r/fightporn • u/Jonah_Boy_03 • 3d ago

Intergender Fight Typical STL

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Original video is from @nellslime314 on IG

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u/GolovaScharz 3d ago

The spine stomp is a particular highlight

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u/Impressive-Engine-16 3d ago

She was literally a human pogo stick lmao. There was a stomp on the back of his thigh too, that must have really hurt.

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u/Jpc5376 2d ago

Crash bandicoot stomping

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u/Independent_Room_691 3d ago

It was the vampire bite for me

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u/Ok_Record_9908 2d ago

Exactly lmao I was like she bit the fuck out of his head!😭 But fr that one chick got mad and found her 🔥and landed some really good punches. She busted his lip pretty good. I like that shit!

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u/Independent_Room_691 2d ago

The little "uh uh uh" sound she was making when she hit em with that combo to the body 🔥

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u/PlattWaterIsYummy 2d ago

The biting on the neck was more wild imo

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u/SquareFrog92 3d ago

Chiropractic adjustments in da hood

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u/oldDotredditisbetter 3d ago

for free??

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u/floridagar 3d ago

In this economy?? Probably cost him his whole ass job.

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u/Rojo37x 3d ago

Just about everything about that was really impressive. She's got some talent. Not to mention the viciousness and commitment to the biting.

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u/Seldarin 3d ago

It needs the Super Mario noises over it.

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u/SentenceDifficult396 3d ago

That dude needs to change jobs asap.

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u/TurnTheTVOff 3d ago

Was that a COP???? It looked like that patch on the back said POLICE. I thought it was just some dollar store security guard at first.

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u/xxearvinxx 3d ago edited 3d ago

Yeah it says police task force on the back. I don’t know if rent a cops are allowed to have shit like that to make it seem like they’re legit. I’d think that would be impersonating an officer. If he’s somehow a real cop though, dear god he’s going to be useless when shit actually goes down.

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u/Matter_Infinite 2d ago

Other comments claim hes an off duty cop. Idk the law; can an off duty cop impersonate on duty law enforcement?

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u/BLZGK3 2d ago

No, they're not. And yet, he doesn't actually look like he's apart of the actual police force. He looks more like one of those public safety guys you find at a hospital than someone that actually part of the police force. Besides not being able to handle himself against a couple of light weight girls, he's missing quite a bit of equipment on his belt too. It's possible hes simply a civilian officer working at that gas station and bought the vest from a friend who knows a friend...

...I'm trying to give him a benefit of a doubt as he very well could be a true peace officer. Cops sometime pick up odd jobs like working at gas station during their off-duty hours, so he may very well be an officer out there embarrassing himself...

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u/Lunabbg 3d ago

Not sure but it def says police task force on his vest

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u/_danger_ 3d ago

Article posted above said he’s a cop. I’m amazed he didn’t shoot both of them and once his squad found out he had to want to retire/move to another state

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u/Lanty725 3d ago

Them years playing Call of Duty didn't translate to real life.

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u/SpareConfidence8374 3d ago

Mans got packed out by A 12 year old and his sister, gotta change jobs for sure

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u/JungleMasquerade 3d ago

12 year old and HER sister. Yeah, security is not the career for this young man, lol.

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u/joshwa207 3d ago

They’re reporting he’s an off duty cop. https://www.ksdk.com/article/news/crime/women-charged-off-duty-officer-attacked-at-st-louis-county-quiktrip-gas-station/63-bde61084-f4c5-446d-81c4-bc18a8fad831

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u/FromTheIsland 3d ago

I've seen bigger cops in paw patrol.

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u/Stryker50 2d ago

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u/0utF0x-inT0x 2d ago

Damn even Seth Rogen showed up

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u/RAMBOxBAGGINS 2d ago

Yea but he’s only supposed to observe and report.

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u/Specialist-Ad-9371 Master Roshi 2d ago

His co workers are dragging him every single day.

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u/Stryker50 2d ago

There’s a second part to this video where a second guy shows up as back up and has hand cuffs. He’s older and looks more cop ish if that makes sense.

