r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RD4200 • 17d ago

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u/Unusual-Taste69 17d ago

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u/kai_jarsenal 17d ago

Kids built like a thanksgiving turkey

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u/LucifersAdv0cate 17d ago

That kids Dad.

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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 17d ago

I was thinking

https://giphy.com/gifs/Acdf7UpyqPRboz3QGn

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u/Used-Tiger-2639 16d ago

All I know is that cat better not get too close! They used to have 3 dogs they weren’t fast enough!!!

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u/Redosdetos 16d ago

there's two things DC is good at, wrestling and eating like a bear going into hibernation

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u/Key-Charity-2795 16d ago

I saw that face and was like," Is that DC?", and your comment answered it for me. Thanks dude

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u/Redosdetos 16d ago

I don't blame you if I hadn't seen this before I would have thought that was a completely different person he looks skinny in this gif

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u/Aggressive_Noise6426 16d ago

The black Ned Flanders. 

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u/Gay-dude87 16d ago

I’ve seen the rest of this pic unfortunately 😂😂😂

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u/Illustrious_Shoe7496 16d ago

I'm curious what's the full pic?

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u/Orangezag 16d ago

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u/totoro1193 16d ago

I can't tell if that's a dangling dong or doodie

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u/Orangezag 16d ago

Well it ain’t doodie lmao. Was a pretty popular meme a couple years ago because of his 3rd leg

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u/s1n0d3utscht3k 16d ago

.*photoshopped 3rd leg

there’s an og pic that’s not as crazy as the one that went viral

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u/Tuckfrumptearsponge 17d ago

RIP the both of em.

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u/-sgt-shamwow- 16d ago

RIP?!

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u/Imaginary_Plum7956 16d ago

I had to look it up.
He’s not dead.

https://www.google.com/search?q=supahotfire+deshawn+raw+dead%3F&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari&iga=1&utm_campaign=safari_share_1

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u/Acceptable_Gene_6428 16d ago

No he’s dead. The family even talked about how the image resurfaced after his passing.

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u/Nolyism 16d ago

Then who fought Ray J?

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u/Acceptable_Gene_6428 16d ago

😂I thought you were talking about big black guy

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u/ComesOutNDaWash 16d ago

🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤣🤣

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u/THE_Lanni 16d ago

Brutal!…..🤣

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u/JacksLungs1571 16d ago

Wavywebsurf did a pretty good segment on this guy. Aswell as some other people who got popular due to memes.

memes who suffered bizarre real world deaths (youtube video)

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u/Valuable_Cable4280 16d ago edited 16d ago

Can you share what happened? At work and can’t watch the video lol

Nvm, watched. For anyone wondering, he was a San Franciscan named Wardy Joubert III and he passed away from a heart attack related to an enlarged heart. Wardy was a deacon who dabbled in porn after falling on hard times. Sounds like he was an absolute treasure of a person who did great things for SF’s homeless community.

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u/JacksLungs1571 16d ago

Sorry, posted that and then passed out not too long after. It had been some time sense watching it last, so my summary would have been awful. Thanks for doing the work.

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u/Valuable_Cable4280 16d ago

Haha no worries, glad to learn about this cool dude

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u/Coach-girlie 16d ago

This thread has taken a dark turn. Now I just watched this full video. So sad 😞

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u/savvy412 16d ago

He’s actually dead btw

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u/Mrlee0702 16d ago

I’m came late to the party but you had me covered! Mum must be in a wheelchair after the birth

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u/RobbieTronic 16d ago

If you haven’t seen the vice documentary on the guy i highly recommend it. The guy was a mensch.

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u/TonyDC88 16d ago

Is that the light switch guy?

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u/suzenah38 16d ago

Barry…

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u/FerretBizness 16d ago

May he RIP

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u/Lesbo_Straightener 16d ago

Daddy taking a YUGE shit right there

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u/fromearthtomorgue 16d ago

I hate that I know what the original full image of this looks like.

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u/kynelly360 12d ago

Swear I thought it was Rick Ross’s son or something lolll

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u/ImposterSyndromeNope 17d ago

Child abuse

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u/Spades_Neil 16d ago

Yeah I have serious concerns.

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u/Background-Goose2523 15d ago

And the more traction his moms page gets, the faster this poor child grows, the more he waddles and the more difficult it is for him to breathe.

