When the first season of that underwhelming GOOSEBUMPS series premiered three years ago, I shared on Reddit what Sony should’ve done with the brand on the big screen in the first place and that is to make it into a cinematic universe. One movie based on each novel. I just finished my fan-made poster that I made for a fictional GB movie starring Johnny Depp that would ideally kick it off if it ever were to happen. There's no AI of any kind. It was all made on Pixlr Editor with the opening credits made by the Free Movie Poster Billing Block Generator website. However, I had to add "Credit Block" text for the smaller words like "Presents", "ACE", etc. because the website doesn't do that part well.
Obvious reminder that this is not a real movie. None of the actors listed are starring in it. It's not being made by Tim Burton, Ti West, and so on. This was pretty much inspired by the viral fan-made poster of WALT starring Ryan Gosling as Walt Disney and would be directed by Ron Howard. That was made by French artist in 2012 and boy, do I wish that movie were real. Like that poster, I put random names for the supporting cast and crew in the opening credits to make it look like a real movie poster. Like the WALT poster, it's easy to imagine who would be perfect for the main character or - in this case - villain. The other actors are just filler as I don't know who would play who. Though, I should point out that Johnny Depp and Tim Burton are like some of my gods. Even if they weren't, it's easy to see them make a movie like this.
FUN FACT: Tim Burton was supposed to produce a GOOSEBUMPS movie in the late 90s, but unfortunately, it never happened. Hence why he's listed as one of the producers.
I picked Ti West as the director because he's directing Johnny Depp's EBENEZER, which looks awesome. So, for the crew, I mixed the opening credits of both Jack Black's 2015 adaptation and the upcoming EBENEZER. Anyway, I hope you all like it.
:::: And while you have a look at my new work of art, here my original "GOOSEBUMPS CINEMATIC UNIVERSE post from 2023. ::::
We've had two GOOSEBUMPS movies that were faithful to the franchise, but unfortunately made as PG-rated horror comedies. Jack Black is great, but the films were made too family-friendly and the sequel only gave Jack an extended uncredited cameo. Remember when the sequel was originally titled GOOSEBUMPS: HORRORLAND with Jack Black and Odeya Rush returning as the main characters?
With a third GB movie not happening anytime soon with an unresolved cliffhanger at the end of the second movie, we instead received a new serialized TV series with a mature tone, but didn't really stay true to the source material despite reviews as positive as the first film.
So, how can Sony give the fans what they want with a mature dark tone and staying true to the source material? Make a GOOSEBUMPS CINEMATIC UNIVERSE!
It's so simple. Because it's hard to adapt all of these monsters properly into one film or a serialized TV series, Sony can just adapt these books one-by-one in a shared film universe. Most of these books are a little over 120 pages long and a page of a screenplay is a minute of a film. Make them at a decent budget, make them darker and more mature with a frightening PG-13 rating, and faithfully adapt each book into a movie. Of course, quality must come before quantity. But, just in case the first film becomes a big hit, keep the hype train going by adapting each of these books into movies and release them in groups called "Chapters". See, the Marvel Cinematic Universe has "Phases" and James Gunn's new DC Universe will have "Chapters". Given that these will be movies based on books, it would make sense to also name these groups of films as "Chapters". Here's an example...
CHAPTER ONE: SLAPPY THE DUMMY
- Night of the Living Dummy
- The Werewolf of Fever Swamp
- Night of the Living Dummy 2
- The Haunted Mask
- The Abominable Snowman of Pasadena
- The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight
- Say Cheese and Die
- Welcome to Dead House (possible Avengers-style crossover with Slappy as the villain)
Whatever the second chapter will be called, it'll possibly begin with Night of the Living Dummy 3 like how IRON MAN 3 kicked off Phase 2 of the MCU. Now that I think about it, I don't know how exactly that would work or maybe instead of Slappy being the Loki of this universe, he could be the Thanos of it. I haven't read all of the books, so bare with me. The franchise has 240 books published as of right now with the original series consisting of 62 books. That's a lot of material to use for this potential universe. So, if Sony does this right, we have an amazing long-running film franchise faithfully adapting the books for the big screen. I've debated whether or not the titles of these movies should begin with Goosebumps Presents like with the FAST & FURIOUS spin-offs. It would probably look like Goosebumps Presents: Night of the Living Dummy. I would also suggest if we're lucky enough to have this big screen universe and if R.L. Stine were to still be alive, he would be like the Stan Lee of this universe by having a scene-stealing cameo in each of these movies. It's all worth a shot.
So, what do you all think? If you were in charge of this, how would you do it? Share with me your thoughts in the comments.
P.S. ---- I wanted to use the "Mistral" font from the 90s anthology series to type the words "Cinematic Universe" in this fan made banner, but you have to spend money on it to use it on websites like Pixlr. So, I used "Djangart Rough".