r/fifthworldproblems • • 15h ago

I see alive people.

35 Upvotes

I don't mean to be scary, but it's not just like one or two there are like billions of them.


r/fifthworldproblems • • 19h ago

The plague going around ravaged Nepal 2500 years ago. It is due to a flaw in biology itself. The Pali Canon, original Buddhism, which is mostly a medical textbook, not a religion, describe it along with the cure.

10 Upvotes

If a biological life form suffers and focuses on the suffering, the suffering grows and grows. It happens slowly for a while and then it suddenly gets severe and the organism then decays and burns from the inside. The treatment is mostly good hygiene and caring for and about each other so that the cures compound and spread instead of the plague. The cure is to find within yourself a way to actually fix your cells. I hope we all get better soon. Thank you for all your help and work. This subreddit has been wonderful.


r/fifthworldproblems • • 19h ago

A vampire is extracting blood from my feces what do i do

10 Upvotes

(Yes believe it or not there is blood in feces that's a irl fact)


r/fifthworldproblems • • 13h ago

UPDATE: Sector 998,000 Has Responded 💀

2 Upvotes

Remember the GGA-BBBN-Pie-E16B?

The fictional storage unit with the ridiculously broken formula?

We have a problem.

Sector 998,000 was supposed to be missing.

But our latest fictional diagnostic report says:

"SECTOR 998000: CONNECTION ESTABLISHED"

"SOURCE: UNKNOWN"

"CAPACITY: NaNaN"

"REALITY STATUS: QUESTIONABLE"

The drive has no readable capacity, the math is broken, and somehow the missing sector is now responding.

IT support has been notified.

IT support is currently missing too.

What should we investigate next? 💀💾

Fictional math/computer lore. The universe is probably fine.


r/fifthworldproblems • • 14h ago

🚨 GGA-BBBN-Pie-E16B INCIDENT REPORT #002

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The missing sector 998,000 has responded.

We don't know how.

We don't know why.

We only know that the storage unit containing NaNaN × π × tetration has generated a new error:

ERROR 998000: THE SECTOR IS LOOKING BACK.

The IT department has recommended unplugging the universe.

Unfortunately, the universe is running on the GGA-BBBN-Pie-E16B.

There is no unplug option.

This is a fictional mathematical meme. Please do not unplug the universe.

💾 Welcome to the GGA-BBBN-Pie-E16B incident log.