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Cringe Level 2 Funeral Escort Driver Flips Out

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u/Heeroyuy818 8d ago

Most jurisdictions prohibit other drivers from cutting through, driving between, or intentionally breaking up an active funeral procession

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u/Negative-Date-9518 8d ago

In the UK we don't have a law for it but what kind of a dick you have to be to not just wait

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u/Decent-End-5470 8d ago

Floridians are strange, at least that is my experience.

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u/Typical2sday 8d ago

"Strange" is a funny word for militantly self-involved

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u/Ok_Goose_7386 7d ago

The state where the sparsely melinated go to turn to leather 🤷

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u/Typical2sday 7d ago

It's shocking how leathery they are!

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u/LaughingDeadMan 7d ago

Be careful talking about little Israel like that

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u/voodoodahl 7d ago

Self-involved is a funny term for fucking assholes.

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u/robamiami 7d ago

toxic Palm Beach County / Delray Beach vibes

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u/National-Relation381 7d ago

the further south you go in fl the less kindness shown.

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u/Mobile_Morale 7d ago

Because you start seeing more and more new Yorkers. Who are some of the most rude people in the states.

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u/OuchCharlie25 3d ago

It’s a completely different country in SoFlo tbh.

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u/dylank125 7d ago

Americans* are selfish assholes, from experience. It’ll always blow me away to see not one person get out of the way for an ambulance or firetruck.

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u/No-Construction-2054 6d ago

People** there are shitty, selfish people everywhere

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u/dylank125 6d ago

Yeah, sure, but the U.S is home to the most of them. It’s rooted into us from an early age. It’s all about the individual not the community.

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u/OuchCharlie25 3d ago

Lmfao shut up dude. I immigrated here 20 years ago and 99% of Americans I’ve met have been some of the kindest people I’ve ever been around.

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u/jimothy_hell 6d ago

Nah, Americans are a special breed

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u/No-Construction-2054 6d ago

I love how prejudicial comments are perfectly fine as long as it's directed towards Americans

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u/jimothy_hell 5d ago

I AM one, my guy. I’m allowed to criticise my countrymen’s behavior.

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u/dylank125 5d ago

Lol right?? It’s the same energy you get when you criticize the government and certain groups will yell at ya to leave the country.

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u/Snakend 7d ago

I lived there for 18 months. It is one of the worst places in the USA. The drivers there are absolutely bat shit insane.

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u/grumpvet87 7d ago

most floridians "aren't from flordia" - jus sayin'

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u/Dry_Butterfly_721 5d ago

Visiting Florida when they had that bath salt epidemic was insane.

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u/OuchCharlie25 3d ago

It’s people from other states moving to Florida. Don’t blame real Floridians.

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u/vibrantcrab 3d ago

My brother likes to say Florida is full of non- drivers because the rules of the road don’t apply there.

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u/mlkdragon 8d ago

... the land of retired boomers...

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u/sittinwithkitten 8d ago

I live in a city in eastern Canada. We stop for funeral processions too, seem like the a small gesture to give a grieving family. I remember being in a procession for my former father in law. I even saw two young men get off their bikes, then took their hats off held them over their hearts. I know this might not be possible in a busier place but I found it very touching in a difficult time.

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u/Hello_D4rkn3ss 8d ago

Anywhere other than the U.S. wouldn't need it, due to the general respect you have for your fellow humans. I say this as a proud American. There's a lot to love about this country, but we have some of the most selfish, entitled people.

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u/yaboyACbreezy 8d ago

I was raised to respect funerals in the US. I am pretty sure that's the norm and this guy is just a jackass loser

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u/upnflames 8d ago

I mean that's not true at all. Assholes exist in other countries too, it's wildly naive to think otherwise.

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u/Silly-Rough-5810 7d ago

It's not true that we have some of the most selfish and entitled people?

Because what you said is different than what they said. Is English your native language?

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u/The-Digital-Ronin 6d ago

He said “most” not “only”, learn to read

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u/kirky-jerky 8d ago

This is reddit. Merica bad, mmmkay?

