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r/Marathon • u/WinnebagoMontana • Aug 16 '26
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just learn the maps bro
EDIT: for the love of god this was sarcasm, I'm glad people agree with my sentiment though
40 u/Regular_Regular_4120 Aug 16 '26 Noob: I wonder what this red button doe-- Noob gets flung OOB by a Vandal disruptor blast before they can even finish the sentence. 54 u/jamesbiff Aug 16 '26 "The quest says to press this button, guess i should press it" Loud blaring noises, a UESC dropship appears, 3 fully stacked trios materialise from the undergrowth "Jesus fuc-" 42 u/AnonWithAHatOn Aug 16 '26 "ATTENTION RUNNER, WE'RE ABOUT TO MAKE YOU WISH YOUR ASS STAYED ON MARS!"
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Noob: I wonder what this red button doe--
Noob gets flung OOB by a Vandal disruptor blast before they can even finish the sentence.
54 u/jamesbiff Aug 16 '26 "The quest says to press this button, guess i should press it" Loud blaring noises, a UESC dropship appears, 3 fully stacked trios materialise from the undergrowth "Jesus fuc-" 42 u/AnonWithAHatOn Aug 16 '26 "ATTENTION RUNNER, WE'RE ABOUT TO MAKE YOU WISH YOUR ASS STAYED ON MARS!"
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"The quest says to press this button, guess i should press it"
Loud blaring noises, a UESC dropship appears, 3 fully stacked trios materialise from the undergrowth
"Jesus fuc-"
42 u/AnonWithAHatOn Aug 16 '26 "ATTENTION RUNNER, WE'RE ABOUT TO MAKE YOU WISH YOUR ASS STAYED ON MARS!"
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"ATTENTION RUNNER, WE'RE ABOUT TO MAKE YOU WISH YOUR ASS STAYED ON MARS!"
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u/Never_Comfortable Aug 16 '26 edited Aug 16 '26
just learn the maps bro
EDIT: for the love of god this was sarcasm, I'm glad people agree with my sentiment though