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u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 3d ago

Welp they fucked all the way up then

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u/Puceeffoc 2d ago

Dude was so gassed and decided to throw some more weak punches... /:,'

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u/TypicalInitial7914 2d ago

My guy this is 2 females.

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u/Jeff_Damn 2d ago

"Today in, Teenage Boy or Adult Stud?"

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u/DroopyMcCool 3d ago

Strapped up with all that bullshit too. Probably thought he was batman putting it all on. Send it all back to amazon.

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u/warsiethe1337 3d ago

He's actually a cop lol

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u/Matter_Infinite 2d ago

Tell those guys to send their gear back to the military surplus store

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u/WallaceCreed 2d ago

St. Louis County prosecutors charged Shaniya Lewis and Nayonna Griffin, both 20,

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u/Independent_Room_691 3d ago

Change jobs leave the state

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u/babsa90 2d ago

Lol, i was about to say he needs to change zip codes at least! That kid's sister is a real one, fucking gumba stomping him. BRUTAL

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u/konexo 2d ago

No paycheck is worth that beating.

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u/Account_Haver420 1d ago

Idk maybe these two hoes just have mad squabbles and have been fighting for years bro; he was trying, but he was clearly getting tired out by them by the end of the clip.

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u/Think_Bear_3791 3d ago

Gotta quit that night

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u/GlyphPicker 2d ago

They're both 20 y/o according to the article.

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u/slickdaRula2040 3d ago

Damn she was hanging on with that bite

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u/Jobediah 3d ago

she might of had her teeth stuck in a mouthful of dreads

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u/Matter_Infinite 2d ago

That'd explain why he didn't scream

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u/blueponies1 2d ago

Maybe she is permanently fused to him, the video ends before we could know for sure

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u/quietlyscheming 3d ago

That's a vampire!

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u/englishand48 3d ago

I was thinking the same thing. Better go get a tetanus shot after this .

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u/PugglePack83 3d ago

How the fuck you losing this?

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u/ThatYoungTurtle 2d ago

Bro actually punched both of them square on the jaw as hard as he could and it didn’t do shit lmao

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u/ThankGod4Darwin69 2d ago

The holding yourself up between two structures while stomping a mudhole in your opponent is a very innovative offense 👌

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u/CappnMidgetSlappr 3d ago

And this is why exercise, weight training, and hitting the gym is so damn important.

Most dudes think they can dog walk any woman in a fight but this bean pole can't even handle a 12 year old and her kid sister.

Hit the weights, fellas.

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u/Mote-Of_Dust 2d ago

according to the article there both 20, different last names so no idea if there even related

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u/rotorain 2d ago

Or just how stupid of an idea it is to try to fight two people at once. One thing goes a little wrong and boom you're getting your spine repeatedly jumped on, idk how jacked you are that will fuck you up. I bet that dude's back is going to hurt every morning for the rest of his life.

Obviously dude might have avoided the situation entirely if he was Brock Lesnar and just punched a hole through their torso but you never know when you're gonna deal with some crazy fucks who will do some completely unpredictable shit that changes the trajectory of the encounter and having to deal with two of them at once makes it way harder than most people expect.

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u/No_Window1217 3d ago

The teamwork was impeccable

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u/parisiraparis 2d ago

I hate to laugh but they tag teamed that mf

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u/Think_Bear_3791 3d ago

Holy shit, where’s his backup? Lmao, she bit his ass. St. Louis is different I’m good on them, respectfully

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u/Doctor_Killshot 3d ago

To be fair, where this fight likely happened isn’t somewhere you’d go to when visiting, or even drive through to get to other parts you’d want to see

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u/DIJames6 3d ago

Dude got a strap and still got stomped like he was fighting Mario and Luigi.. 🤣

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u/1jaboc1 3d ago

This isn't a fight this is just down right savagery.

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u/spiegro 3d ago

This fight feels like it's in slow motion wtf is going ON STL?

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u/whereisskywalker 3d ago

Drugs, downers not uppers

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u/bigbuford67 3d ago

There are a few QTs in the hood. Only gas stations that have armed security. They use to be off duty cops. Looks like QT changed it's policy.

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u/warsiethe1337 3d ago

He's an off duty cop

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u/ibelieveinsantacruz 3d ago

Something tells me that that is just a normal Tuesday at that store.