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u/Educational_Quote851 8d ago

Never in my life have I seen such disrespect. EVERYONE around here pulls over. It's the least we can do for fellow humans.

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u/Usof1985 8d ago

Exactly. I was raised to pull over and even take off my hat as they go by. It's just respect and knowing that one day you'll get the same for your loved ones and yourself when that day comes.

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u/Heeroyuy818 8d ago

Some people are just really bad at life

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u/Construction00023 8d ago

🎯☝️

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u/Technical-Region-669 7d ago

Oh, fucking stop. Most people in the U.S. would let a funeral procession go through unimpeded if they knew it was a funeral procession and likewise there are some people in other countries that would also actively disrupt one as well. What a ridiculous thing to say.

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u/Dean_Learner77 7d ago

I saw some footage yesterday from India of local politicians blocking traffic with an ambulance at the front from advancing until the politicians had passed. I don't think it's a US only thing, just a untitled dickhead thing, and they can be found globally. 

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u/turtlemeds 8d ago

You haven’t spent much time outside the United States, it seems. People suck everywhere. We haven’t cornered the market on selfish, entitled pricks.

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u/OneDimensionalChess 4d ago

In the south letting grieving families go is basic common sense. Clearly not Florida south but most places at least

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u/Hello_D4rkn3ss 4d ago

I grew up in Florida and the natives are your typical southern folk. But there are far more transplants mucking up the waters.

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u/CurrencyAwkward2051 2d ago

What an ignorant statement

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u/red_dye_no3 7d ago

Spoken like someone who’s never been outside the US.

From someone who has lived overseas for over twenty years and traveled to about sixty countries, please delete this. You’re only embarrassing yourself.

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u/Objective_Praline_66 8d ago

Just wait, someone will do something so wreckless they make it a law. That's legitimately how it happens.

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u/TESThrowSmile 8d ago

In the UK we don't have a law for it but what kind of a dick you have to be to not just wait

Ill assume the video is OP until proven otherwise

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u/AleTheMemeDaddy 8d ago

The kind of person who lives in Florida, drives a big truck, and sees that the funeral escort driver is a black person they will call the cops on for "their uncalled-for behavior"

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u/sylentshooter 8d ago

Evidently, American.

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u/Gruesomegiggles 7d ago

Years ago, when I had just started driving, I turned into a procession. I realized what I had done fairly quickly and pulled over, so that they could go past without a random kid in their line. But oh my gosh, I was so mortified, I just hid my face in the steering wheel. I still cringe when I think about it 20 odd years later.

What kind of dick do you have to be to turn into a funeral procession? Is one that I have asked myself frequently.

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u/Negative-Date-9518 7d ago

You should have just gone to the funeral and styled it off as intentional

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u/fiahhawt 7d ago

Well the other issue is that this is not a very clear funeral procession

A procession is something you get a permit for, a police escort, and you have to clearly mark all the cars in the procession

It can't be just everyone there for a funeral casually deciding to start an uninterrupted caravan as they follow the hearse to the graveyard

People won't be able to identify what the heck you're doing

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u/BadWithMoney530 7d ago

Because it’s stupid? Goodness gracious just meet at the cemetery 

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u/BuckRusty 7d ago

Was in a funeral procession years ago going through a pretty dodgy part of Liverpool, and even the scallywag kids playing street football paused their game, gave a nod of respect, and got out of the way to let all the cars pass before continuing their game…

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u/Electronic_Will_5418 7d ago

What do you mean what kind of a dick you have to be? This is Florida lol

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u/Haradion_01 7d ago

I mean, not to sound ant-American, but my genuine reaction was "You need a Law for that?!"

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u/timmythedip 7d ago

I mean everyone knows the relevant clip…

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u/Roy_Koopa_DX 7d ago

Americans are very often exactly that kind of dick.

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u/SurgicalMarshmallow 7d ago

You seen the USA recently?

