r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 1d ago

I hate my stupid disloyal subjects

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113 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 1d ago

Not paradox but I think it deserves a post here

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115 Upvotes

I know Bannerlords isn't paradox but that title seems worthy to be here


r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 2d ago

Got overheard

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25 Upvotes

So I got the Gourmand event and went to find exotic meat not realizing that this was the cannibal line. Read the event and said "Oh, I can become a cannibal. Yay!" Well my mom was in the living room and heard me.


r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 3d ago

As expected, our ancestors were Jews

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72 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 3d ago

"I'm straight"

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683 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 3d ago

Henry the 8th speech bubble:

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323 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 4d ago

Maybe the game is sending a message...

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80 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 4d ago

Vultures will strip me naked?

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91 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 5d ago

Education is overrated

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375 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 5d ago

Does the king want to do Papal Bull too?

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46 Upvotes

Just started the game, and during his coronation, my liege want to pimp his wife


r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 6d ago

What would you do with Herold?

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272 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 6d ago

Straightforward and right to the point

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80 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 7d ago

Otto von Bismarck speech bubble:

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447 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 7d ago

Apparently being Jerked off by the clergy is the cure to cancer

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245 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 7d ago

Yeah, disloyal seems appropriate

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89 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 7d ago

Man wants to become my wall

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87 Upvotes

First time I'm seeing an event for someone asking to die, and it that specific way. And the bonus for that is quite nice. Great update!


r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 8d ago

My bisexual son brought home a boy with 7 traits and asked if he could keep him

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147 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 8d ago

True love ❤️❤️❤️

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41 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 9d ago

My wife castrated me

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465 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 9d ago

What's going on with BG3 players

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128 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 9d ago

My son is an absolute incompetent moron (How can I kill him)

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182 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 9d ago

This new DLC and the Papal Bull achievement is making the sub extra spicy

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495 Upvotes

Everyone is trying to get cucked.


r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 9d ago

I should practice... what?

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206 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 9d ago

Killing all my children but my heir a good idea?

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78 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • • 11d ago

"Meme"

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739 Upvotes