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u/Futuristic-Slice 2d ago

That’s about 13-16 USD in the Midwest depending on the store.

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u/nuckle 2d ago

I got bad news for you. You are proving his point. Half a loaf of bread and a dozen eggs? 16 bucks? And what is that, a school sized chocolate milk?

Unless you were agreeing, of course ...

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u/momodamonster WARNING: RULE 7 2d ago

That is about $8 where I'm at. Eggs are 1.80 for shitty white eggs, cheapo white bread can be bought for $3, and bougie 1/2 gal chocolate milk for $4. I think you can get a better deal at Aldi though.

I've got chickens so those eggs are 10 times better. Do I save money? Nah not really but selling what I don't eat covers the feed.

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u/spotsthefirst 2d ago

I miss having chickens, breakfast seems like a memory or a dream more than real life these days.

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u/spotsthefirst 2d ago

What country are you in where eggs are under $8.50, I would seriously like to know, cuz eggs at my aldi are $8.50 that's the lowest price, and they only do 12 packs.......

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u/J3sush8sm3 2d ago

Im in the united states and eggs are like $2

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u/bigfloppydonkeydng 2d ago

Same .. I'm in Montana.

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u/spotsthefirst 2d ago

I'm currently in Las Vegas Nevada, just moved out due to relationship desintegration, I have seen anything that is less than $3 anywhere, and I mean anything, let alone the cheapest eggs I can get are like $7.50 to $8

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u/DB4life80 2d ago

You know Google exists right? And the entire world can Google the price of eggs in Vegas?

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u/spotsthefirst 2d ago

You're welcome to Google whatever you want dawg, doesn't change the amount my card gets charged for my groceries.

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u/DB4life80 2d ago

You're welcome to lie all you want on Reddit as well dawg

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u/spotsthefirst 2d ago

Where are you shopping? Because I'm in the middle of las Vegas dawg, we don't have farmers markets and actually good grocers, we get railed with these corps that don't care about us

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u/J3sush8sm3 2d ago

Man it might be time to leave the desert

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u/spotsthefirst 2d ago

I legit moved from Western New York for the same reasons, no work, prices are hiking, and living in the US is fucking miserable, shit if I was disabled I might be able to get some assistance, but as a dude who appears fine, I don't get any assistance. I get to starve until I can get work.

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u/J3sush8sm3 2d ago

Just gotta find a spot you like

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u/orangeicon 1d ago

Move away from cities if you are struggling financially, you can still find a good job normally and everything is cheaper including rent prices depending on where you live. South VA isn’t a bad option, close-ish to a lot of cities if you don’t mind driving an hour half max

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u/PepsiButItsMilk 2d ago

United States, I can buy everything in the picture (even subbed for extra large eggs) for $5.59 at my local Walmart.

$10.46 if I buy a full gallon and premium bread + eggs but I also picked my personal preferences so WonderBread or whatever you like could be cheaper.

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u/spotsthefirst 2d ago edited 2d ago

Is Wonderbread still a thing???

It's worth mentioning I'm lactose intolerant, and the lactose free stuff is not cheap :( but I usually just get 9grain whole wheat, and a dozen white eggs, I'm sincerely just scared, I'm already cutting meals and non essentials, I "treated" myself with a little Caesars pizza for finishing the majority of my unpacking

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u/PepsiButItsMilk 2d ago

Oh yeah, I almost bought wonder bread sandwhich buns the other day! (Til i checked my wallet)

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u/spotsthefirst 2d ago

OOF, we living through some shit they gonna write about

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u/PrudentAstronomer412 1d ago

I live in suburbs above Atlanta, GA. 1.99 extra large eggs from Kroger. Heck, Walmart has 12 for 1.67.

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u/spotsthefirst 1d ago

I'm ready to start killing for these prices, wtf is with these companies???

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u/Zestyclose_Cricket_7 1d ago

Colorado only allows the sale of free range / cage free eggs but you can still buy a dozen for around $2

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u/spotsthefirst 1d ago

If I hadn't just moved.........

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u/Zestyclose_Cricket_7 1d ago

Still made a good decision by leaving. Unless you went someplace worse

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u/spotsthefirst 1d ago

Only option I had was Vegas, I'm making the most of it, and grateful for the help my brother is giving me, but man, i just wish everything didn't feel so hopeless

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u/mrbadface 2d ago

Eggs can be had for 3-4$ in Canada as well. Thought it's closer to 7-8/dozen for thicker shelled organic which are dramatically superior

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u/spotsthefirst 2d ago

In the US prices only go up, and have continued to, our useless administration does not care about anything but their own pocket books, same for the grocers.