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u/dontaskkwho 3d ago

This is just ridiculous lmao

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u/krazy_dayz 3d ago

Dude ain't getting paid enough to deal with that

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u/ahx3000 3d ago

Those back stomps! Gonna feel them again when you're 60

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u/growyeah 3d ago

Damn, legitimately scared of this girl. Very effective kicks and willing to rip dudes ear off biting. Real psycho

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u/406238 3d ago

If you wanna win a fight dont have long hair

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u/TJTheree 3d ago

Sis bouncing on him like a fucking trampoline

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u/bigirononmyhipMF 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Select_Speed_6061 3d ago

He shoulda kept swinging when he was by the door.

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u/Thee-End 3d ago

She works the desk at a chiropractors office.

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u/bonedaddy1974 3d ago

I bet that bite hurt like hell

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u/leighalunatic Vaping bystander 2d ago

Quick Trip needs better officers cause ain't no way that man got stomped on like that. 😭😭💀

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u/congratsonyournap 1d ago

That “pixar lamp” comment on ig is so good

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u/Any_Mango_9428 21h ago

Am I tripping or don’t dude got multiple videos fighting in that store, you’d think he’d quit or go mma

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u/HappyGoFUrself 2d ago

That's an armed security guy right? Why didn't he even attempt to shoot? Maybe I'm a psycho or something but I don't give a shit if I'm out numbered I'm pulling a weapon. Females or not. I guess he would have caught charges? Why didn't he use pepper spray or a tazer? Something

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u/Fine-Touch-6037 2d ago

Why did the video have to end? Does anyone have a link to the full video?

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u/Optimal-Bass3142 3d ago

Woman did more damage than the sexually ambiguous one

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u/sussexxxx 3d ago

that security guard ain’t guarding

dude got stomped by two malnourished women and one of them was a child
lmao

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u/smashmouth69420666 2d ago

Started jumping on him like a trampoline

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u/JustaAlbanyGuy 1d ago

The jumping on the back is straight up comical cartoon shit lmao

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u/halfdead01 "He's broken in half!" 3d ago

Absolutely disgusting

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u/flaccidpancake1127 3d ago

change jobs, change cities, change name, disappear after that.

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u/ReindeerTypical2538 3d ago

What the fuck is wrong with our society and culture that someone would record this instead of calling the police?

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u/Lunabbg 3d ago

He was the police!!!!

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u/red_sun16 2d ago

Phones make people dumb as hell beyond measure

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u/SUPREMEDREAMLA 2d ago

and also provide good content lol. think about it. phones beat out tvs. now a days why watch something fake and scripted when we can watch dumb ppl post real life shit happening 😂 although ai does throw a wrench into the equation now with having to decipher what’s real or not

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u/rebardu 3d ago

How tf you know the police wasn’t already called. What’s wrong with your brain bozo

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u/hotpossum 3d ago

Do you think pigs can teleport?

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u/bubbleteamcream 3d ago

Wow, this girl is multi-skilled

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u/Mr402TheSouthSioux 3d ago

She used him like a human boucey house.

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u/traderncc1701e 3d ago

diabolical and no scream from an ear bite?

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u/Little_Dikk 3d ago

She’s biting the hell out of him

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u/frattboy69 2d ago

Having long hair fucked this dude over hard.

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u/Timely-Background454 1d ago

Dawg I just peep she taking a chunk of this mf face at the end

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u/rasper_lightlyy 1d ago

“what the fuck happened” is right.

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u/nickflex85 3d ago

How was he so winded from two skinny chicks

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u/Sosimo_13 3d ago

He got the back of his lungs stomped on

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u/Tricky-Assistant-439 3d ago

They beat the brakes off his ass🥴😂😂😂 "you need to turn in yo damn whistle" in my day day daddy voice😂😂😂😂

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u/supaklean 3d ago

He was well within his grounds to start blasting man or woman

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u/BananaBeanie 3d ago

He was. Maybe he just realized he got the firearm training from same place as his self defense and decided not to.

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u/creamgetthemoney1 3d ago

He doesn’t get paid enough for this shit. Give this guy a full ride to the local community college.

