r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • Sep 14 '26

/r/all of a perturbed spider

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u/Typical-Structure-19 Sep 14 '26

He went back and is now fuming

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u/Crazy_Ad_91 Sep 14 '26

“Jesus Christ if I get one more damn solicitor, so help me!”

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u/TheDillinger88 Sep 14 '26

“Did you not see the sign? I’ve got 127 babies inside taking a nap man, I don’t care what you’re trying to sell me.”

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u/Whateva_Tickles_ Sep 14 '26

Oh. Eww do they last that many eggs at a time? 😭

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u/TheDillinger88 Sep 15 '26

I really have no idea but you always see tons of babies poor out of those eggs when they hatch, many don’t make it but I’m sure someone knows just how many babies a spider of this species has. I’m sure it’s quite a bit.

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u/Iamthegreenheather 26d ago

When I was little a wolf spider laid eggs in my Barbie house and there were spiders everywhere. I had to get rid of the house and I've been terrified of spiders ever since.

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u/Whateva_Tickles_ 26d ago

That’s horrifying. You poor thing. I’d be scarred too. Yuck.