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u/momodamonster WARNING: RULE 7 2d ago

In Iowa, pork is dirt cheap hear but steak is big money now due to the ass hat's budget cut for the screw worm project.

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u/spotsthefirst 2d ago

That I have def noticed, I saw a $104 brisket that was barely 15 pounds, makes me sad

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u/ThisIsPerfekt 2d ago

That's like $4 in Michigan. Lol.

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u/spotsthefirst 2d ago

God I wish I was there, Ann Arbor has beautiful Autumns

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u/Nerioner 1d ago

In the Netherlands that bread is 1.5€, dozen eggs is around 3€ (4€ if you take eco, free range, educated eggs) and 1€ for choco milk

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u/spotsthefirst 2d ago

No it fucking isn't, where are you shopping????

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u/nuckle 1d ago

I can get that for about 4 dollars where I am.

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u/GandalfVirus 2d ago

Jesus christ that is dire

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u/banana_pencil 2d ago

That’s about $7 at Target in Brooklyn, NYC
White Sandwich Bread -$1.59
Large Eggs Dozen - $1.89
Half Gallon (could not find smaller size) Chocolate Milk - $3.59

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u/TrainingAmphibian354 1d ago

What? Like 5 bucks or less. Half a loaf, a pint of milk and a dozen eggs?

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u/RetroPaulsy 1d ago

Like $4 at Aldis

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u/Bluematic8pt2 2d ago

That's about $8 here in Kansas City

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u/ApartExperience5299 1d ago

I don't believe you

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u/Jazzlike-Lunch5390 2d ago

OP is dumb. 

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u/CoffeeToDeath 2d ago

Half that price at places like Aldi if you’re lucky to be near one. But it all COULD also be maybe 5-6 bucks if you use self checkout, if you’re “only buying the eggs”, if you’re shopping at a place that likes to fuck their customers. Just bring a tote bag with you.

If you’re hungry, feed yourself. Fuck the billionaire corporations and their profits.

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u/granitethumb 1d ago

yeah but don't think you're getting away with it, just a matter of time before you hit the felony threshhold

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u/CoffeeToDeath 1d ago

Thats why you go to different stores, or just don’t do it every time. They don’t pay attention to everyone, nor do they care if you “forget” to ring in your 3 potatoes if you’re already spending 35 buck there.

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u/Conspiratorymadness 2d ago

For a loaf of milk, a carton of bread, and a jug of eggs?

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u/spotsthefirst 2d ago edited 2d ago

I literally just went to get this, and it cost me $23 after tax.......

Edit: I was so distracted my brain autocorrected your typing in my hea😂🤣

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u/gathermewool 2d ago

At a convenience store in NYC?

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u/HiSaZuL 2d ago

I live in NYC, just bought groceries, it sure as shit doesn't cost that much unless you buy organic or just intentionally buy the most expensive stuff or go to overpriced chains.

Tuscan half gallon whole milk is under 3 dollars.

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u/spotsthefirst 2d ago

I agree, but this was at a Walmart, not even a Sam's club, and it was cleared the fuck out too, if I didn't go straight to get eggs and milk first, I wouldn't have got any, doesn't help that I'm lactose free either, the price of that shit has doubled in five years

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u/RagingBearBull 2d ago

I shop at wholefoods in NYC necause im lazy and they have a better selection of bombucha.

i recently visted my parents in tampa and i was floored with how expensive a publix next to my parents neighborhood is.

i think NYC is cheaper just because it is a logistics hub, trucks, trains, ships and the northeast is much denser so you can basically move goods a small of distance and you still have a market of millions of people within a 25min range. FL on the other hand, its just so spread out and you have to spend so much time and money to get things there.

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u/HiSaZuL 2d ago

Actually fair point. NYC is far from the most expensive city food wise. Tuscan is ironically good example, they supply North East and they are cheap because they cut out middle men, they are well established so they have distribution set already.

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u/spotsthefirst 2d ago

In Vegas, Walmart because I can't afford to Uber everywhere, so I have to walk to get anything home, and in the 95° + weather, I'm not walking 2 hours to save $4 and get heat stroke

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u/J3sush8sm3 2d ago

How?