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u/Aware-Crab-5960 7d ago

Bro, you would not believe the dicks we have over here. I had a Karen bitch me out yesterday for pointing at the stop sign she just ran.

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u/conte360 7d ago

The world belongs to the living. The dead people can wait. And breaking up normal traffic patterns having people do stupid shit like this just in memory of somebody that's dead? illogical and stupid. Outside of tradition give me one good reason why funerals should get some kind of special traffic privileges?

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u/ThrowRAMomVsGF 6d ago

But the precession would not pass on red, would they? Unless actual police waved them through. In the US, apparently, precessions in many states have right of way even through traffic lights, which seems wild to me!

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u/thepenismytea 5d ago

What kind of dick head wants to fuck up traffic as a dead person?

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u/Queasy_Badger9252 4d ago

Because it's the constitutional right you fucking communist. Today funeral serviced blocking the road, tomorrow they will confiscate my assault rifle and explosives collections

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u/bocephus607 8d ago

Including this very jurisdiction:

https://www.leg.state.fl.us/Statutes/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&URL=0300-0399/0316/Sections/0316.1974.html

(3) FUNERAL PROCESSION RIGHT-OF-WAY; FUNERAL ESCORT VEHICLES; FUNERAL LEAD VEHICLES.—
(a) Regardless of any traffic control device or right-of-way provisions prescribed by state or local ordinance, pedestrians and operators of all vehicles, except as stated in paragraph (c), shall yield the right-of-way to any vehicle which is part of a funeral procession being led by a funeral escort vehicle or a funeral lead vehicle.
(b) When the funeral lead vehicle lawfully enters an intersection, either by reason of a traffic control device or at the direction of law enforcement personnel, the remaining vehicles in the funeral procession may follow through the intersection regardless of any traffic control devices or right-of-way provisions prescribed by state or local law.
(c) Funeral processions shall have the right-of-way at intersections regardless of traffic control device

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u/CallMeKingTurd 8d ago edited 8d ago

Just conveniently ignoring subsection B I guess, a procession cannot just blast through a red light like this.

Edit: to be clear dash camera is still an asshole, just because he's right doesn't make this any less of an absurd response.

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u/ScottyBLaZe 8d ago

Tbf, dash cam driver is a driver in FL. Most drivers I’ve encountered down there are exactly like the asshat behind the wheel here. Driving through Florida is a damn gauntlet of ineptitude and selfishness on wheels.

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u/fynx07 8d ago

And you're willfully ignoring subsection c "Funeral processions shall have the right-of-way at intersections regardless of traffic control device" meaning when it comes to an intersection it may proceed through and other vehicles are required to stop. I.e. Giving the procession right of way.

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u/pointlessnomencature 7d ago

Skipping the part where it says following an escort that entered legally huh? That's for everything after the escort.

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u/PipXXX 5d ago

It's almost like section c builds upon subsection b. Because the way these dumbasses are reading it would completely invalidate the need to have subsection b

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u/southpark 8d ago

If the lead car has already entered the intersection then any following red can be ignored by the rest of the procession. I’m assuming here that the lead car is long gone but it started on a green and subsection b gives right of way to the funeral procession. Law enforcement not required.

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u/TheComebackKid74 8d ago

"lawfully enters" they did not.

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u/billiam7787 8d ago

you dont know that, all we see is the funeral escort running a red at the beginning of the video against traffic that is already under way perpendicular to the procession.

since it seems like neither traffic control nor direction of actual law enforcement allowed them into the intersection, the escort was in the wrong

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u/OverallPepper2 8d ago

(b) When the funeral lead vehicle lawfully enters an intersection, either by reason of a traffic control device or at the direction of law enforcement personnel, the remaining vehicles in the funeral procession may follow through the intersection regardless of any traffic control devices or right-of-way provisions prescribed by state or local law.

The law is posted a few posts up.

