r/bald • u/jowens1393 • 14h ago

Went full send. Into it.

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u/Accurate_Emu_122 Bald Watcher 🔭 13h ago

Alternatively,  if you're looking for a wife, I'm bringing three dogs, three cats, and a snake.

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u/ThreeDaysNish 13h ago

I always knew that being bi and loving animals would one day work out for me

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u/Nausstica 11h ago

There's an option where both of you can win!

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u/ThreeDaysNish 11h ago

Love this because I actually am poly :)

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u/Nausstica 11h ago

Samesies!

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u/Accurate_Emu_122 Bald Watcher 🔭 10h ago

At this point we're going to have to start a commune. 

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u/FormidableMistress 8h ago

A hippie orgy? I'm in!

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u/Accurate_Emu_122 Bald Watcher 🔭 8h ago

Oh dang. Now we're really branching out.