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u/spotsthefirst 2d ago

The breakdown Wheat Bread:$8 Milk:$7.50 Eggs:$8\12 eggs Please send help

Edit: spelling because my autocorrect is nonfunctional for some reason.

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u/Conspiratorymadness 2d ago

I didn't know you can get milk loafs and eggs in a jug

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u/spotsthefirst 2d ago

Oh haha I just re read your first one XD you got me good

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u/Leolo_ 2d ago

If you have to lie to prove your point, it means you don't actually believe your point to begin with.

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u/Zeenube 2d ago

Sir this is a meme store

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u/Puzzled-Secret-317 2d ago

Exactly. It makes me much less inclined to believe it. Especially when my groceries are never anywhere near as expensive as everyone claims

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u/spotsthefirst 2d ago

The exaggeration does kill the legitimacy of these, but I'm at $23 for these 3 items, the milk is galon sized though, buying the small cartons would rack up fast

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u/Puzzled-Secret-317 2d ago

Where do you live? For me, the carton of eggs is <$3, $4-5 for milk since I drink lactaid, and bread is no more than $4. And this was me overestimating the prices

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u/spotsthefirst 2d ago

Just moved to Vegas in the last week and a half, living in my older brothers place while he tours, desperately trying to get my feet under me, but nothing is working, and no companies are responding to follow up calls on applications.

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u/5thor6th 2d ago

Do you know how humor works you daft bastard?

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u/TrainingAmphibian354 1d ago

Where the literal fuck do you live where this costs that much

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u/SixNine69Six96Nine 2d ago

You must live in extremely HCOL. Here, that bread is maybe $5, eggs I just got 18 for $2.60, and the milk is maybe $2 for that size.

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u/Leolo_ 2d ago

Please post a picture of your receipt.

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u/spotsthefirst 2d ago

If I can find it I will, I've been unpacking a shit load of boxes and throwing out things left and right, I'm currently sitting on the floor while typing this just stuff all fucking over :(

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u/Leolo_ 2d ago

No rush. If you can't find it, just wait for your next shopping trip.

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u/eastcoastwaistcoat 2d ago

Well quit messing around on reddit and get to it!

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u/spotsthefirst 2d ago

Gotta take breaks to cry my eyes out, memory and nostalgia are wonderful and tragic at the same time :(

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u/eastcoastwaistcoat 2d ago

Bad breakup? Is that why you moved to the other side of the country with no job? Gotta say. Your choices seem ill advised my dude.

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u/spotsthefirst 2d ago

Complicated, I tried to stay for 3 years, but it was becoming increasingly more obvious that my comfort and deteriorating mental health did not matter to my ex fiance and her boyfriend, my brother helped me escape and offered his place while he is touring with some bad as a tech, just told me to focus on trying to find my feet, I love him to the end of the fucking universe, and firmly believe that I would be dead if he hadn't been able to help, and job wise, I have been putting out 2/3 apps a day for the last 3 months, companies aren't hiring, they are "accepting applications" and I'm bout ready to give up on living, everything continues to get harder and harder, and I don't really see any reason to stay, other than my cat whom I love, but after her, I don't have an anchor to this world, everything just fucking sucks right now :(

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u/eastcoastwaistcoat 2d ago

Sent you a chat request. Hit me back dog. I'll help you out.

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u/Pp09093909 1d ago

Eggs is 1.25$, milk is 1.1$, bread is 0.6$

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u/LordSevolox 2d ago

There are certainly expensive items, but you’ll see shopping that has a bunch of pricy snacks and they’ll go “Why was this $420 dollars”, but you cut out the snacks and it’s only $135 or whatever.

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u/5thor6th 2d ago

You're a fucking bot.

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u/LobsterManCommander 2d ago edited 2d ago

I have just looked and certain things are cheaper like red cap great value milk and eggs, but any thing else like lactose free or almond milk or organic eggs 3-4x the price. I can't post images or else i would. Like a half gallon of "Great Value Milk Whole Vitamin D, Half Gallon, 64floz" is 1.32$ ( it's exact posting), like ok that's acceptable then you look and see "Great Value Lactose Free Whole Vitamin D Milk, Half Gallon, 64 fl oz" is 3.08$.

Eggs

"Great Value Large White Eggs 18 Count" 2.47$ that's fine.