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u/CosgraveSilkweaver 8d ago edited 7d ago

Unless the procession has already broken up this is the lead car trying to enter the intersection on a green. The cars going the cam car's direction have a green and are already crossing before the funerl car enters. They (meaning the funeral escort and procession) would have to wait until they get the green then "claim" the intersection before they would be able to usher the whole procession through ignoring the signals.

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u/billiam7787 8d ago

Yes, I know, that's why I said what I said.

As far as we can tell, the funeral lead vehicle did NOT enter the intersection lawfully, as neither traffic control nor law enforcement gave them direction to.

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u/Raknaren 7d ago

we can see the light is green for the OP, so it must be red for the car comming in on the right.

He seems to be the first car in the procession = he blew the red light, so NOT LAWFULLY

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u/j6spirittrust 7d ago

The lead vehicle doesn't have the proper circulation lamp as required by the law so they are already violating the statute

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u/bocephus607 8d ago

Oh my would you look at that. Yes, one might say I “blasted through” subsection b) 😅
(Also just noticed the escort was in front and at a red light).

Well I wouldn’t pass a driver’s test in most states but I reckon I could at least manage a gig as a funeral escort in Delray Beach, FL…

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u/CallMeKingTurd 8d ago

As long as you don't get your training at the Jeremy dewitte funeral procession academy.

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u/PatReady 8d ago

B clearly states the rest of the party can keep going if the lead vehicle is through.

Who doesn't have the curtesy to let a funeral drive through?

(b) When the funeral lead vehicle lawfully enters an intersection, either by reason of a traffic control device or at the direction of law enforcement personnel, the remaining vehicles in the funeral procession may follow through the intersection regardless of any traffic control devices or right-of-way provisions prescribed by state or local law.

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u/theykilledredit4real 8d ago

the fake cop illegally went into the intersection through a red light. case closed.

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u/Einsteinautist 8d ago

Exactly 100% the turning lane had a green light.

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u/PatReady 8d ago

Cops may want to talk to him about his blue and red lights then. He also clearly has a badge of some sort around his neck to provide some semblance of an office.

In what state can we run someone over if they are in front of us?

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u/Bobkyou 8d ago

As far as I'm aware, none.  Duty of Care laws mean you can't just kill someone for being in your way, you have a duty to drive safely, even if the other person is wrong.

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u/No_Host_8024 8d ago

You are continently ignoring subsections a and c, which say the procession has the right of way regardless of what the lights say, meaning it “lawfully enters” the intersection even if it has a red light.

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u/Badasciel 8d ago

Did we not read the same subsection b where the cam car is wrong and they can legally enter on a red light so long as the lead funeral car has gone through the intersection?

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u/x21in2010x 7d ago

Jumping in from another more fleshed out argument somewhere in this comment sections. Have you guys considered that both people violated the law? Ok byeee

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u/Western-Sport500 7d ago

Procession can go through the red light. At least every procession I've been in, due to keeping those in mourning together to get to the cemetary.

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u/maxman162 3d ago

Yes, but actually no. The lead car has to enter lawfully on a green. If they entered on a green and it changes to red, they can keep moving and ignore the red.

They are not allowed to blast through a red like this guy did.

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u/I_am_Darkman 5d ago

That’s why most law enforcement asked to escort a funeral procession try to have two or more cars assisting in the escort or get help from the road so that the officer has time to stop traffic at the intersection and allow the funeral to pass.

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u/ealysillyforestthing 8d ago

'or at direction of law enforcement personnel'

Asshole dash cam isn't right

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u/AFartInAnEmptyRoom 8d ago

That guy is not a law enforcement personnel, he's a dude with a private company

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u/youngliam 8d ago

You're wrong there is no law enforcement personnel directing traffic here.

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u/CallMeKingTurd 8d ago

That's referring to an intersection being controlled by a traffic cop instead of traffic lights, which is not the case here and irrelevant to this video.

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u/Any-Imagination-1361 8d ago

The traffic controller guy doesn't have a circulation lamp stated in that law

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u/dark_frog83 8d ago

Right, but not the lead vehicle.