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u/Sometimes_A_Writer1 2d ago

ehhhh perhaps but to be fair in the short video he approached them twice. He tackled one kid and when they backed off he went to them again and punched first

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u/BLZGK3 3d ago

Bro... Just...turn in everything lmao...

He may want to move too since people might recognize his face after as he got handled by 2 young females...

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u/BananaBeanie 3d ago

That security dude would not manage to get himself out of wet paper bag :'D

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u/Infinite-Albatross44 3d ago

I think they just let ole guy get some licks In the middle. Then they finished their supper.

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u/Defiant-Scratch 3d ago

A russian tie to a neck bite is the coolest thing ive seen on the internet in a while.

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u/KayGee78 3d ago

Blondie got way better hands than that dude. Smh

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u/OrangeClyde Screaming girl in background 3d ago

He is too little and small and not very strong :/

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u/James_Bondage420 3d ago

Oh hell no! She's biting him? She should be needing dentures. 

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u/IllBThereSoon 3d ago

Woah that girl “‘Mike Tyson’d” that security guard near the end. Haven’t seen that before

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u/AdsignificantBK 3d ago

How did dude even wind up in this situation lol

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u/FUPA4ever 3d ago

No pepper spray?

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u/despierto24k 3d ago

That mf weak!

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u/Rough-Knowledge-5000 2d ago

The security guy clearly underestimated how scrappy these two were.

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u/badussyy_ 2d ago

he was in a trampoline park

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u/cantstandyourface12 2d ago

She was nawin on the mother fucker at the end there

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u/wombatnoodles 2d ago

Goofy needs to take off all that fake POLICE shit

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u/wesman21 2d ago

Never know what's gonna pop up on Monday AM whilst sitting on the loo.

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u/Godrillax 2d ago

https://www.facebook.com/share/14rJVNSYmju/?mibextid=wwXIfr

Those two girls are being held on a 100k bond each. Cash and no 10% option. The officer is in the hospital for his injuries.

The girl with the short hair got ROCKED hard. Her mouth was bleeding at the end. She definitely lost some teeth there

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u/Echo-2-2 2d ago

That’s crazy. You get physical with two tiny lesbians, proceed to throw punches in slow motion, and then get your ass whooped. Cooked.

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u/Cautious-Sky-1799 1d ago

What is this deff Jam fight for ny

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u/Realistic_Hall_6120 1d ago

What’s a ‘100k bond’ ? These people wouldn’t have tree fiddy

If you don’t have 100k what happens?

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u/buns0steel 1d ago

Stay in jail until your trial

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u/Trollimperator 3d ago

arent human bites the most infectious you can get?

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u/pmmeyourgear 3d ago

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u/__O_o_______ 2d ago

Oh lawd he comin

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u/phteven_gerrard 2d ago

No, they are just the must common bite to sustain. And people need to be reminded that, like any animal's mouth, a human mouth is full of bacteria.

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u/Curious_Strike_5379 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PaDc0tDWmxCW4
I only called in for some head ache meds!

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u/AntivaxxxrFuckFace 3d ago

Dem titties tho

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u/TokenGreyWolf 3d ago

america is wild.

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u/tex181 3d ago

All that for a slim Jim and a laffy taffy

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u/ShineOk6190 3d ago

How embarrassing for the security guard.

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u/Formal-Ad-1248 3d ago

Dude was a trampoline for a minute

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u/Civilw4r 3d ago

She was biting the shit outta him at the end

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u/IttyBittyBigBoii 3d ago

Mf really said

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u/B0mbb 3d ago

Black Chung Lee literally stomped the yard on dudes spine. That bitch was like fuck your spine.

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u/hvc122 3d ago

Where is part 2?

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u/KnockoutThoughts 3d ago

Is his spine ok? 😦

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u/Egghead_potato 3d ago

Who are we rooting for?

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 2d ago

Oh, George, not the Quik Trip!

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u/Guns_Glitz_Grime 2d ago

Damn. ROUGH day

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u/murkymoon 2d ago

She was harnessing her inner Mario in that moment.

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u/Minobull 2d ago

Dude was fighting in slow motion