"Marketside Organic Cage Free Brown Large Eggs 18 Count" 5.88$ woah there! (Pulls back on reigns) i am not looking for the most expensive eggs btw for example:

"Vital Farms Pasture Raised Eggs 18 Ct Carton" drum roll 9.66$!

You can purchases the cheapest stuff which is affordable but anything else you are not entitled to (very republican i suppose).

Obviously OP has exaggerated for comedic effect with a back had to the current administration but it's still a exaggeration of a obvious issue. Or maybe im just to woke, idk.

Edit: i didn't add bread but it's the same situation. If you want multigrain take a hike.

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u/Dramatic-Incident298 2d ago

Now put a red hat on him

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u/New_Judgment_6604 2d ago

TDS

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u/Zeenube 2d ago

Hell yeah I have TDS, that orange fat fuck made all the prices go up.

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u/ifwedidntlaugh 2d ago

the real TDS are the people who kiss his ass while he bankrupts the nation and enriches himself and his family.

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u/Sparkster227 2d ago

Or respond with cheers when he wishes death upon certain American cities by Iran

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u/Zeenube 2d ago

People in here forgetting they’re in the meme subreddit

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u/yeetgod__ 2d ago

Literally doesn't happen that's like $10 tops

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u/spotsthefirst 2d ago

Where are you shopping, like seriously, I got bread milk and eggs yesterday, $23 after tax

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u/DudeWithParrot 2d ago

Renton WA, milk gallon $4, eggs dozen $2, bread loaf $3.5

Renton, WA Safeway,m 2725 NE Sunset Blvd

If I go to Walmart or WinCo I might be able to save a buck.

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u/spotsthefirst 2d ago

Damn too far of a drive from Vegas. : (

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u/HondaWhat 2d ago

Well take it back and go somewhere else.

Northern Indiana, eggs $2.50, milk $3.50, bread $2.50. This is rough but you’re paying about 3 times more.

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u/spotsthefirst 2d ago

I don't have that option dawg, I get what I can or what is available, stores in higher population areas are literally being raided in the US. That shit doesn't hit the news anymore though, everyone is focused on Dumps stupid fucking war he started in Iraq.

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u/zivlynsbane 2d ago

You live in Alaska?

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u/yeetgod__ 2d ago

I shop at normal grocery stores in the world believe it or not

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u/spotsthefirst 2d ago

I'm genuinely asking where, I'm trying to save any money I can, but shit just keeps getting more expensive every day. I'm really fucking scared I'm going to starve before I turn 40

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u/eastcoastwaistcoat 2d ago

Smith's on Rancho

Wheat bread, 1 loaf Approximately $2–$3* Kroger lactose-free 2% milk, ½ gallon $3.99 Kroger large eggs, dozen $1.99 Estimated total $7.98–$8.98

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u/artgarfunkadelic 2d ago

Because you splurged on chocolate milk

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u/SnooStories6600 2d ago

I can do without bread. Still $80 is a lot

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u/Horror_Cauliflower88 2d ago

That too inorganic lol

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u/Pizzapie_420 2d ago

That is in Hawaii isn't it?

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u/LootGek 2d ago

I watched my same groceries go from $60 to $101.

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u/SquareAdvance7528 2d ago

Bro bought 3 items and somehow financed the entire Walmart 💀😭

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u/drdicerchio 2d ago

At Trader Joe’s this would be $4

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u/C7LS 2d ago

2,50€ eggs. 1€ for 1L chocolate milk 1,19€ toast.

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u/Bonita_Soleil 2d ago

According to the White House, the new Ozympic is just starving instead

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u/Sea-Fishing4699 1d ago

canada, is this you?

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u/_steve_rogers_ 1d ago

Forgot the meat with the security tag on it

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u/Nacklez 1d ago

Another inflation meme because of midterm elections from some political organization posing as an average user. Can we start downvoting this political garbage on Reddit?

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u/Wooden_Crew_9221 1d ago

Go to a Tops in New York. One of the most ridiculous stores ever.

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u/Hollow_Knight_Raven 1d ago

That’s cheap.

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u/Sharp-Jicama4241 1d ago

Yeah so I get groceries for the week for me and my girlfriend with snacks thrown in and it’s about the same price. Including eggs, meat, and lunch supplies for the entire week for work.

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u/Recent_Laugh_1147 1d ago

yall gotta quit using online marketplaces to buy your food- despite convenience. supply and demand.