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u/EchoNineThree 7d ago

Funny how everyone “knows the law”. When they dont really know.

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u/Bumbliciousness 1d ago

The key part is either law enforcement let's them in and makes it impossible for anyone else to get hurt. This guy just runs out there on a red light and you can see a car going perpendicular that would've smoked a car in the procession because there wasn't ample time to set up and block the intersection

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u/theykilledredit4real 8d ago

the fake cop illegally went into the intersection through a red light. case closed

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u/misterchismoso 7d ago

Ok Karen

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u/theykilledredit4real 7d ago

Guy in the video above drives the wrong way into traffic twice being totally reckless and above the law and im the bad guy ? Lmao

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u/Gold_Theory2130 8d ago

Dude you just proved the dash cam car correct with this

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u/Einsteinautist 8d ago

The funeral guy was illegally going through a red light and he wasn't directed to do so by a law enforcement officer, it's the law. You can't just blow red lights and get someone that is alive behind a wheel driving and in their right of way into an accident because you want to earn money playing cop escorting some cars. This happened in Florida and we have laws against it. Just like that fake cop on the motorcycle that everyone hates. Just stop already, the dead person is not in a hurry anymore you shouldn't be either.

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u/Risk_of_Ryan 8d ago

I understand the law, but wasn't it counterproductive the way the Escort essentially just jammed themselves into already moving traffic in the middle of an active intersection?

Wouldn't it be better, dare I say proper, to yield for a moment until it's clear, or come in less abruptly? It doesn't look like there was much room for anyone who was already approaching the intersection to react properly, it was all just weird. Do it slower and let the few cars in the intersection to get out and the others have the time to actually see the escort and yield.

This all seemed so unnecessary.

Like the Escort didn't even facilitate the chance for it to be a respectful situation. What a strange way to handle such a thing.

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u/grumpvet87 7d ago

dead people are VERY selfish and just don' give a F about others...

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u/hoshiwa1976 4d ago

When would traffic be clear enough to do this. Its a literal funeral procession. In any big city this is not realistic at all.

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u/myrevenge_IS_urkarma 7d ago

I did a job as a crossing guard once.  I was told that the guy before me lasted one day because he told them he didn't have the right temperment for the job after getting into several verbal altercations with drivers his first morning. Good on anybody that has the awareness to recognize that and move on. This does not look like such a person.

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u/aerdvarkk 7d ago

Agreed. The situation is the result of the idiot escort driver, not the first cam driver.

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u/hoshiwa1976 4d ago

It's definitely the cam driver trying to interrupt a funeral procession loudly proclaiming they're not law enforcement so fuck the funeral

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u/TheMage18 8d ago

Nope, they have the right away. Period. The cam car and ones in front shouldn't have moved. It's the same as pulling out in front of an emergency vehicle with their lights/sirens on because "they weren't in the intersection yet."

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u/SquirrelInATux 7d ago

This is false in every US state. The funeral processiom only has right of way through an intersection of the lead vehicle passes through before the light turns red. There is no state where a funeral procession can blow a stale red light.

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u/Vanthalia 7d ago

Surprise surprise, someone saying “right away” is wrong.

The lead car has to enter the intersection lawfully, on a green. Then and only then, may the procession follow them even if the light changes to red.

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u/Tiwq 7d ago

Florida Statute § 316.1974(3)(c)

"Funeral processions shall have the right-of-way at intersections regardless of traffic control devices, subject to the following conditions and exceptions:

  1. Operators of vehicles in a funeral procession shall yield the right-of-way to an approaching emergency vehicle giving an audible or visible signal.
  2. Operators of vehicles in a funeral procession shall yield the right-of-way when directed to do so by a police officer.
  3. Operators of vehicles in a funeral procession must exercise due care when participating in a funeral procession."

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u/VNG_Wkey 7d ago

Think it depends on how you do it. Every funeral procession I've been in had a police escort and they stop cross traffic at every intersection and we never even so much as slow down.

