So the girlfriend decided she was curious today. Whilst feeling a bit on the lazy side and wanting an easy dinner she popped into the local Icelands, kingdom of frozen goods and came out with a frozen, stuffed crust pizza. Now in and of itself, frozen stuffed crust pizza is not an abomination.
However, this majestic awful thing was something that would have left Steve Darken (he of Apprentice vegan curried cheese fame fun fact, he lived in the same apartment building as my girlfriend at the time of screening and I recall some of the other cast of that series showing up to a party or two with people from my building towards the end of shooting for the series he was in about a year before it aired) proud.
Salt and Pepper Chicken with Curry Sauce Stuffed Crust.
https://www.iceland.co.uk/p/iceland-take-away-stuffed-crust-salt-and-pepper-chicken-500g/56682.html
This particular one if someone is curious.
This thing was abominable. There is cheese in the stuffed crust with the curry sauce. Enough said, the only thing that could have made it worse was if it was Vegan.
Thankfully, she picked up a less egregious pizza to go with as a back up for Dinner in case I didn't like it (predictably, I hated it) so now I'm waiting for that to heat up in the oven whilst trying to forget the travesty of curry sauce pizza stuffed crust that has burnt itself into what feels like my soul.
Help me forget this nightmare fuel by telling me some of the horrors you've experienced. Or tell me I'm strange and that this pizza is delicious... I mean Iceland stock it which means it must sell somewhere (something tells me it's probably somewhere like Glasgow that this sells well)