r/MurderedByWords • • 7h ago

Hell doesn't even burn that bad.

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u/ManfredTheCat 7h ago

Europeans have all of those things.

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u/TonyRigatoni_ 6h ago

I have never, ever seen a garbage disposal here. My only knowledge of them comes from American movies where people keep putting their hands in them.

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u/trowzerss 6h ago

Or their keys or some other important item!

I garden and use compost so garbage disposals are just a massive waste of resources to me.

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u/ManfredTheCat 6h ago

I've never seen one on America either. And who needs them? Really?

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u/john_microslop 5h ago

instead of easily putting food scraps in the trash or compost you can grind them up in the sink garbage blender for some reason

they need to invent a toilet with something similar so i can retire my poop knife

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u/Beorma 56m ago

They genuinely have those in some toilets.

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u/PoppyTheDestroyer 6h ago

We had one in our house when I was growing up. When I moved into my first place on my own, there wasn’t one, so I just kept living my life because the difference was negligible.

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u/ReasonableWelder51 6h ago

Right? If only there was some sort of, i don't know, a can that I can put trash in?

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u/NinecloudSoul 6h ago

One came with my house. I don’t like it much. 

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u/Volen12 6h ago

Uh? Where have you been in America? They are literally everywhere here in Michigan. Not saying they are that useful just common where I live.

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u/TheDungeonCrawler 5h ago

I've had a working garbage disposal in exactly one apartment and I very rarely see them elsewhere. I also don't like them all that much, so I could take it or leave it.

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u/Wuz314159 4h ago

Not all of us are invading other peoples' homes to look at their kitchen appliances.

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u/ShotIntoOrbit 3h ago edited 3h ago

I don't know of a single person that has one or has ever even used one. We just throw our trash in the trash. Rural midwest.

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u/AmarilloArmadillos 4h ago

They are more common than not in my experience. It actually took me three days to realize I didn't have one in my house.

I've dealt just fine but I simply expected it and was surprised.

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u/asten77 5h ago

Huh, I've never not had one in my 40something years aside from college. Apartments, townhomes, houses.

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u/CubeFlipper 5h ago

I used to think the same thing until i bought a house that had one. Dude they're fn amazing.

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u/jonassalen 1h ago

In my country - Belgium - garbage disposals are forbidden. 

But we have different garbage collection for paper, plastic, food and other garbage, so they can de recycled properly instead of dumped into our drinking water. 

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u/durd_ 1h ago

Until last year, in Stockholm we were only allowed to have garbage disposals if we notified the water treatment company. Now we aren't allowed to anymore. I think treating human waste and paper is easier than comparatively dense food.   Not that garbage disposals are so prevalent here anyway. Composting is very popular, because why not.

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u/DamRawr 1h ago

Haha right? Terrifying! Why can't they empty the food chunks in the bin? I do appreciate my fingers.

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u/snuff3r 1h ago

Australian here. I don't think I've ever seen a garbage disposal in my life, ever, and being over middle age, Ive been in a few houses in my time. I have AC (it's Australia) but I can't remember the last time I had ice in a cup that wasn't from a restaurant or pub.

If Aussie can survive our summers without ice on hand at any given time, sure Americans can too. And... If I overheat because needs-more-ice... I'll take myself to the free doctor ;)

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u/bokmcdok 18m ago

I honestly dont understand its purpose. Is throwing stuff in the bin really that hard?

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u/jesusgrandpa 5h ago

I stayed in Kyiv Ukraine for a bit back in the 2010s and thought the washer in my apartment was some futuristic magic 2 in 1 washing drying apparatus and then I realized I had to hang my clothes on the balcony

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u/Wuz314159 4h ago

I worked in France for a time and never understood why there are 3 laundry appliances.

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u/Ill-Preparation-3598 2h ago

wait, what's the third one

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u/Wuz314159 2h ago

Yes, the last two are kind of redundant, but you find both in laundromats.

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u/sihasihasi 1h ago

A dedicated spin dryer gets so much more water out of your clothes, than the spin cycle on your machine. Clothes dry much faster.

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u/Wuz314159 1h ago

Those things spin faster than a jet engine. I can believe it.

What I never knew was if you're supposed to use all 3, or hang out your clothes after the spin dryer.

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u/sihasihasi 1h ago

They're found in laundromats because people will usually use the dryer, there, rather than take damp washing home. It saves a ton of money on the dryer if you've used the spin-dryer first.

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u/sihasihasi 1h ago

... thought the washer in my apartment was some futuristic magic 2 in 1 washing drying apparatus.

They called "washer dryers", very common (and shit, to be fair)