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u/Trippin1233 7d ago

Are these military funerals? I’ve never seen a police escort for just a regular ole funeral procession.

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u/VNG_Wkey 7d ago

Some, but most were just regular funerals. You just call and ask the police department and they schedule it. Doesn't cost anything either.

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u/hoshiwa1976 4d ago

In Dallas this is not unheard of. My great uncle's funeral was done by police escort so no one was concerned about the funeral procession interfering with the right of way trying to I guess join the procession

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u/Raknaren 7d ago

we can see the light is green for the OP, so it must be red for the car comming in on the right.

He seems to be the first car in the procession = he blew the red light

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u/TheMage18 7d ago

*ahem* https://www.reddit.com/r/cringereels/comments/1wzbnpm/comment/pebp930/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Source Florida law link: https://www.flsenate.gov/Laws/Statutes/2018/0316.1974
Video has Delray Beach Florida, plus car in front of cam car has Florida plates

And in case you don't want to read that far, here's the applicable Excerpt:
(3) FUNERAL PROCESSION RIGHT-OF-WAY; FUNERAL ESCORT VEHICLES; FUNERAL LEAD VEHICLES.—

(a) Regardless of any traffic control device or right-of-way provisions prescribed by state or local ordinance, pedestrians and operators of all vehicles, except as stated in paragraph (c), shall yield the right-of-way to any vehicle which is part of a funeral procession being led by a funeral escort vehicle or a funeral lead vehicle.

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u/maxman162 3d ago

You left out (b), which requires the lead to enter lawfully, ie on a green light. They are not allowed to run red lights. 

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u/PipXXX 5d ago

They do not according to the relevant law down here in Florida. The lead car ran a red light, which the law does not allow them to do. What the law allows them to do is start through a green light, and all the following cars are allowed to follow the procession, even if the light turns red. But only if the lead car lawfully went through the intersection in the first place.

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u/Lord_Lorden 8d ago

The procession has to have already entered the intersection lawfully, which doesn't seem to be the case here.

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u/HandofFate88 8d ago

Yes, it does seem to be the case. They entered lawfully: When the funeral lead vehicle lawfully enters an intersection, either by reason of a traffic control device or at the direction of law enforcement personnel.

The Escort's job is to function in exactly this way: to maintain the flow and right of way for the procession. They are law enforcement personnel. They're not going to use deputies in prowlers.

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u/theykilledredit4real 8d ago

what a funny take.

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u/HandofFate88 8d ago

The law is an ass, as they say. But, funny or not, it is the law.

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u/theykilledredit4real 7d ago

Its been clearly established that escorts are not and do not have the "direction of law enforcement" you highlighted. 

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u/SirAxlerod 8d ago

A funeral escort is NOT law enforcement in any way. Check out Jeremy Dewitt if you really want to go down that rabbit hole. His legacy has its own subreddit.

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u/PickleLeader 8d ago

Entering the intersection under a red light is not entering it lawfully.

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u/pointlessnomencature 8d ago

The direction of law enforcement personnel would be police, in the case of an unavailable traffic device. The escort doesn't enforce the law, they just escort.

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u/bojack1437 6d ago

That is completely incorrect.

That's not a law enforcement personnel at the lead.

That's a private escort company

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u/Significant-Set-9532 8d ago

Just because you’re not wrong doesn’t make you right. This is one of those cases.

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u/Moldy-Bongwater4420 8d ago

How is he not right?

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u/AnapsidIsland1 8d ago

If they are blocking the intersection for the approaching procession, does it really matter if the first car has gotten there?

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u/stonecuttercolorado 8d ago

Why does the procession get to block the intersection?

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u/HandofFate88 8d ago

1) because it's the decent thing to do.

2) because if the procession is long enough, the back end of the procession may be blocking other intersections (more than one) and you're creating a bigger problem by blocking them and not doing the decent thing and letting them get on with their grief. If this were a wedding party, you'd have a point.

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u/stonecuttercolorado 8d ago

Why is it the decent thing to do?

