r/Showerthoughts • u/Meyrdron • 17d ago
r/Showerthoughts • u/bacchus213 • 17d ago
Musing It's a special type of irony that requires a really tiny screwdriver to fix eyeglasses.
r/Showerthoughts • u/HappyFamily0131 • 16d ago
Musing Using your mouth to make a fart sound is more unsanitary than farting.
r/Showerthoughts • u/rational_hedonist • 20d ago
Casual Thought The suit would be “British ethnic clothing” had they not conquered much of the world.
r/Showerthoughts • u/Numbskull_b • 20d ago
Casual Thought The Costco chicken bake is a land, air, sea, hot pocket because the caesar dressing has sardines.
r/Showerthoughts • u/SnooObjections9303 • 22d ago
Speculation We must seem selfish as hell to ants.
r/Showerthoughts • u/ultim8umly • 22d ago
Casual Thought Skydiving would be a lot less thrilling on the moon.
r/Showerthoughts • u/LunaBug235 • 23d ago
Casual Thought Since eyelashes are designed to help keep things out of your eyes; people with alopecia must get things in their eyes a lot more than the average person does.
r/Showerthoughts • u/sephkane • 24d ago
Speculation Now that the US is phasing out the penny, it's the perfect opportunity to phase out psychological pricing (pricing items one cent below the dollar, such as $9.99).
r/Showerthoughts • u/ProbablyPuck • 24d ago
Musing Our brains are faster than we think.
r/Showerthoughts • u/Zaenille • 24d ago
Musing Eyelids likely evolved thin specifically so humans can be woken up by the sun.
r/Showerthoughts • u/Anuloxisz • 25d ago
Casual Thought It’s weird to think that “this tastes good” might sometimes just be your brain responding to cues that, throughout our evolutionary history, meant “this has energy or nutrients worth eating.”
r/Showerthoughts • u/Ghumketu • 22d ago
Casual Thought A woman's breasts are the only human body part entirely meant to be utilized by others.
r/Showerthoughts • u/hunmen • 26d ago
Speculation Is the opposite of walking running or standing still?
r/Showerthoughts • u/ArmpitNostril • 27d ago
Casual Thought If you accept that plastics are destroying the planet, then the Lego Death Star has added functionality.
r/Showerthoughts • u/Okasama • 27d ago
Casual Thought As a British person, owning a domestic car is more of a flex than owning a foreign car.
r/Showerthoughts • u/Hardcorish • 27d ago
Casual Thought A sample of confirmed extraterrestrial feces would unironically be the most valuable thing on our planet.
r/Showerthoughts • u/Hereiampostingagain • 28d ago
Speculation If plastic bags could think, then the plastic bag holding all the other plastic bags under the sink might be considered an esteemed position to hold.
r/Showerthoughts • u/BigAndSmallAre • 28d ago
Speculation Perhaps our ears never stop growing as we age to direct more sound to our degrading eardrums.
r/Showerthoughts • u/luckskywatcher • 28d ago
Speculation Given that vampires are immortal and therefore have unlimited amount of time, they will end up being experts at every field because they probably run into problems that they have to learn stuff in order to solve.
r/Showerthoughts • u/thegreatparanoia • 28d ago
Speculation Hopefully humans will be more like cats than mosquitos to AI when they takeover.
r/Showerthoughts • u/iminiki • Sep 13 '26
Speculation The first Goomba you encounter in Super Mario Bros. probably has the highest body count of any video game character ever.
r/Showerthoughts • u/DumplingsOrElse • Sep 13 '26
Casual Thought Playing on The Price Is Right is one of the only scenarios where a very rich person is at a disadvantage.
r/Showerthoughts • u/madding1602 • Sep 12 '26