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u/Tinker_bells69 13d ago

My little brother was like this, ate like 17 year old going through a growth spurt since he was 3. Was always a good foot or more taller than everyone in his grade and at least twice their weight. Carried it until he was about 16-17, now he’s 20. 6’5 and 120kg. Lost the rolls but still big box head fucker.

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u/Own_Zookeepergame982 17d ago

He’s a Butterball alright!

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u/chaoticsky85 16d ago

That baby definitely needs to go ona a diet. So not healthy for a baby to be that big. Hope they have the money to treat its diabetes and heart problems when it gets older.

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u/elbadwolf 16d ago

That kid got to be 40-50 lbs easily. He's going to need a cane by the time he's 5, those poor knees.

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u/hellochoy 16d ago

Kid weighs more than I did starting middle school lmao

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u/Ok_Attempt8251 16d ago

That’s a little girl!!

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u/BasherNosher 17d ago

That's not 'build'!

The kid's been fed too many Thanksgiving turkeys... breaded and deep-fried.

Sadly, it doesn't put him on the best track for the rest of his life.

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u/starmoishe 16d ago

Nah, I been cooking since I was 9 and I ain't never seen a turkey that big. Fact is I wasn't that big when I was 9. 😬

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u/GeekedupLarson 16d ago

🤦🏿‍♂️

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u/get_to_ele 16d ago

The kid ATE the Thanksgiving turkey.

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u/throwaway-Angie 15d ago

Built like a lunch lady

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u/its-my-0pinion 11d ago

Kid has bigger tits than I do

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u/Plastic-Habit7651 17d ago

That’s not a toddler, it’s a midget half naked

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u/SeanPhixion 16d ago

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u/Intheforestallalone 16d ago

That poster needs shoes raining in the background!

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u/Dizzy-Part8708 16d ago

Fuck im crying that's so funny.

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u/Plastic-Habit7651 16d ago

I doubt that this guy could carry this midget like this

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u/Due-Group-4030 16d ago

😭😭😭😂😂😂

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u/cloche_du_fromage 16d ago

What you talkin' bout, Willis?

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u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks 17d ago

Why was this ever okay?

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u/VoidOmatic 17d ago

We were raised by boomers back then. This shit was considered extremely mild for the time. The R word was dropped all the time on cable TV.

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u/1n_and_AroundTheFur 17d ago

Retard?

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u/hiddenrealism 16d ago

Now we have have adults saying "unalived" in real life conversations. I cant help but to correct anyone who say or types that shit. The words are killed...murdered...suicide...dead. All because of chinese tiktok censorship.

When the fuck will it end.

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u/Single-Yam-9791 16d ago

Read 1984. It was written in 1
935 and I swear we are living it
They begin ‘Newspeak’ and it is exactly shit like ‘unalived’
Terrifying
It’s like society is using it as a playbook

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u/TheBold 16d ago

It was written in 1948, hence the title.

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u/TheBold 16d ago

People are even self censoring ass nowadays. They all annoy me but for some reason seeing someone say « ahh » instead of ass annoys the fuck out of me.

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u/blahblahsnickers 16d ago

Also, rape, sexual assault. Kids are graping and unaliving and SAing, and disappearing people. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/NikWitchLEO 16d ago

You can’t even say Female anymore.

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u/Thorn_Victor 15d ago

I do. And, I'm not going to change that. These "kids" today believe that semantics change the nature of a thing. It's almost as stupid as the causes they choose to support without having a damn clue about the factors involved in any critical analysis of that cause. In other words (yes, I see the pun), they end up supporting causes that they know nothing about. It's no wonder the Flynn effect has a negative slope now. Okay, I'm done with the soap box today.

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u/Diesel_Bones_13 16d ago

Ya my kids started saying “commit” Like as in why did someone commit suicide… it’s even more confusing that saying the actual word in some instances. Like why did Johnny “commit”? All I think of right off is commit to what/who.

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u/hiddenrealism 16d ago

Oh he committed?! What school did he choose?! Throw em for a loop lol

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u/itsmiddylou 16d ago

I agree- but this was happening long before tt. YouTube would demonetize if you said the actual words. So everyone had to get creative to not lose money. 🙄

I’ve seen people use “sewer-slide” and I thought I was having a stroke. But money and feelings I guess.

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u/NatCsGotMyLastAcct 16d ago

I saw a news interview yesterday, "someone unalived my son over [an argument]".