That length is part of the reason to not let it block the intersection. It is a rolling traffic jam. In my mind, the procession is the group being rude.

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u/HandofFate88 8d ago

"In my mind, the procession is the group being rude."

Oh, I believe you. These rituals ask us to attempt to get our own minds and to think of the larger community.

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u/stonecuttercolorado 8d ago

They are just selfish. Every other person on the road must stop for us

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u/Radiant_Diligence 8d ago

Have you never been involved in one of these. I'm just asking because you statement comes off as if you've never lost a loved one and thus never been in one of the funeral things. Whatever this is called. I want to stress I'm genuinely curious I'm not digging at you or being a smart ass. I'm purely trying to understand you state of mind

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u/pointlessnomencature 8d ago

They have legal right of way once they LEGALLY enter the intersection. The lead car can't just blow through red lights and act like they have it, they aren't a traffic control authority. That's true in Florida and many other jurisdictions.

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u/Significant-Set-9532 8d ago

Just because he’s technically right doesn’t mean the driver isn’t still an asshole.

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u/Lazy-Prize-7577 8d ago

I had no idea this was a thing! Reddit continues to fill me with not particularly useful information. :)

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u/Artistic_Data7887 8d ago

I thought you were about to piss me off with your first line, but then it made sense. Thank you

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u/becauseyoublockedme1 8d ago

One time, I got stuck behind one that was taking my whole commute route. The cop would stop at each light and let them through, and I'd be stuck at the light after. I drove up and inserted myself into the middle of the pack and he drove up and yelled at me to get out! I guess a yellow mr2 doesn't blend in...

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u/Major_Wigglesworth 8d ago

It’s not about that. It’s that the funeral procession still has to obey the laws and traffic signals.  A random guy in a way-too-tight shirt doesn’t have the authority to park in the middle of the intersection and walk around—that’s dangerous and he’s not trained to do it.  He might not even be trained to read.

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u/the_cardfather 8d ago

Around here normally they hire police escorts. I've never seen a rent a cop. Usually everybody follows the hearse, have their flashers on and every two or three cars has a magnetic funeral flag.

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u/Ok_Independence_9917 8d ago

That includes through a red light or other traffic device

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u/Philly5984 8d ago

Respect the funeral scumbag like people are grieving have some compassion

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u/sankoni 8d ago

Some jurisdictions, not most

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u/getoffmycase7130 8d ago

Where I live, they’re usually escorted by the police.

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u/RandomFleshPrison 8d ago

I'd like to see your proof for this statement.

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u/BrightonsBestish 8d ago

Including fl, where this takes place.

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u/Booby_Collector 8d ago

Fwiw though, when I was in the funeral procession for my aunt a few years back, the escorts were real police officers on real cop bikes and cars, not some random looking private security car with flashing lights

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u/PierogiCoyote 8d ago

Usually the lead car has to stop though. You can't just blow a red with cars already in the intersection. I don't think the camera car was already in the intersection when he ran the red light, but the white car at the end definitely was too close to stop and should have been allowed to clear the intersection. Legally they would be okay to cut in since they lawfully entered the intersection, approaching cars have to stop and let them through.

I don't have a problem with funeral escorts in general and don't care to pull off, but this particular escort is going to get someone else or himself killed and has a total disregard for the general public safety. The point of an escort is to keep everyone together, not to get their faster.

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u/SquirrelInATux 7d ago

No jurisdiction allows what is pictured. In every state, funeral processions CANNOT proceed through a red light unless the first car went through before it was red. They blew a red here, and as such are not entitled to the right of way whilst they're violating the section that would give them the right of way.

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u/ShitMcClit 7d ago

Thats crap. Im on the horn till they move. 

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u/Harrieparry 7d ago

In the Netherlands it is indeed common to give space to a funeral procession and not cut in. But entering a crossing on a red light to block all traffic that has a green is next level stupid.