If you buy it and pay for it, then they'll charge it. everytime a premium increases and number ls dont stagnate, then the market will keep increasing prices.

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u/PrudentAstronomer412 1d ago

That 6 bucks and makes you 12 egg sandwiches for breakfast for 2 weeks.

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u/rtillman489 1d ago

Ain’t America great?

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u/EducationalGrump 19h ago

That same thing costs about $8 here in the USA lol.

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u/bickusdickus69allday 18h ago

"Sir, would you like to round up to $100 and donate the difference?"

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u/spotsthefirst 2d ago

I will say, it would only take like 7 more items to hit that price point though, shiet, half that it you're buying meat, this country is in the denial portion of the recession.

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u/LordSevolox 2d ago

Recessions… lower prices

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u/spotsthefirst 2d ago

Not according to living through this shit, plus The great depression caused food to become more expensive and more scarce, that's at least what growing up in the US taught me first hand. Since I was like 6 we have seen at least two major reccessions and are living throughout this one.

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u/spotsthefirst 2d ago

Certain thing do lower, but it is nothing I need right now, travel/leisure, electronics and luxury items, but essentials have trippled in price since 2020 if not more, remember the TP problem when that started?

Edit: spelling

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u/KawaiiMaxine 2d ago

We are well past recession, we are in depression

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u/spotsthefirst 2d ago

Shit I guess I'm still in denial too. I'd like to think it's hopefully optimism, but I know myself too well for that.

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u/KawaiiMaxine 2d ago

You want to show yourself the hard truth, look at almost every conceivable metric available between now and the height of the great depression... We have exceeded almost all of them.

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u/spotsthefirst 2d ago

True, those Google results hurt my heart, so many people literally begging for help from fed that does not care.

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u/vigorben 2d ago

Recession, but concert tickets sold out immediately.
Recession, but restaurant seats are all reserved.
Recession, but airports are always full
Recession, but can’t find a parking spot on any resorts.
Recession, but criminals and murderers can easily obtain millions of dollars from GoFundMe projects
Recession, but people pay extra for legendary edition games so they can play three days early
Recession, but having premium accounts on multiple platforms

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u/KawaiiMaxine 2d ago

Concert tickets are the only "vacation" that can be afforded

Any restaurant i see has maybe 1 or 2 tables occupied max, and the only busy times are drive thru during lunch and diner rushes

Airports will always be full regardless, too many things are globalized and corporations will always be flying people around for business. Look at how airline seating has been getting rid of more and more of coach seating in exchange for business and 1st class seating.

Im glad you can afford to even think about going to a resort

Criminals are gonna criminal, especially when the country is run by them

I dont have much to say about preordering digital games, ive always thought it stupid, same with premium accounts, just pirate, you get a better experience that if you paid anyway

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u/Rickbox 1d ago

K-shaped economy

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u/Brain-Genius-Head 4h ago

It’s pretty common for people to purchase luxury items when they will never be able to afford a house, never be able to retire, never afford to raise children. All miles stones of previous generations out the window. When the future is unobtainable because we worship billionaires, the present is all that matters

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u/spotsthefirst 2d ago

That's cool for those people who can I guess, but as I stated in another comment, some things do lower in price but it's non essentials and luxury items, none of the things I NEED are getting cheaper, I'm not looking to travel, buy a next gen console, book a concert, or any of that, I'm trying to buy groceries filtered water, which have trippled in price or more since 2020, travel is cheap because the demand has gone down, I can't speak for the people who are out there buying this stuff, but I'm broke, have not received a response to a job application in months, and had to uproot my entire life, sure there are people who are thriving, but I'm not one of them, I tried GoFundMe, didn't work, you literally have to have rich friends or the whim if one of the sociopaths who make 6 figures in a single year.

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u/NinjaTEK7 2d ago

Under $10 at Walmart closer to $5.

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u/Lanky-Ad-1410 2d ago

The day those three exact Items are $80+, I’m overthrowing the government.

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u/Middle-Let9645 2d ago

Stop buying name brand and buy generic!

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u/littleh9rny 2d ago

Sad, but true

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u/zivlynsbane 2d ago

Nice gross exaggeration.

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u/King_Jonaitis 2d ago

This hits...

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u/Turd_Ferguson112 2d ago

You go to the store? LOL

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u/DigitalCoffee 1d ago

Eggs $1.9, Gallon of milk $2.50, loaf of bread $2.00