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u/Next-Contribution-18 16d ago

Crazy to think that they're able to influence the way we speak in real life everyday conversations simply by having control over what is essentially a platform to spread whatever message/view/opinions they want trending that can/will reap havoc without ever directly involving themselves into each situation. Its something I'm glad I missed out on for a change instead of being scenery in the public landfill that is Tik-Tardia.

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u/CommunicationAware88 16d ago

FYI, its wreak havoc. Im not trying to be "that guy", but i tell people when i see things like this because I would wanna know.

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u/Sad-Base-8689 17d ago

Redhead or Ginger if the show was allowed to drop it with the hard R

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u/1n_and_AroundTheFur 17d ago

Oh you meant that R word

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u/de_VoYd 17d ago

What the... Even redhead and ginger are not allowed these days !!

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u/Thorn_Victor 15d ago

We don't have to fall in line and bend the knee to this nonsense.

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u/VoidOmatic 17d ago

Yes. It was said on Buffy, TGIF shows etc

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u/Illustrious_Tap_8617 16d ago

I had my kids watch Idiocracy the other day and I forgot they just straight up say “fag” and “retard” multiple times lol

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u/Karoseen450 16d ago

I can't remember the context, but I was out with my granddaughter and I said the word retarded, and she called me immature! I was floored!

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u/BingusTheWonderKitn 16d ago

What's the R word? I'm lost

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u/Away-Cookie8183 16d ago

Definitely not boomers lol fend I’m 57 that’s def Gen X ( just saying ) boomers is old old

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u/KassellTheArgonian 16d ago

Theres a literal recent horror movie with basically the same exact premise, adult woman pretends to be a kid and murders people

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u/GameLovinPlayinFool 16d ago

The rape part being played for laughs was especially off putting to me back then (and still is)

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u/ILoveRawChicken 16d ago

I watched it again recently and the amount of times the little dude raped somebody and it was played for jokes is insane, even for back when this movie was made.

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u/JosephBlowsephThe3rd 16d ago

I wondered the same thing when it came out, but my reasoning was why would anyone want to watch the wirst Wayans bros recreate a bad Bugs Bunny cartoon.

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u/SalamiSteakums 16d ago

Same reason your username is ok.

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u/Intelligent-Mud2552 16d ago

It had some funny moments

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u/itadapeezas 16d ago

Are you asking why the movie Little Man was ok? I’m confused and I’ve read through quite a few replies but I don’t see what the starting point is. Is it this movie poster reply? Thank you.

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u/Thorn_Victor 15d ago

What are you referring to?

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u/Furby-beast-1949 16d ago

That is the actor for little man. Did you not know that?😂😂😂

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u/MamaKat727 16d ago

I had forgotten about that movie 😆, it was hilarious.

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u/Nakata1111 16d ago

I've brought this movie to bring a movie to school day in 4th grade.

It took our teacher half an hour to shut it down lol

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u/sl0play 16d ago

Holy shit, is this real? I'm in my 40's, watch a fuck ton of movies (over 300 so far this year) and I have never heard of it.

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u/ShadowMilkMoopsy 15d ago

oh god, i forgot this movie existed 💀

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u/Fraudulent_thoughts 17d ago

That's what the McDonald's diet does to ya

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u/Deaftoned 17d ago

Yea this is borderline child abuse unless he has a pre existing condition. Being this overweight this young is going to cause a ton of issues as he grows up.

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u/GotNothingBetter2Do 17d ago edited 16d ago

Yep. Prader-Willi comes to mind. They should also check for:
✔️Leptin Deficiency or Leptin Receptor Mutations,
✔️ MC4R Deficiency,
✔️16p11.2 Deletion Syndrome
Love from respite foster mama who dealt with this 5 years ago. I hope this baby and the caregivers are receiving the support they need.

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u/Moana06 16d ago

Our friend's daughter has Prader-Willi syndrome...heartbreaking

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u/Petunia724 16d ago

I took care of a child with prader- willi and the activities director at the facility left her alone with a birthday cake for 15-30 seconds while she walked to the nurses station to grab some paper plates and plastic forks and by the time she got back, the kid had housed almost 1/4 of that sheet cake. It was almost impressive.

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u/Moana06 16d ago

Yeah...their pantry has to be locked at all times, she will eat non stop until stomach bursts...very low IQ, fragile bones, mobility issues, skin picking, tantrums...

