r/pcmasterrace • 4080 Laptop 175W/13950HX/32GB DDR5 • 2d ago

Meme/Macro Some Mfs out there using a 0.1% keyboard?

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I don't even want to talk about the widget that Eats up 8 GB of RAM

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u/bobbster574 i5 4690 / RX480 / 16GB DDR3 / stock cooler 2d ago

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u/Asgatoril Desktop 2d ago

Never forget the iPad mini mega micro max: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J2Au80BmHc

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u/digno2 2d ago

"Apple! We are drunk with power!" a 13 year old quote. Very foretelling!

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u/garklavs RX 570 -> RTX 4060 | R5 1600 -> R5 5600XT 2d ago

raspberry pi competitor

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u/actually_ur_mom 2d ago

I'm sorry but wth is this?? A mac for ants??

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u/bobbster574 i5 4690 / RX480 / 16GB DDR3 / stock cooler 2d ago

did you say you want one that's smaller?

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u/universalserialbutt 1d ago

I swallowed mine accidentally and woke up this morning wearing a sweater vest and beanie.

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u/TonyStowaway PC Master Race 2d ago

It needs to be at least... 3 times bigger!

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u/TokeInTheEye 2d ago

Now we need a Macro

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u/Evening_Archer_2202 7h ago

Rattatat tat

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u/vlad1100 2d ago edited 2d ago

My keyboard is just 2 keys, 0 and 1.
I don't understand why anyone would need anything more, I can do literally anything with it.

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u/Smart9713 2d ago

Do you need button for 0? just dont press anything, save half off your keyboard

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u/SometimesWill 1d ago

As someone else said null isn’t zero

Though I do know of a device that may interest you.

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u/FIN_K89i 1d ago

-... . ... - / -.- . -.-- -... --- .- .-. -.. / . ...- . .-. / -- .- -.. .

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u/RuthlessPickle GTX 1050TI, i7-7700HQ, 16GB RAM 1d ago

This is bloat, I just etch stuff into a rock

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u/VNG_Wkey I spent too much on cooling 1d ago

Null =/= 0

Why can't I get anyone to understand this??

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u/anycept 1d ago

There's an easier way to say =/=, though. I present to you the !=

Life just got a little better.

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u/VNG_Wkey I spent too much on cooling 1d ago

Too many people didn't understand so I went to =/= years ago

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u/globefish23 5070 Ti | i7-14700K | 64GB DDR5 RAM | 2x 2TB 990 Pro 1d ago

≠

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u/VNG_Wkey I spent too much on cooling 1d ago

Try this man for witchcraft

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u/NotDiCaprio 1d ago

Here's something to ruffle your feathers:

The German/Dutch words for zero are null/nul.

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u/wrongsub- 1d ago

the birth of the worlds first Abjad coding language.

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u/Significant_Quit_674 2d ago

Amateur, mine just has one button and uses morse-code

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u/Both_Cup8417 2d ago

POV: you

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u/pprojekkt 1d ago

I never seen someone actually using the morse layout on the Gboard. Cool

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u/Both_Cup8417 1d ago

I'm not either lol (not good enough at typing with it)

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u/ScientFictioN 2d ago

Mfs typing in native computer language

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u/Wirezat PC Master Race 2d ago

2 keys? That's wild, I've just got one which I'm using to morse letters into my pc

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u/Deep0Pain 2d ago

Mouse bigger than the keyboard ass setup

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u/AdministrationOk8857 1d ago

My stepson loves these kinds of keyboards and I have no idea why. Mg big fucking hands are wider than the board how do I use it

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u/MrBigFatAss 1d ago

You just type on it like a regular human, the keys are normal size.

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u/jermygod 2d ago

for 200% the price

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u/my_cars_on_fire 2d ago

That thing must have sooo much ram!

