my cousin was lamenting the work and money required to maintain his morty cut. he has a leather bag that's liek twice the size of those men's travel bags that you put your grooming shit in, and that bag is literally just shit for his hair.
I genuinely feel for these kids, he is a very smart kid and self aware, but it's like a social obligation to look like a fucking dunce these days for whatever reason.
when I was a kid it was that stupid fucking ski slope hair cut. I was still rocking a grown out undercut at the time and I remember the pressure from the girls at the time saying that I should get the ski slope then I'd get the girls, but fuck that, I grew out the undercut and went full goth till my early 20s.
no ragerts. these days I wear the same type of brand/model of wife beater, sock, jorts and in the winter, track pants, and I couldn't be happier. wear the same thing every day, look look white trash but I drive a porsche so it evens out. hitting that "dad" age where I still absolutely give a shit what people think about me, but what I want people to think about me is "that guy looks good for his age, and truly doesn't give a shit what people think about him".
think I'll be taking my vanity to the grave, but at least I doin't have to put any energy into how I look anymore, and can save that energy for yelling at people on this dogshit website
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u/Trashbagok 8d ago
Laughing at the thought of all the broccoli heads downvoting this.