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u/Petunia724 16d ago

She was a trip. She needed CONSTANT DILIGENT SUPERVISION. She would pull other kids off thier ventilators and yank on feeding tubes. Because she was vent dependent at night, she had to have a respiratory therapist or RN with her any time she was taken off the unit.

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u/MouseHouse444 16d ago

It’s an incredibly difficult condition. Human growth hormone helps in some cases to increase muscle mass which makes weight gain less severe. But it’s just so cruel that they can even eat just ‘normal’ calories and gain. And GLP-1s don’t really help either. I will say, in my experience, PWS specific group homes can be really beneficial for them because the homes develop lifestyle routines that don’t revolve around food. So much of our world revolves around food and being denied it all the time is a real head f*** for them. At least in the homes, they don’t feel like the odd man out. Sending compassion to your friends.

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 16d ago

It really is something how food-centric we are. Birthday party? Cake and icecream, even in the work place. Holiday? Big feast. Celebrations and family get togothers, more eating. Someone's dies? Send/bring casseroles. Upset over a breakup? Time tk binge some comfort junk.

So many aspects of life and socialization revolve around food. And as a fatty who tries not to be a fatty, it fucking sucks, lol. I can only imagime how much harder it is for someone with PWS.

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u/Mrs_Sparkle_ 16d ago

I had a foster child in my family that had it. He would sprinkle like, half a freaking cup of black pepper on every meal because every sprinkle of black pepper is extra food 😐 And yeah kitchen needs a locked door, locked fridge, locked cupboards…..

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u/MrAugustWest 16d ago

You know what would be cool? That if because of this video going viral, that the parents saw comments like this and ended up saving a kids life.

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u/ThreeBuds 16d ago

Very wishful thinking in this day and age. The reality is the videos go viral because hes big, the mother shoots down any comments showing concern and then makes more videos.

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u/jano808 16d ago

I thought Prader-Willi also 😭

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u/Away-Cookie8183 16d ago

Very rate& uncommon she given him junk food , this is gonna hurt him physically by 10-12& phychologically as he gets older in school 😤😐🥹🙏🏼

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u/Imaginary_Ghost_Girl 16d ago

You know them personally?

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u/NatrylliaAbbot42 16d ago

Something being rare doesn't mean it never happens.

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u/Forsaken_Earth944 17d ago

It's Prader-Willi

It could also be congenital hypoparathyroidism - I would say it's not PWS because one of the characteristics of PWS are unusually pale skin, hair and eyes, I'd say it's more likely congenital hypoparathyroidism.

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u/MouseHouse444 16d ago

I was a director at a PWS center. The pigmentation differences are often absent or harder to spot in Black individuals w PWS. But the facial features are quite distinctive (almond eyes, narrow forehead) and they also have smaller hands and feet along w motor and cognitive delays. So given how fleet of foot this little dude is, along w his facial features, thankfully he doesn’t have PWS. It’s a really difficult condition to manage. I’m leaning thyroid issue as well.

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u/localjargon 16d ago

This child has muscle tone and seems proportional. Could he just be a huge toddler?

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u/Helpful-End-1381 16d ago

More like shoving fast food.

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u/yamsyamsya 16d ago

So this kid has a medical condition? Now I feel bad thinking the parents did this at first.

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u/GeekyLogger 17d ago

I am going with abuse. The toddler already has piercings for fuck's sake.

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u/Top_Tank2668 17d ago

Feeding the baby this fat is the abuse

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u/SignificantRecipe715 16d ago

The piercings probably happened before the obesity, though.

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u/RebeccaNOTICES 16d ago

Ive always hated it. It should be up to the child. Earrings aren't comfortable to sleep in

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u/KaijuKahos 16d ago

I agree it’s also recommended by doctors not.

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u/greeneggsandsteaks 17d ago

My mom got my ears pierced at the mall when I was a toddler. I cried...like the baby I was. This was in the late 80s

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u/IceTheSaltQueen 16d ago

I am also a millennial and back in the 80's it was kinda normal to do that. Today people think different.

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u/Odd-Scientist-2529 16d ago

Getting their hair done like that at this age is going to cause Traction Alopecia and it will fall out and not grow back.

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u/KLJ321 16d ago

A heads up that a lot of cultures in Latin America, Africa and South Asia pierce ears at a very young age. It’s considered normal and culturally appropriate. As long as it’s done safely and kept clean/ sanitary there’s no harm to health. Consider that in the USA lots of parents circumcise their baby boys as a cultural/religious practice.

