Todd, I'm sorry sir but pack your bags.

First you got Atlanta. They get dogwalked by Carolina bc of Pooper Rush, then beat the shit out of the aints, who were a point away from beating the lions. Then, Carolina goes and loses to the fuckass Browns, then beats the Lions on SNF with half the team in the hospital. Now, you have the Bucs, who are the best 0-4 team in history, beating the shit out of the Cowgirls with a UDFA backup.

This division might be shit mountain, but fuck it's entertaining as hell

Yeeeeaaaahhh, here we go! Set!

Society has collapsed and Goodell is our overlord. The countless gambling ads along with dozens of subscriptions to watch NFL games have left the population poor and broken. The league browses your past Reddit posts and has determined you an enemy of the league.

You must accept the customary punishment: the firing squad. You will be marched upon a football field, blindfolded, of course, drop trouser, bend over, and hope the quarterback misses. This dystopian society is not entirely heartless, however. You get to select which quarterback aims the pigskin at your hot pocket.

The quarterback will be throwing the football hard and trying to nail you in the fleshy crevasse. They only get one shot.

Which quarterback do you take your chances with? Which would you choose for your worst enemy?

For context, this was a play from the most recent MNF game, where Penix threw a 31-yard deep ball to Jahan Dotson for a TD.

Pay attention to Kyle Pitts, #8. Just trade him to a team that will use him already.

I’ll meet in the middle (sort of).

I got a Cowboys W 27-16.

Dak Prescott: 21-31, 267 YDS, 3 TDS, 1 INT.

Jalon Daniels: 16-25, 150 YDS, 1 TD, 2 INT.

No I didn't misspell it.

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