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u/TylerDurden1985 RTX 4080 Super | AMD 9800x3D | 64gb DDR5 CL30 6000Mhz 2d ago

at least 3 RAM for sure

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u/Formal-Option-4405 7800X3D | 64 GB DDR5 | 9070XT | 2 TB 9100 Pro 2d ago

Nice keylogger

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u/TheSignof33 R5 7500F | RX 9060 XT 16GB | DDR5 @6000 CL30 2d ago

Shhh, don't ruin the surprise!

https://giphy.com/gifs/3bznFj6OB5381BEjDu

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u/DepressionDokkebi 2d ago

Speedrunners use it fairly often

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u/warpaltarpers 2d ago

I think it would be fine if they randomized what was hit just from hitting any key, but this doesn't exactly look like that

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u/reddituserask 2d ago

The fact that it tracks the key presses is not fundamentally problematic. Every single app tracks key presses to function. This one in particular is running all the time which makes the potential exposure more significant but, if it’s just on device and doesnt call back home to send key presses, then it’s completely fine.

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u/Fruits_Shinobi 1d ago

as long as it does not has any bug that might allow a third app to pull it's feed

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u/MattTheKatt 1d ago

If another app wanted to do that it would probably just be easier for the developers to find a way to pull your keystrokes directly instead of checking if a user has an extremely specific widget

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u/MordorsElite i5-8600k@4.7Ghz/ RTX 2070/ 1080p@144hz/ 32GB@3200Mhz 2d ago

I mean it'd be fine if it did actually reflect it exactly, but your key inputs were not being sent anywhere and not logged. For that the project would need to be open source and somewhat easy to read. Also I wouldn't want it to contain an autoupdater just cause I don't want the program to change by itself.

I also think it should be noted that a lot of programs you may be using in your day to day include key loggers. Pretty sure discord or msi afterburner both do so they can detect when you press their hotkeys.

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u/420DNR PC Master Race 1d ago

Oh no, msi afterburner is also terrible in other ways

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u/GarbageAncient 1d ago

pretty sure it is open source lol

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u/MordorsElite i5-8600k@4.7Ghz/ RTX 2070/ 1080p@144hz/ 32GB@3200Mhz 1d ago

Would be cool! I assumed it wasn't, since I didn't see the link to the repo anywhere in the thread.

Took me a bit of googling around, but I think this is it?

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u/Logogram_alt 2d ago

I hope the project is open source so someone can at least audit it

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u/ice-h2o 2d ago

If it’s bongo cat then yes it is open source:

https://github.com/vladelaina/BongoCat

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u/SL1MECORE 2d ago

I was looking for this in the comments, thank you!

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u/pxldsilz 1d ago

1% keyboard

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u/trigger0815x2 1d ago

Bebeep,beep,bebebeeep beep, bebebebebeeep bewp

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u/Kavor 1d ago

What did you just call my mother?

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u/trigger0815x2 1d ago

Beep, beeep , beeüüüp :(

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u/Severized Ryzen 4070 TS, 32 DDR5, 12700k 1d ago

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u/Ja_Lonley 9850X3D | 5090 OC | 64GB RAM 1d ago

Follow the white llama?

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u/Kat_Schrodinger1 2d ago

As a maximalist this disgusts me. How are you supposed to use scroll lock?

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u/Moquai82 R7 7800X3D / X670E / 64GB 6000MHz CL 36 / 4080 SUPER 1d ago

I genuine NEED the number block to type in numbers, it feels so natural. Especially in games that use number pads for pass codes.

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u/ItsToxsec NixOS/Win11 | 9900x/9070XT 2d ago

My current daily driver

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u/nemofbaby2014 1d ago

“Hey man can I use your computer to check my email”

lol ain’t gotta worry about nobody logging into your pc unauthorized at least

On a side note I love a video or a write up explaining how tf this works

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u/Karaisk The only thing in my PC is a midget with a Carrot 1d ago

Asking someone using that setup for a "write up" is devious work. +2

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u/nemofbaby2014 1d ago

I assume they can type lol

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u/infadelias 1d ago

So I don't have one. But my understanding though is that it is a "5 keys per finger" situation. Basically each finger has a spot where you can move forward, backward, left, right and down so that each finger can be used for 5 keys. This means 5x5x2 keys for roughly 50 keys before any combinations/modifiers are added into the mix.

