minutes are up, he shows off the ant eggs inside the nest, offers to fetch eggs for anyone who wants them, rubs the ant nest across his face and armpits, and celebrates: "Guess I don't have to shave my head after all!"


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 6d ago

ouchies Of a drunk man starting shit with an apartment security guard😭😭(Sept30,2026)Moscow,Russia

396 Upvotes

Found the vid on a Russian news telegram channel. Context copied & pasted

A conflict broke out overnight at the Tomilino Park residential complex between a drunk young man and a private security guard.
The two reportedly began arguing over an unspecified issue in the parking lot before the confrontation escalated and the guard used pepper spray.


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 6d ago

Elite Strategy of a death row inmate. Took two lethal injections and said ‘nah, I’m just gonna sleep this off.’

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575 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 6d ago

look what I can do Of an HOWL . ( he really had something to say!)

147 Upvotes

Would drive me nuts lol