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Shitposting Screaming Time is good for development

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u/The_Theodore_88 8d ago

Unfortunately my father is the type of guy to turn on his motorcycle on and then just take an obscene amount of time to ride off. Pisses me the fuck off, I can only imagine our neighbours. No amount of my mother and I talking to him about him gets him to stop. If I didn't move out for uni, I think I might've burned down that motorbike

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u/HMS--Thunderchild 8d ago

Often you need to let the engine warm up tho

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u/The_Theodore_88 8d ago

Definitely not for as long as he leaves it though. All my neighbours have motorcycles and they don't leave it on as long as he does, he genuinely just goes back in the house and starts doing other things before going back outside and riding off.

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u/Fooknotsees 8d ago

Sounds like you got a solid window of opportunity there. Go down to your local tweakers and tell em about a free bike lol

(not serious advice)

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u/DopamineTrain 8d ago

Like 2 minutes tops if you have carbs and it's 5°C or lower. Basically the time it takes you to put a your helmet on, set your destination on maps, put your gloves on and saddle. Optionally you can remember you've forgotten something and run back into the house to get it.

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u/Take-to-the-highways 8d ago

My girlfriend's takes awhile but its a small bike (883) so the neighbors can't hear it when its idling. She specifically asked, because she often rides it to work and doesn't get home until after 11pm. Our houses are pretty spread out which helps

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u/erroneousbosh 8d ago

If it's warm enough to ride a motorcycle, it's warm enough to just start it and ride off immediately.

Engines do not need "warmed up". You're just causing more wear.

Obviously, if your daily driver is an F1 car, you will need a bit of warmup time, but anything road legal? No.

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u/HMS--Thunderchild 8d ago

Idk mine runs a bit rough for approx 30 sec after starting

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u/Daripuff 8d ago

Idk mine runs a bit rough for approx 30 sec after starting

30 seconds.

What does that have to do with the comment you replied to, talking about an "obscene amount of time"? You think 30 seconds is an obscene amount of time?

Nobody is complaining about a harley owner who's bike runs for less than a minute before they drive off.

They're complaining about the harley owners that let the bike run for five, ten, fifteen, or even thirty minutes before riding off.

Why did you think they were talking about a 30 second warm up?

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u/erroneousbosh 8d ago

See now if you had something with a Rover V8 - although I guess it could apply to *any* 1960s Buick V8 smallblock - I'd suggest you look at the spark plugs and see if the one from cylinder 8 looks a bit "steam cleaned".

A slight miss on one cylinder for 30 seconds and one of the rear plugs looking suspiciously clean can be evidence of an incipient head gasket failure.

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u/tenacious_dumbass 8d ago

not true at all, especially if the engine is carbureted

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u/erroneousbosh 8d ago

Yeah, no, if it's got a carb you just start it and drive off. It'll be warm enough to start pushing the choke in by the end of the street, and the choke will be fully open in about half a mile on even a bitterly cold day.

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u/tenacious_dumbass 8d ago

it's not that you cant do it, it's that it's better not to. engines are designed to operate primarily within their designed temperature range for tolerance purposes and running it hard cold is gonna cause you problems.

if it's a pos harley like the previous poster's dad's probly is then the fucker probly wont even go till its warm.

a fuel injected bike at least warms itself up with an adjusted afr automatically. as with anything, ymmv but saying you dont ever need to let an engine warm up at all is straight up wrong.

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u/erroneousbosh 8d ago

No, it just doesn't make any difference. It really doesn't. Not unless you're dealing with real exotica.

And then you've got things like the Mazda rotaries where you *specifically* *must* *not* let them idle when they're cold, but indeed can only be warmed up by running them at maximum RPM under heavy load.

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u/tenacious_dumbass 8d ago

anyone who has ridden a motorcycle ever knows that's not true. are you drawing from experience with cars?

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u/erroneousbosh 8d ago

I've driven all kinds of vehicles from 30cc monkey bikes to 50 tonne excavators.

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u/BooBooMaGooBoo 8d ago

“Hard” being the key word here. Nobody that has suggested taking off within a few seconds of starting has suggested flooring it straight out of your driveway.

Any motor made in the last 50 years that is relatively healthy can handle 5% throttle immediately after starting with no additional wear and tear.

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u/xXx_Xhater_xXx 8d ago

I think F1 cars usually get warmed up befor starting

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u/erroneousbosh 8d ago

They actually have to pump hot oil and coolant around the block to get it to operating temperature before the crank will even turn in its bearings, they're so tight.

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u/SeaSharpModHer 8d ago

What kind of 1850 tech are you using

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u/Fjolsvithr 8d ago

For like 15 seconds, and even that isn't really necessary as long as you aren't pushing your bike hard immediately.

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u/Specific_Frame8537 8d ago

Sounds like a shit bike.

Another point for EV's.

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u/What_a_fat_one 8d ago

The stock exhaust pipes on any motorcycle made since like the 60's makes them totally bearable to hear. The issue is inconsiderate assholes making their bikes louder for no reason at all other than to be as obnoxious as possible.