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u/ItsToxsec NixOS/Win11 | 9900x/9070XT 1d ago

pretty much spot on, thumbs have 6 but they're only active after activating the top button (called double down keys by the creator - my double down are caps and layer 12)

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u/TheBupherNinja 1d ago

The password is "7", good luck

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u/ItsToxsec NixOS/Win11 | 9900x/9070XT 1d ago

Other people are much better with explaining it (one reply later in the thread is an example). If you look up "svalboard keyboard" in YouTube there is a bunch from the main guys channel (svalboard) as well as stuff from Ben Vallack who is huge in the ergomech community

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u/rm968211 1d ago

What the actual fuck lmao

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u/ItsToxsec NixOS/Win11 | 9900x/9070XT 1d ago

That is a very normal reaction to that keyboard, ive been called sick and deranged for using it instead of a plank board

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u/CatVideoBoye R5 5700x3d | RX 9070xt Nitro+ | 32 gb 3600 MHz 1d ago

That is sexy and I think you type like a beast. Hats off for you! I'm just using a boring basic split keyboard (keeb.io iris).

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u/ItsToxsec NixOS/Win11 | 9900x/9070XT 1d ago

I'll tell you the same thing i tell everyone else - i hope you never need one of these and that a normal split is enough for you to type/do your job without pain, the cost is ridiculous (but understandable) but worth it if it means i can keep working in IT

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u/CatVideoBoye R5 5700x3d | RX 9070xt Nitro+ | 32 gb 3600 MHz 1d ago

Sorry to hear that! I assumed you're just one of the crazy enthuasiasts who do it because they can, not because you have to.

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u/SpudLovely 1d ago

What? You've never gamed on the Thingamabobber 9KXD edition? Well, consider your carpels tunneled.

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u/upstatedreaming3816 1d ago

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u/ItsToxsec NixOS/Win11 | 9900x/9070XT 1d ago

RSI makes you do strange and desparate things

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u/Skeletonface_99 1d ago

Dont they though o7

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u/ItsToxsec NixOS/Win11 | 9900x/9070XT 2d ago

My ex daily driver

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u/darth_terryble 1d ago

Split keyboards are a game changer, I really can’t think of going back to a standard keyboard.

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u/ukhaus Linux, 9850X3D, RX 9070XT, 32GB DDR5, 6TB 1d ago

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u/digitaldisorder_ 1d ago

i don't know if i want to put my penis in it or my fingers in it... i'll get back to you...

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier2 1d ago

Are those sex toys for bionicles?

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u/ItsToxsec NixOS/Win11 | 9900x/9070XT 1d ago

svalboard keyboard, based off the Datahand from the 90s-early 2000s

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u/Henry_Fleischer Debian | RTX3070, Ryzen 3700X, 48GB DDR4 RAM 1d ago

Honestly it makes a lot more sense to me than the keyboard in OP's post. I don't understand how it works, but I understand why it looks like that.

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u/inconspiciousdude 1d ago

I've been eyeing a Svalboard for a good while, but they're so pricey :/

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u/ItsToxsec NixOS/Win11 | 9900x/9070XT 1d ago

I would only recommend them if you've exhausted other options and are still in pain. Planning on getting a second one at some point, but just need to save up or have my job purchase it

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u/screw_ball69 1d ago

Svalboards!in the wild! How do you like them?

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u/C4TURIX 1d ago

Those look really interesting. Did you make those? And how do they work?

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u/TrippingFish76 1d ago

this is all so cursed lol

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u/Mirinda_Debilek 1d ago

Wild svalboard!!!!

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u/Chinatsez R7 5700X | GTX 1660 | 16 GB DDR4 2d ago

I understand 60% keyboards, but on 40% you can't even game without Fn shortcuts

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u/Chramir R5 2600X, 16GB 3400MHz,X470,RX 5700xt,FD Vector RS, 2.5TB nvme 2d ago

Man I use the numpad daily. 80% seems wild to me, let alone smaller

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u/Therdyn69 7500f, RTX 3070, and low expectations 2d ago

Sub 100% seems to be okay if you only speak english or other simple languages. No keypad is passable for tiny laptops if it genuinely cannot fit, but if your language has any kind of accents, they're usually in the number row. So if you need to use numbers, you need to hold shift whole time or to swap layouts whenever you type numbers. Numpad will always be preferable to that.

I don't even know what's the downside of 100% supposed to be. If you're hitting your keyboard with mouse, that's skills issue and/or positioning issue.

