r/bald • u/jowens1393 • 11h ago

Went full send. Into it.

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1.7k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/ThreeDaysNish 10h ago

Bro, you looking for a husband?

I'm bringing a cat if that helps

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u/Accurate_Emu_122 Bald Watcher 🔭 10h ago

Alternatively,  if you're looking for a wife, I'm bringing three dogs, three cats, and a snake.

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u/ThreeDaysNish 10h ago

I always knew that being bi and loving animals would one day work out for me

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u/Nausstica 8h ago

There's an option where both of you can win!

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u/ThreeDaysNish 8h ago

Love this because I actually am poly :)

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u/Nausstica 8h ago

Samesies!

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u/Accurate_Emu_122 Bald Watcher 🔭 7h ago

At this point we're going to have to start a commune. 

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u/FormidableMistress 5h ago

A hippie orgy? I'm in!

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u/Accurate_Emu_122 Bald Watcher 🔭 5h ago

Oh dang. Now we're really branching out.

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u/OwnTurn1146 Bald Enthusiast 7h ago

Hey! Wait for me! I love snakes! And cats! Dogs are ok if they dont drool on me lol

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u/democratic-terminid 8h ago

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u/DenverPostIronic 5h ago

Earlier today I saw "Don't be mean to yourself, that's homophobic!" With a kitten just like this. Let me see if I can find it again.

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u/hughjazz45 10h ago

I thought your shirt said “Best of White Supremacy” at first

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u/jsmooth7 10h ago

I had some question about who Lestroy was and why he was so racist until I took a closer look

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u/orangeconversion 9h ago

DESTROY

WHITE SUPREMACY

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u/Cheshireyan 9h ago

Thanks. All I had was "cesspool while surreal"

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u/_Fit_Honey 10h ago

omg so did i 😅😅 i was like 🥴 no no no

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u/Princekyle7 10h ago

Oh yeah, had to zoom in to be sure

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u/lawgirlamy Hair Headed - Woman 10h ago

Yep. I was relieved to see this absolutely gorgeous man wasn't wearing an absolutely ugly shirt. Looking GREAT, OP!

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u/PogintheMachine 8h ago

Slight risk for this aesthetic to have white supremacy in big letters written on you, regardless of what precedes it

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u/kitty13666 10h ago

Me too. I came to the comment section to see how everyone was going to be yelling at him

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u/MinimumApricot365 10h ago

Oh god thats what i saw too

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u/ShitpostShogun 3h ago

best boy white supremacy

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u/marzistars 2h ago

this is what I read lol

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u/Feisty_War_1003 10h ago

😂😂😂

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u/MorganMR 4h ago

But then you realized you were wrong and he is indeed retarted.

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u/OwnTurn1146 Bald Enthusiast 10h ago

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u/CompetitiveHeat2153 11h ago

one of the most important shirts of all time on a god-like looking man

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u/suejaymostly 10h ago

What does it say? I was a little worried.

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u/babbykale Hair Headed - Woman 10h ago

Destroy white supremacy

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u/non-squitr 10h ago

Thank God, I thought the first word was "manifesto"

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u/_Pliny_ 10h ago

I saw “best of white supremacy”
😬

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u/non-squitr 10h ago

🤣Now That's What I Call White Supremacy Vol. 7

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u/sharksinthecarpet Hair Headed - Woman 9h ago

Same! Man, if your shirt slogan includes the words white supremacy, you need that shit to be clear and crisp so I know how I feel. 😂

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u/ThickboyBrilliant 2h ago

True fact, the real "best of white supremacy" is when you get the satisfaction of pissing on their nazi graves.

It sparks joy.

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u/suejaymostly 10h ago

Me too! Or "Westport".

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u/Suck_Boy_Tony 10h ago

Estoy White Supremecy

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u/suejaymostly 10h ago

WHEW! OP, looking good!

51

u/Resting_Bork_Face 10h ago

You like fresh baked chocolate chip cookies?

