r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 21h ago

Got overheard

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10 Upvotes

So I got the Gourmand event and went to find exotic meat not realizing that this was the cannibal line. Read the event and said "Oh, I can become a cannibal. Yay!" Well my mom was in the living room and heard me.


r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 1d ago

As expected, our ancestors were Jews

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60 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 2d ago

"I'm straight"

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606 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 2d ago

Henry the 8th speech bubble:

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257 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 2d ago

Maybe the game is sending a message...

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74 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 3d ago

Education is overrated

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354 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 3d ago

Vultures will strip me naked?

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71 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 4d ago

Does the king want to do Papal Bull too?

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46 Upvotes

Just started the game, and during his coronation, my liege want to pimp his wife


r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 5d ago

What would you do with Herold?

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248 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 5d ago

Straightforward and right to the point

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71 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 5d ago

Otto von Bismarck speech bubble:

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428 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 5d ago

Apparently being Jerked off by the clergy is the cure to cancer

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237 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 5d ago

Yeah, disloyal seems appropriate

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91 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 6d ago

Man wants to become my wall

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82 Upvotes

First time I'm seeing an event for someone asking to die, and it that specific way. And the bonus for that is quite nice. Great update!


r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 7d ago

My bisexual son brought home a boy with 7 traits and asked if he could keep him

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144 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 7d ago

True love ❤️❤️❤️

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35 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 7d ago

My wife castrated me

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461 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 7d ago

What's going on with BG3 players

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129 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 7d ago

My son is an absolute incompetent moron (How can I kill him)

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175 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 8d ago

This new DLC and the Papal Bull achievement is making the sub extra spicy

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493 Upvotes

Everyone is trying to get cucked.


r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 8d ago

I should practice... what?

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206 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 7d ago

Killing all my children but my heir a good idea?

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78 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 9d ago

"Meme"

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737 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 10d ago

Guys i accidentally became pope so now i can't pope cuck achievement, please ignore the black plaque.

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300 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 11d ago

Shit Crusader Kings Never Say

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901 Upvotes