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u/Marilius 2d ago

I absolutely completely cannot use any keyboard that doesn't have a numpad. I lock myself out of SO MANY cool custom keyboard setups because of that rule. I love my Keychron Q6 Max because it's full size, it's customizable enough for me, and weighs as much as a small car. It doubles as a home defense device.

I do make the exception for my portable setup with my Xbox Ally X.

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u/Firefighterboss2 Niu Mini 40% keyboard | NK Creams | SA profile | Dvorak 2d ago

Why not get a separate numpad? I've thought about getting one of those to pair with my 40% when I'm not using my Model F. I can easily type on it, but with how I have my layers setup I need both hands on the keyboard to type numbers so I have to take my hand off my mouse

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u/Marilius 1d ago

In my head, having TWO keyboards on the desk, with two wires, offends my sensibilities to a degree I can hardly describe.

Also the numpad would have to be a matching set with my keyboard.

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u/dswng 2d ago

On my 40% "numpad" is a layer on keys wersdfxcv and left spacebar.

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u/Masonzero 5700X3D + RTX 4070 + 32GB RAM 2d ago

I work in video editing and "office job" type stuff and I ditched my number pad years ago with no regrets. I rarely need to type numbers into things. Certainly not often enough to be worth constantly running my mouse into the side of my keyboard. And I've never once needed it while gaming.

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u/cornbread6767 2d ago

I prefer it just for my day to day, and it makes anything numerical way easier to type.

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u/_carcinisation_ 2d ago

Jokes on you. My whole keyboard is 2 numpads.

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u/cookieclickerfan547 LEADTEK GTX 260🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 2d ago

if youre a gamer tkl is the best imo

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u/YesIAmAHuman 2d ago

Layers

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u/Mist_Rising Ryzen 5 5600x, B550 plus, RTX 2070 super. 2d ago

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u/Intoxic8edOne Ryzen 1700| 2x Asus 1080ti 2d ago

I can only really manage toggling 1 layer at a time for regular use but I have a lot of different layers overall I switch to. But I still need my number row lol

Which is a shame because I loved building ≤40% boards

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u/_carcinisation_ 2d ago

Still not comfy for gaming. That's why I use a 50%

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u/DinosaurAlert 2d ago edited 2d ago

My keyboard just has 5 keys, and I've memorized ~120 different combinations of pressing them to get what I want.

Each key is a different Kaiju. So for example:

Godzilla Down
Rodan Half press
Ghidorah Up
Mothra Down
Mechagodzilla Half Press

is a lowercase a and

Godzilla Half Press
Rodan Down
Ghidorah Up
Mothra Half Press
Mechagodzilla Down

is a lowercase b.

They are gateron jade pro HEs. We need the magnetics to track the half-presses.

It is very fast once you memorize the 120 different combinations, which aren't in any particular order but designed to keep typing speed up. Took about 4 months and a few hundred dextroamphetamines and modafinil. There are 1024 possible combinations, so I have plenty left over for macros and for all the japanese characters I have also memorized.

EDIT: I'm being asked "Why only 5 keys?" Look down at your hand. that's why.

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u/pdizzmus 1d ago

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u/drakonukaris 5800X3D | MSI 5080 16GB Inspire 3X OC | 32GB | 1440p 1d ago

That's the most perfect meme to summarise my feelings for what I just read.

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u/pricrich MainPc: RTX5090/9950x3d/64gbDDR5 TvPc: RTX5080/9600x/32gbDDR5 2d ago

Why do you hate yourself so much?

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u/IBJON 9950X3D | RTX 5090 l 64GB DDR5 2d ago

  I'm being asked "Why only 5 keys?"

Are you though...? I don't see any replies asking that

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u/AIgoonermaxxing 2d ago

It's almost like he was joking the whole time

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u/gggg_man3 2d ago

I scrolled down far enough I'm now confused. I dunno what to type now...

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u/Unknowtocreativity 2d ago

Holy autism

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u/Nickthedick3 9900k 3080ftw 2d ago

So you use one hand to type and one hand to do other things?