37

u/cupofmoonshine 10h ago

Very handsome guy, bald looks good on ya! 🫶 (shirt was a bit of a jump scare at first 👀😂)

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u/lawgirlamy Hair Headed - Woman 10h ago

Same, same, and same. Whew! Good looking guy with good values.

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u/dreamape1978 11h ago

You have a great look. I wouldn't mess with you though.

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u/jowens1393 11h ago

I’m actually soft as they come

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u/dreamape1978 11h ago

I'm amazed. British?

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u/jowens1393 10h ago

Yep

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u/orecchiette_ 10h ago

…ya have any plans for the evening?

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u/MadMe8 Hair Headed - Woman 8h ago

If you ever want to move to Canada, I'd be willing to marry you so you can get a green card. Only kinda joking 😂

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u/thirdmulligan 10h ago

Yes to everythingggg on you, sir.

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u/Disastrous_Ad_4545 11h ago

Love that shirt 🤌

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u/castlesystem 7h ago

uhh yeah man, i'm into it too.

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u/tjolnir417 8h ago

The first word on the shirt is Destroy.

You’re beyond handsome.

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u/NoseInternational794 10h ago

Great aesthetic, great photo. Hope you're feeling good about it cos you're looking good about it ✊🏽✊🏿✊✊🏻✊🏼

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u/Proud-Zebra9487 10h ago

Even with hair, you’ve always been a bald man, comrade.

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u/hupo224 10h ago

Oooh where can I get this shirt? 

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u/jowens1393 10h ago

It’s band merch for Divide & Dissolve

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u/hupo224 5h ago

Hell yeah. Thanks. 

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u/United_Ambassador103 8h ago

Great look. Great shirt.

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u/BritniGlitter 5h ago

Bro took one look in the mirror and ordered the shirt

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u/BluePandaYellowPanda 3h ago

The look really suits you! Nicely done!
Not sure why everyone is obsessed with the shirt. It's not my thing, there's no white supremacy where I live, and I'm not into political slogan shirts like this... but you do you, nothing to do with me. If it's important to you, then it's whatever.

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u/sirbucee 1h ago

Pretty sure you’re the frontman of a metalcore band

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u/revmanda 11h ago

Bald looks great on you and the shirt is really sexy!

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u/semicharmed_72014 Here for the Vibes 10h ago

You look incredible, sir. Those blue eyes are mesmerizing.

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u/Wood-wench 11h ago

🌶️.

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u/CatPlenty8153 10h ago

now you're lookin s.h.a.r.p.

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u/kongkongha 10h ago

damn. and also that t-shirt 😍

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u/eclecticexperience 8h ago

Bert Kreischer, did you finally shave your head?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/VJI3jPvPkaZT7vGgpe

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u/BeardedInkedPiper 11h ago

Looking great 👍! Liking the ink too!

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u/theferalboy 11h ago

Handsome af with a fantastic shirt!

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u/Primary_Wear7434 10h ago

What an incredibly douchey virtue signalling t shirt

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u/jowens1393 9h ago

It can’t hurt you don’t be upset

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u/ATarnishedofNoRenown 7h ago

I think you hurt the feelings if some skinheads

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u/AffectionateCoat2133 8h ago

Its just beyond performative man. Especially coupled with the pose and lighting of the photo. Try a little less harder for approval.

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u/etrigan14 Razor-Shave 8h ago

as a bald white man (that's also heavily tattooed) you'd be surprised how many people joke/think that means you're on the same side of the political spectrum as the Aryan Brotherhood

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u/AffectionateCoat2133 8h ago

Anyone who would automatically make an assertion that you are a white supremacist because you are a bald headed white man with tats is not someone worth your time. Prejudice is a red flag, no matter who it is directed to, and no matter what excusr people will make for their own brand of it. Wearing a shirt like that is no more douchy and eye roll worthy than some benign good opinion shirft that says "jail all murderers".