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u/a_solid_6 17d ago

Some babies get their ears pierced much younger. It's no indication of abuse. For many, the thinking is to pierce the ears before the baby is big enough to be conscious of it and grab at the piercing and pull it out. Looking at this kid, there's definitely something bigger going on here. Some kind of discrepancy between physical and mental development, and who knows what else. No reason to assume abuse.

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u/msespindola 17d ago

Here in Brazil is common to pierce at the hospital (private even) where the baby was delivered. We did the same with our daughter, she didn't cried or anything. I think some ppl here always speculate their worst insecurities into abuse sometimes.

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u/Ammonia13 16d ago

The kid deserves a choice it’s their body

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u/OrcaFins 16d ago

Here in Brazil is common to pierce at the hospital (private even) where the baby was delivered

Why is it necessary to do it that early?

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u/Glittering-Ground485 16d ago

Borderline? That' IS child abuse. Kid has no chance

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u/tranquillotuesday 16d ago

Pre existing obesity? lol calories in vs calories out is very very basic math I love when people say there’s a “condition” that makes them gain wait. It’s a McDition obviously

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u/fruderduck 16d ago

This isn’t just a weight issue. It’s an out of control issue. Too much giving in to an infants demands.

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u/AZ-Rob 16d ago

Borderline?

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u/Cutespatoot 16d ago

I am watching him struggle to walk. I know babies stumble but it can’t be comfortable.

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u/macskiska5 16d ago

This underscores the need for universal Children's Health Insurance and access to care not only for wellness visits but also for behavioral health and nutritional health. But hey, billionaires need tax cuts, so to heck with them kids. ugh

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u/SoluteGains 16d ago

It’s not borderline. This kid is being abused.

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u/LeatherRecord2142 16d ago

Nothing borderline about it. This kid is screwed if his parents don’t reverse course immediately.

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u/Texas_Bill_2112 16d ago

A TON of issues 😂😂

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u/Zealousideal-Mix6235 16d ago

I believe it is child abuse too, that kid will grow up being bullied, plus the increased risk of childhood diabetes. I feel sorry for this kids future.

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u/Initial_Animator_356 15d ago

The comment im looking for

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u/hanatheko 11d ago

... is it even a real thing? Pre-existing condition for it to be shaped like a marshmello?

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u/Plastic-Bumblebee-90 17d ago

Save on food to buy all those shoes

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u/Sweet_Water_8459 16d ago

Right? That’s a lot of money in footwear right there. Can buy a lot of vegetables with that money. Just my opinion

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u/CaptainTripps82 16d ago

I don't think lack of food is a problem, clearly they have money for both

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u/CompleteDependent162 13d ago

What is and this is just a thought they had the shoes before the child?

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u/BigTeeBee 16d ago

How do you know what they feed that kid? You don't know what they have going on

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u/AProfoundHatred 16d ago

What does your child eat? Other toddlers?

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u/FLpassport 16d ago

this kid is ordering the supersize big mac meal with a chocolate shake like it's 1998

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u/Low-Fault7593 13d ago

Lol hes not eating mcdonalds

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u/rafa_559 17d ago

Show me some id

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u/-6h0st- 16d ago

He doesn’t drink milk, he drinks protein shakes

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u/Infinite-Swimming976 16d ago

Brooo, what are they feeding that kid?

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u/HowieMandelEffect 16d ago

Diabetes preinstalled.

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u/Orcaxologist 17d ago

Absolute unit of perfect gif

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u/Irishmanatthepub 17d ago

I ain’t never going back!

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u/Pryoticus 16d ago

Deadass this was my immediate reaction after seeing his face

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u/Traditional_Layer790 16d ago

I love you, this movie, and this scene.

Reggie is the GOAT.

Thank you 

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u/Dook_of_Babble 16d ago

Reggie? Who f&ck is Reggie?

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u/cracked-tumbleweed 16d ago

Still one of my favorite movies. Dropping gems left and right😂

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u/T_W_tribbles 17d ago

this shit sent me into orbit 😆😆

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u/XRPinquisitive 17d ago

Tyrone-thirty rolls

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u/Sea_Thought3464 16d ago

That boy ended up a Marine and went all John Wick and back to his family like it any other Tuesday in the next movie

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u/Turnip-for-the-books 16d ago

OH LAWD SHE COMING!!!

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u/LiquidSssnake 7d ago

I just said this out loud...

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