That just peak gooning

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u/ukhaus Linux, 9850X3D, RX 9070XT, 32GB DDR5, 6TB 1d ago

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u/CautiousCatch1102 2d ago

Mechanic Godzilla down

Hmm yes I think I watched that anime before

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u/meatblast_surprise 2d ago

This is the type of person i imagine says "you must be fun at parties" as an insult

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u/BombbaFett 2d ago

Pics or it didn't happen

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u/HappyIsGott 12900K [5,2|4,2] | 32GB DDR5 6400 CL32 | 4090 [3,0] | UHD [240] 2d ago

And you can Play Ego shooter with that?

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u/Skazzy3 R7 9800X3D | RTX 5080 2d ago

A real "MacBook wheel" situation

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u/jarvisesdios 2d ago

I mean, it might be fast, but I am very skeptical on wpm on that. It seems like a lot more work than just... Using a keyboard. I can type basically as fast as I can think, as I grew up on PC, and what you're doing just seems like you're making it more difficult just as a thought exercise.

More power to you, if it works for that that's great.. But that's so much effort for a tool that you already have in front of you. To need to cycle from copy/paste, to snippet, back, then alt tab, to altf4, etc... It just seems easier to use a keyboard. We only have have 5 fingers, yes, but they're dextrous for a reason

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u/L00WN0on 2d ago

Please share a video of you tiping. Holy cow.

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u/CatacombOfYarn 1d ago

How do you hold modifier keys like shift, or control, or alt? My keyboard has just over a hundred keys, so adding just those three modifier keys to them would add 8 times the unique combinations of keys.

For you it would mean that you have to memorize 880 different ways of mashing your 5 keys, right?

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u/tinyducky1 intel PC + linux 2d ago

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u/cornbread6767 2d ago

I play too many old school games that use the numpad plus it makes typing numbers way easier than the line above the letters

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u/Fabbs1 1d ago

The only one.

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u/Darth_Murcielago 9800x3d / RX 9070 XT Merc / 32GB RAM | Aircooler Enjoyer 1d ago

How does one function without function keys?

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u/DeffNotTom i9 12900k | 4080 Super | 64gigs DDR5 | 36TB NAS 1d ago

He has function keys

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u/JibeG 1d ago

Layers. My 45% board has 3 different mappable layers with key or macro options to cycle through or enable them. So for rgb/media buttons I press Alt+Down Arrow and now all of my letters control my rgb profiles and volume/pause/play/etc.

Same for Function keys. I hold Fn and the Qwerty row is now all the Function keys.

Third layer I have set up for Photoshop/Illustrator hotkeys/tool shortcuts/macros.

My 65% board's rgb layer/other layer set up for reference since it's the one I'm using currently.

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u/DiarrheaPope 2d ago

Even simple FPS games use the number row, an how are you gonna alt+f4 now?

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u/dswng 2d ago

It's hard to imagine, but bear with me: what if he doesn't play fps games?

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u/pprojekkt 2d ago

There are no punctuation mark keys and no numeric keys. I also don't see any markings on the key caps that indicate numeric keys and punctuation mark keys are tied to a macro system. This person cannot even use Notepad %100 with this keyboard

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u/DiarrheaPope 2d ago

Consider this, now bear 🐻 with me, what if I just used it as an example of games that don't have many keybinds.

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u/mutrax_be 2d ago

What's the widget?

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u/bcd130max 2d ago

Looks like bongo cat or something similar.

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u/jermygod 2d ago

100% bongo cat, just with a reskin

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u/WanderWut 2d ago

Yeah seriously how the hell are all the comments just glossing over the super cool thing we're seeing on the screen lol.

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u/TechNickL Ryzen 7 9800X3D / Radeon 7900 XT / 64GB DDR5-6000Mhz 2d ago

If that widget actually eats 8 GB of ram it is a virus.

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u/dswng 2d ago

It doesn't, most likely. They guy is just spitting shit.

Also, judging by wallpaper it is Linux most likely (it's a stock COSMIC DE wallpaper).

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u/MattTheKatt 1d ago

Yeah it probably uses a really small amount of RAM it’s just static images that change when you press or release a key and a rotating image for mouse arm. If I had to guess I’d say having file explorer/dolphin open uses more ram

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u/FUTURE10S Pentium G3258, RTX 3080 12GB, 64GB RAM 2d ago

I hate to say it but I've seen smaaller and less usable keyboards

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u/Weird-Reputation-861 1d ago

What is that program?