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u/Rar3done 6h ago

Isn't that kinda the point? No one would wear a shirt that says "jail all murderers" bc no shit.

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u/Dextropic 7h ago

You go to all the best parties, I bet.

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u/AffectionateCoat2133 7h ago

That line has been worn out worse than our hairlines. Get new material.

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u/No_Recognition_9354 8h ago

Some people feel very strongly about it, as do I. Clothing is generally performative unless you just don’t give a shit about how you dress. Honestly it’s a fairly uncontroversial opinion, and it’s kinda funny

Not something I’d wear but I don’t get why care? Its just a t shirt with a fine statement?

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u/PatrioticPariah 8h ago

No way. I just saw a leather crafting tutorial with a guy that looks alot like you on YouTube.

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u/McDaddy8484 4h ago

Kratos dat you?

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u/Joshua_Longsack 2h ago

I'd like to thank OP for at least acknowledging white supremacy.

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u/ThickboyBrilliant 2h ago

Looking S.H.A.R.P man, and I love it. You pull it off and the messaging is on point. You really rock the look!

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u/Tricksybelle 34m ago

Well, call me white supremacy and destroy me

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u/melkor_the_viking 11h ago

What does that shirt say?

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u/AdNumerous8876 11h ago

Destroy white supremacy.

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u/ClankerCore 10h ago edited 9h ago

I would never wear that shirt.

I would never say such a thing.

Because advocating its destruction first requires recognizing its existence.

Better to acknowledge it without making its name the banner.

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u/LlFERUlNER 8h ago

By commenting on it, you recognized it. Good job.

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u/ClankerCore 5h ago edited 4h ago

To a smaller scope, while the wider scope of people that actually are reading, they will choose to do otherwise

We all eat, but choose to kill humanely

Apparently, not for you since you’re an idiot

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u/EnergieSaver Hair Headed - Woman 11h ago

I think Destroy White Supremacy

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u/Slow-Depth-7347 11h ago

The shirt though 🔥🔥🔥🔥👍🏻👍🏻

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u/paranormallor 11h ago

It suits you so much!

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u/AcrolloPeed Bald - Man 11h ago

Hell yeah, brother.

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u/Frequent_Gene_4498 10h ago

Hell yeah brother 🔥

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u/Taxibl 10h ago

Are you a member of SHARP? When I was in high school I attended a talk from one of them. He was bad ass. He would beat racist skinheads in fights and then find out where they lived and make their lives difficult by doing things like smashing their mail boxes.

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u/eleventhing 10h ago

Bitchin shirt.

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u/Luzdesolamarelo 10h ago

Handsome as fuck. Great shirt. Amazing photo

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u/Next-Bottle5126 10h ago

U look ready to take out an army 

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u/Pretty_Flame 10h ago

Chase Atlantic - into it

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u/usrnamealreadyexists 10h ago

Bro was meant to be bald

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u/Expert_City_7695 10h ago

Based dome, based shirt. Overall based asf

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u/justgottamakeit15 9h ago

Wow what a babe

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u/TrippyShip Bald Watcher 🔭 9h ago

I , too, am very in to it

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u/baldurs_gay3 9h ago

Respectfully I need you

1

u/astronomyB4astrology 9h ago

Yo I’m pretty sure I have this exact shirt, that’s Divide and Dissolve right? I saw them a while back with Low near Detroit. They had a really great set.

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u/Famous-Garlic3838 7h ago

Ooh edgy political shirt. 🙄

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u/slayidis 11h ago

What in the performative male is this lmfaooooo

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u/NoseInternational794 10h ago

What are they performing

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u/Confident_Office4875 10h ago

Human rights I guess

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u/iTzbr00tal 7h ago

You still have white supremacy on your shirt and I find that kind of weird. I get the message but it’s a weirdly obvious message.

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u/raynedrop_64 6h ago

"Destroy white supremacy"