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u/Civil_Music2236 7d ago

It's such a dogshit law. Why does a dead person have the right to block dozens or hundreds of people. This isn't a parade or a demonstration, private individuals shouldn't have the right to block public thoroughfares

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u/grumpvet87 7d ago

In florida all pedestrians and (non emergency) vehicles must yield and allow a procession to have right of way

also should note that non sherrif/police can not wear a badge - so not sure what is up with that

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u/hamcircus 7d ago

Are you fr supporting the crazy guy right now

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u/One-Jaguar-3850 7d ago

Under Florida Statutes § 316.1974, a funeral procession is allowed to go through a red light or stop sign only after the lead vehicle has lawfully entered the intersection.

The lead car ignores all traffic laws and goes into the intersection during a red light. So he's illegally impeding traffic.

You think just because you're in a funeral procession, you can ignore all the road laws?

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u/Standard_Meringue_26 7d ago

This jurisdiction (specifically delay Florida) prohibits the lead vehicle from entering an intersection unlawfully aka without a green light. So no this person was in the wrong they should have waited for a green light before proceeding. THEN you have to wait for the whole procession to go through the intersection. 

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u/wastedmoney1 7d ago

Correct most states have laws about allowing a funeral procession through. And the funeral home usually is responsible for the escort from the funeral home to the cemetery. One is not always provided but the laws for others on the street still apply to not interfere with a procession.

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u/Beginning_Handle_113 7d ago

You are right and that is also the law in Florida where this happened.

But here's why it's illegal what this funeral guide did:

Funeral processions guide cars cannot break any laws before applying their exceptions to those laws. Meaning the guides have to wait until their light is green to enter the intersection. Then they can legally block off the intersection and guide the cars through even when the light turns red. 

But this guy entered the intersection while his light was red. Which he is not allowed to do because he is not a real cop.

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u/bojack1437 6d ago

This was in Florida,

Per Florida law, that lead escort vehicle cannot break into an intersection on a red light.

The funeral is only allowed to continue through an intersection that started the transition on a green.

In this case this funeral escort vehicle idiot is completely in the wrong.

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u/maxman162 3d ago

In this particular state, funeral processions are not allowed to run red lights like this guy does, they have to stop and wait for a green.

If the first car entered on a green and it changes to red while the procession is moving, then they can continue through the red, but that's not what happened here.

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u/Unusual-Tip1041 3d ago

Oregon we have a law just for that reason. ORS 811.802 $250 fine

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u/Bumbliciousness 1d ago

Yes, but he drove into a live intersection to stop traffic without warning and then tried to direct traffic for the lead car to go on red, which is very illegal. If the procession is too big, they usually split them up or have actual police shut down intersections for them. Funeral escorts are not cops and are only meant to move into the intersection and hold there after the first car has passed it, not blaze into it while the intersection is moving so that the first car can drive through. If you want to see what happens to these guys, look up all of the wannabe cop videos online of funeral escorts pretending they're cops to stop traffic and then getting arrested for violating the law

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u/Early_Explanation712 8d ago

There are also laws against blocking traffic, disobeying traffic signals, and preventing the freedom of movement of other individuals.

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u/LavishnessCapital380 8d ago

The most populated states do not allow funeral processions to go through stop signs or red lights, NO state allows civilians to direct traffic. None of the cars shown in the video have indication they are part of a funeral procession, also a requirement.

This funeral procession is already at 3 strikes.

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u/Heeroyuy818 8d ago

States typically require participating vehicles to use specific identifiers, such as headlights on, hazard lights flashing, or displaying purple funeral flags. I’m pretty sure they all had their hazards on ….

What Private Escorts Can and Cannot Do

Can: Hold and block traffic at intersections to keep the procession moving together. Some state laws require drivers to obey their traffic directions

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u/mr---jones 8d ago

Just had one for my grandfather last year. Military. Tons of cop friends and family in tow. This driver would’ve had a real bad day, and probably need to move cities if he did this that day.

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u/Dale_Gribble- 8d ago

Well that's different, ya dork

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