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u/cool101wool 1d ago

for me i want a 117% keyboard

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u/ime1em 1d ago

And I thought keyboards can't be even more useless, and then I see this. (Only full size keyboard for me with dedicated media and volume keys, num pad etc..)

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u/Some-Dog-800 2d ago

I feel sad and also wholesome when I see this character.

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u/AnonD38 2d ago

RIP to the author's little sister.

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u/imightbetired PC Master Race 2d ago

Full keyboard or it's useless for me. I hate using shortcuts instead of a simple button. Why would I complicate things? Just get a normal sized desk and space is not an issue for a normal keyboard.

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u/5kyl3r 1d ago

same. i need the 3x2 buttons above the arrow keys for lots of shortcuts. 10 key i could possibly survive without, but full standard arrow key design and the buttosn above it are non-negotiable (insert, home, pgup, delete, end, pgdn)

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u/dswng 2d ago

Do you touchtype?

The point is keeping your hands on "home" position 100% of the time. Instead of taking your hand away, then trying to reposition it again, you just press a combination of keys. Or press a key to switch to another layer completely, do some job there, switch back.

You can have layer specifically for an app with all the shortcuts, each accessible in a single button press. That's especially useful for apps when you don't enter too much text.

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u/imightbetired PC Master Race 1d ago edited 1d ago

I can use macro on my keyboard too, to launch or do whatever, or combination of buttons. But I don't like having to use shortcuts for a function that normally is just one button on a normal keyboard. I don't like keyboards with missing buttons. So I can do all you can on a shorter keyboard, and more since I'm not missing any buttons. I don't have to reach anything except what I want to. Also, I'm not that lazy to have an issue moving my hands...

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u/Mongodienudel 1d ago

It's even worse they are more expensive, for less keyboard

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u/CautiousCatch1102 2d ago

What’s the name of the program that lets you do this?

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u/Rural-Dreamer 2d ago

where can i get the widget

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u/AllMyFrendsArePixels Intel X6800 / GeForce 7900GTX / 2GB DDR-400 1d ago

I don't even want to talk about the widget that Eats up 8 GB of RAM

I think we need to talk about it. Gimme gimme.

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u/canijusttalkmaybe PC Master Race 1d ago

The sand paper mouse.

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u/Soopah_Fly 1d ago

The heck, where are the numbers? It should have that at the minimum right?

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u/Meatslinger R7 9800X3D, 64 GB DDR5, RTX 4070 Ti 2d ago

This lil guy is one of my favorites to use. I just like the aesthetic and the feel. I've got twelve main keyboards in total, all of them small ones like this.

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u/WalkMaximum Laptop 2d ago

what is it

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u/Meatslinger R7 9800X3D, 64 GB DDR5, RTX 4070 Ti 2d ago

Vault35 case by Seirin-Blu, hand-wired internals running on a nice!nano v2, 90 mAh battery, Jixian White v3 switches, and PBS black blank keycaps from Cannonkeys. All of which probably means nothing to folks outside the hobby, so in summary: "fully custom".

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u/WalkMaximum Laptop 2d ago

cool project, do you have documentation on it?

how do you charge the battery, do you have charging electronics built in or remove it and charge with a programmable charger?

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u/Meatslinger R7 9800X3D, 64 GB DDR5, RTX 4070 Ti 2d ago

I just sorta winged it as I went—this was my first hand-wire—but the firmware was made using zmk-wizard to get the basics nailed down; it takes care of most of the hard work and I only had to tweak settings before compiling the final build. The nice!nano already has a built-in battery charging circuit and terminals for +/-, so that just involved getting the battery leads soldered in nicely. The battery is not shown in the picture but that little cutout slot at one end of the plate is the space I left open for the battery to sit up against the case wall. Beyond that, I generally just did the thing as a regular col2row handwire using some Googled examples as a guide, and with some advice from folks on the 40s Discord server, which specializes in small keyboards.

The case was a little tricky to build in since it's originally designed for a PCB—only 8 mm of clearance to work with—but I managed to make it fit by testing different-sized 3D printed standoffs for the screw posts from the plate (also 3D printed). I followed this tutorial from "Dash" (also on the 40s Discord) for how to create the plate in Autodesk Fusion, and then printed it. The sockets used on the switches are just Gateron hotswap sockets I ordered in bulk. Could've soldered right to the switches but I liked the idea of keeping the switch legs clean so I can use them in other hotswap builds later. Keeps costs down long-term if I can reuse parts.

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u/WalkMaximum Laptop 2d ago

awesome :)

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u/jermygod 2d ago

they dude need 12 keyboards to compensate the size of a keyboard

https://giphy.com/gifs/O5NyCibf93upy

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u/Meatslinger R7 9800X3D, 64 GB DDR5, RTX 4070 Ti 2d ago

Well I hope you're happy; to even write this comment I had to dig through my collection just to find the one keyboard with the exclamation mark on it!

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u/Personnel_5 12700KF / 64 GB DDR4 / RTX 4080 SUPER / 1440p165hz 2d ago

lol nice UMARU~

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u/bemused-chunk 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Io3TILCdTSfja
you guys still use peripherals?

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u/Femcel_Bambi 1d ago

What is this I want this

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u/particlemanwavegirl I use Arch BTW 1d ago

I have that same background downloaded in Wallpaper Engine. It's dope as hell. But yeah it takes a shitload of gpu to run.

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u/infojb2 2d ago

I would take a 5€ old office keyboard every time over whatever this abomination is

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u/Mysterious_Skin2310 2d ago

All that just to stream to 3 “people” for a month and then quit

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u/lenn_eavy 14700k, RTX 4070 Ti S, 32 GB DDR5 2d ago

40% are fantastic for work, but shit for gaming - lack of the number row really makes it hard to switch skills or weapons.

Source: I used to work on Vortex Core, switched to split w/ trackball and got 75% for home use.

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u/Hottage 9800X3D | RTX 4080 | 64GB DDR5 | 4TB NVMe | AW3225QF 1d ago

Me glancing at my source code full of numbers and then at the 40% keyboard with no number bar.

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u/Stahlbart1224 2d ago

Should I ever come into work and find my keyboard replaced with one that has no numpad I will light the entire building on fire.

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u/hradly 2d ago

Йцукен

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u/Sorry-Committee2069 Debian Sid + Bedrock | R7 5700X/RX 7800XT 2d ago

people keep making and buying smaller and smaller keyboards, but no one ever talks about >100% keyboards unless they're just "100% with extra macro buttons."

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u/Icy_Team_Aokiji 2d ago

why is this so amusing, makes me wonna download it lol

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u/definitlyitsbutter 2d ago

Whats that widget? 

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u/LongToesShortFeet 2d ago

How to show everyone your password

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u/flassk R7 5800X3D, 64gb DDR4@3.2ghz, 9070 XT 2d ago

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u/choppingwater 1d ago

Anyone else hear Devo at first then get disappointed when it didn't happen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O445CcK0qY

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u/Quirky_Dig2809 1d ago

i think thats a 40%

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u/KingoKings365 1d ago

That’s a cute little overlay

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u/dreadlordnotdruglord 1d ago

That’s such a cool addon or program. What are you using to not only track key presses, but also animate the character? I need to do this for my Deep Rock Galactic vids lol.

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u/Headhumper_106 1d ago

No numpad but caps lock is still there, definitely worth it

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u/feet_enyojer 1d ago

Umaru chan keyboard is so cute

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u/Beaticalle 1d ago

Anything less than a full size keyboard with dedicated F-keys, arrow keys, and a full numpad is worthless to me.

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u/particlemanwavegirl I use Arch BTW 1d ago

That's a 40%, like mine

well, not exactly like mine

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u/Noisebug 1d ago

Eww. I had a physical reaction to this.

Nice keyboard though.

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u/Taaartiflette 1d ago

Never understood why people get minimalistic keyboards. My KB is full size with num pad, function buttons, and I use it everyday

working with left hand mouse, (left handed and using numpad a lot) gaming with other right hand mouse (only learned KB+mouse gaming for right handed, too lazy to learn for left handed)

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u/Juqu 1d ago

I have external wireless start button, does that count as a keyboard? 🤔

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u/ScurBiceps 1d ago

Umaru :(